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Old 11.15.2009, 12:48 AM   #41
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It's funny. I'd more comfortably discuss this sort of thing over a pint. But not explicitly. But you're 400% right. The people who talk about 'being a freak' are usually the least interesting in the sack.

Having said that. And I must speak obliquely. There are instances where myself and acquaintances have enjoyed the company of a certain other, who I've found less interesting than the other person has, or vice versa, in matters of physical affection. Which is to say that it really is very personal, between you and the other person(s) involved.

I don't think peccadilloes are in any way similar to 'freakishness'. Everyone has a 'thing', but that doesn't make them 'weird' in the sack. What I'm saying is that once you've sowed your oats a bit more you'll realise quite what's out there, Mr Park.
I put it down to how someone approaches the subject. One of the most interesting conversations I've ever had was with an American guy outside a pub who told me how he got bonked by a dog in the middle of an orgy. While animals are never my object of sexual desire, the rational way with which he explained he agreed letting the dog have his fun I found to be very altruistic and in keep with making sure that you're not the only one who's enjoying intercourse. It turns he wasn't even into zoophilia, it was just a case of the dog being turned on by what was going on around him, and his orifice being the only one available on the spot.
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Old 11.15.2009, 12:57 AM   #42
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If more people were altruistic with sex we could finally do away with about 80% of relationships.
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Old 11.15.2009, 12:58 AM   #43
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Old 11.15.2009, 01:09 AM   #44
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Modern man brought it upon himself by allowing women to lord their vaginas over him, a desirable object that was once enjoyed freely now sealed away for no apparent reason but but to attempt at balancing power.

Now many of us no longer know how to take what we want or even how to make a fist.
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Old 11.15.2009, 01:16 AM   #45
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i've got nothing.
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Old 11.15.2009, 01:31 AM   #46
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i've got nothing.

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Old 11.15.2009, 02:15 AM   #47
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lol, his avatar makes me hungry
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:33 AM   #48
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lol, his avatar makes me hungry

It makes me want to go on a trip to the box factory.
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:34 AM   #49
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i only think of the noodles that should be in the box
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:41 AM   #50
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Noodles are flaccid. A box should be crammed with firmer foodstuff if you want to keep things sexy.
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:43 AM   #51
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how about a broccoli and a piece of seared meat?
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:46 AM   #52
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Broccoli makes for a pretty gnarly wang but I can still work with it. Seared meat can be Freddy Kreuger's dong, and I can always make do with erotic Friday the 13th fanfiction.
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:50 AM   #53
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Garly Broccoli Wang sounds like a good album
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:52 AM   #54
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Garly Broccoli Wang sounds like a good album

Not really because it would be a Ween album.
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Old 11.15.2009, 02:57 AM   #55
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whoa, good point
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Old 11.15.2009, 03:04 AM   #56
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Can you imagine being in the recording studio with those dudes? Painstakingly listening to each track for hours on end? Hands in a triangle at their lips as they ponder whether their song about a queefing mollusk needs the xylophone higher in the mix.
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Old 11.15.2009, 05:42 AM   #57
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Also, this post made me think that you really need to get off the internet. I am aware of the irony of me saying that on the internet but... seriously, sort your life out.

Ha! Are you implying that I'm potentially dangerous to society?

Do your homework and you'll notice that I hardly spend any time on the internet
and am nothing like my alter ego on this forum.
Feel free to clarify this with boardies who have met me face to face in the "real" world.
You, like many others on here have been fooled, my friend. Bigtime.

My life is well sorted. Can't say the same for some of the people on here
who spend countless hours talking shit and desperately trying to look interesting.

You might be right though. Maybe it's time for me to leave this cesspool for good.
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Old 11.15.2009, 06:17 AM   #58
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<Insert in-judicious caveat> [comma] <some pithy bollocks>
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Old 11.15.2009, 06:23 AM   #59
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to be honest tokolosh, i don't think the amount of time you spend on the internet doesn't necessarily equate how interesting your life is. It becomes even more suspicious if you constantly feel the need to point out these things to others. No offence, but it needs pointing out.
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Old 11.15.2009, 06:24 AM   #60
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does equate, i meant.
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