alright, you asked for it so i'll give it to you - Page 3

dale_gribble · 06.07.2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

let us know your thoughts when you're 50 and single.

i'll be insane and homeless by then if not dead.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dale_gribble

i'll be insane and homeless by then if not dead.

oh, then by all means fire up those rockets and shoot into the darkness!

a crack pipe helps, too.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.07.2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you're trying to give her a good reason to destroy her shoes, don't you?

Aren't you?

Keeping It Simple · 06.07.2010, 05:04 PM

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 05:09 PM

I don;t think this is what everyone was asking you for, satan.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Aren't you?

oh no, i'm already married and not looking for anyone else to throw shoes at me. can you imagine being cornered by a shoe machine-gun? the horror... the horror...

Derek · 06.07.2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

Ugh honestly just fuck off. If you are actually serious when you say things like that then you're just a horrible human being and I'd appreciate it if you didn't show your face around here. Thank you.

Keeping It Simple · 06.07.2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

Ugh honestly just fuck off. If you are actually serious when you say things like that then you're just a horrible human being and I'd appreciate it if you didn't show your face around here. Thank you.

If I'm right, you'll owe me 10 bucks!

Derek · 06.07.2010, 05:33 PM

How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.

Keeping It Simple · 06.07.2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.

How long have you been a miserable bastard?

the ikara cult · 06.07.2010, 06:09 PM

KIS doesnt have feelings. It doesnt have much intuition for wit either, but know, this is still the internet, none of this is real anyway.
oh yeah, congratulations Satan.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.07.2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh no, i'm already married and not looking for anyone else to throw shoes at me. can you imagine being cornered by a shoe machine-gun? the horror... the horror...

I was correcting your grammar...

atsonicpark · 06.07.2010, 06:59 PM

Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress?

Satan · 06.07.2010, 07:05 PM

^ lulz no it's a tad bit more tasteful than that.

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

oh, i don't know, because you're completely fucking wrong as usual. probably because you're an idiot. it's anyone's guess.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress?

i googled that term, and this came up

coincidence? or magical realism?

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

I was correcting your grammar...

oooooooh!!!!

fuck yes. totally missed that. fuck speaking eeengleesh as a second language. shit like that happens to me often. i'm terrible with prepositions, for example.

still, one shoe-thrower suffices!

atsonicpark · 06.07.2010, 07:29 PM

I google "sad little whore jpg's" all the time!

akprodr · 06.07.2010, 07:49 PM

First, I want a Sasha Gray.

Second, congradulations

Third, does he know you're Satan?

knox · 06.07.2010, 09:32 PM

i don't believe it has to involve shoe-violence.
i never really hit anyone in my life.
except for throwing a chair on someone who was beating me up at the time.

Skuj · 06.07.2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

imma be a wife soon. there you have it. theres your thread.

OMFG you must be Satan.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	I don;t think this is what everyone was asking you for, satan. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	KIS doesnt have feelings. It doesnt have much intuition for wit either, but know, this is still the internet, none of this is real anyway. oh yeah, congratulations Satan. __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress? __________________
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akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	First, I want a Sasha Gray. Second, congradulations Third, does he know you're Satan? __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	i don't believe it has to involve shoe-violence. i never really hit anyone in my life. except for throwing a chair on someone who was beating me up at the time. __________________
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