so I just joined one of those dating sites - Page 3

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Hahha. Uhhh........

You're talking to a guy who doesn't know what Facebook or Kanye West is and has never owned a cellphone... can't swim, can't hula hoop, can't whistle, can't blow bubblegum bubbles... etc.

not owning a cellphone is a good thing.

atsonicpark · 10.06.2009, 08:07 AM

Yeah, as long as there are payphones, fuck it.

I think I've "needed" a cell phone 1 time in my entire life (as in, I would have rather have used a cell phone than walk 20 minutes to get to another phone).. in my entire life of traveling, emergencies, etc. There's always payphones/housephones/etc. Cell phones are convenient, but they also annoy me. Hell, having spare toilet paper in your wallet might be convenient but who wants to carry that around all the time.

A cell phone is just a toilet paper. I wipe my ass with 'em.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

A cell phone is just a toilet paper. I wipe my ass with 'em.

new fetish!!

floatingslowly · 10.06.2009, 08:13 AM

hi, my name spacerock. I'm a Pisces and I like long walks across the internet, kittens, drums and alien invasion forces.

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:19 AM

nah, you can't spell either.

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:21 AM

I'm not sure if I'd have said no to "Mike" if he'd written 'internet' instead of pizza.

It's so hard to tell whether it's wonderful or evil.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I'm not sure if I'd have said no to "Mike" if he'd written 'internet' instead of pizza.

It's so hard to tell whether it's wonderful or evil.

maybe it's your fate to be #4 right after pizza

give it a shot

floatingslowly · 10.06.2009, 08:25 AM

I'm thankful for:

spellcheckers
warm socks
epoch-ending events

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

maybe it's your fate to be #4 right after pizza

give it a shot

well, if "Mike" had also written completely different things in his profile and spelled all his words correctly.

I was kind of using mike as a generic.

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

warm socks
epoch-ending events

<9+

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

well, if "Mike" had also written completely different things in his profile and spelled all his words correctly.

I was kind of using mike as a generic.

eh, maybe you have to revise your request for "mav'rick" (hear it w/ a sarah palin voice) and put instead "a stickler for rules"

floatingslowly · 10.06.2009, 08:37 AM

before I get to work, you do know that eharmony is a Christian dating site, right?

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:41 AM

are you for serious?

there were plenty of religions/other box to tick and it isn't advertised as one here.

I feel so... wrong now.

Genteel Death · 10.06.2009, 08:42 AM

I did join a few and only got to arrange a date with one guy. It was good sex. I don't have much patience to flirt online though, so I hardly ever check my profiles.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

before I get to work, you do know that eharmony is a Christian dating site, right?

you can register as an atheist

try it. cthulhu might destroy you for denying his name, but you can try.

floatingslowly · 10.06.2009, 08:50 AM

those "other" boxes are there to weed out the heathens.

"Dr" Neil Clark's last gig was at seminary school.

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:52 AM

this could explain why I was put with mike.

whatever.

Are there any that aren't christian filled?

I need to filter the entire internet.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

this could explain why I was put with mike.

i love it when people tell themselves lies and actually believe them.

i do it too, but catching people in the act, it's like a nature documentary.

flotz is a nice friend but i'm a bit of a dickhead and these are the interwebs so i call bullshit!

phoenix · 10.06.2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i love it when people tell themselves lies and actually believe them.

i do it too, but catching people in the act, it's like a nature documentary.

flotz is a nice friend but i'm a bit of a dickhead and these are the interwebs so i call bullshit!

where is the lie?

you are so full of horse poo.

floatingslowly · 10.06.2009, 09:00 AM

google the good doctor then, Sherlock.

10.06.2009, 08:07 AM	#42
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, as long as there are payphones, fuck it. I think I've "needed" a cell phone 1 time in my entire life (as in, I would have rather have used a cell phone than walk 20 minutes to get to another phone).. in my entire life of traveling, emergencies, etc. There's always payphones/housephones/etc. Cell phones are convenient, but they also annoy me. Hell, having spare toilet paper in your wallet might be convenient but who wants to carry that around all the time. A cell phone is just a toilet paper. I wipe my ass with 'em. __________________
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10.06.2009, 08:13 AM	#44
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hi, my name spacerock. I'm a Pisces and I like long walks across the internet, kittens, drums and alien invasion forces.
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10.06.2009, 08:19 AM	#45
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	nah, you can't spell either. __________________ tiny and lost.
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10.06.2009, 08:21 AM	#46
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'm not sure if I'd have said no to "Mike" if he'd written 'internet' instead of pizza. It's so hard to tell whether it's wonderful or evil. __________________ tiny and lost.
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10.06.2009, 08:25 AM	#48
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm thankful for: spellcheckers warm socks epoch-ending events
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10.06.2009, 08:37 AM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	before I get to work, you do know that eharmony is a Christian dating site, right?
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10.06.2009, 08:41 AM	#53
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	are you for serious? there were plenty of religions/other box to tick and it isn't advertised as one here. I feel so... wrong now. __________________ tiny and lost.
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10.06.2009, 08:42 AM	#54
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I did join a few and only got to arrange a date with one guy. It was good sex. I don't have much patience to flirt online though, so I hardly ever check my profiles.
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10.06.2009, 08:50 AM	#56
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	those "other" boxes are there to weed out the heathens. "Dr" Neil Clark's last gig was at seminary school.
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10.06.2009, 08:52 AM	#57
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	this could explain why I was put with mike. whatever. Are there any that aren't christian filled? I need to filter the entire internet. __________________ tiny and lost.
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10.06.2009, 09:00 AM	#60
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	google the good doctor then, Sherlock.
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