[porkmarras]

Also,not many people realize that there is a huge number of pets who post on here.One of my favourite posters on here(Savage Clone) is a bitch apparently.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Also,not many people realize that there is a huge number of pets who post on here.One of my favourite posters on here(Savage Clone) is a bitch apparently.

Oh, bollocks, you beat me to it!

(Or, for the ladies: Oh, ovaries, you beat me to it!)

[porkmarras]

There are no girls on here.Only filthy groupies.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

There are no girls on here.Only filthy groupies.

too true.

[_slavo_]

them and Emmah. I like her.

[touch me i'm sick]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

sometimes i can be a perp of this, its cuz i always talk like this silly kinda greener rasta bloke and say "man" at the end of most sentences, even my best girlfriends i always say...... "blah blah blah man" and they have learned to live with it.

i am aware there are loads of girlies on this board and will mend the error of my ways man.

nah, i hear you, even though i'm a girl i add man to most of my shenanigan talk.

what i mean is like when they imply that i'm a guy in other ways, you know man\?

[_slavo_]

and yeah,...there's cutezpalin here as well. a nice girl from czech republic

[porkmarras]

Most of the girls surely put the boys to shame.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

You're a whore,that's different.

damn straight.

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Most of the girls surely put the boys to shame.

Are you trying to get laid?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Are you trying to get laid?

Do i need to?

[Tokolosh]

Looks like it.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Looks like it.

I know that you're secretely craving for all the details but even in the scorching heat turtles manage a shag.And that's all you're getting.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I know that you're secretely craving for all the details but even in the scorching heat turtles manage a shag.And that's all you're getting.

what about me?

[Infinite Spark]

I must admit i'm guilty of that myself (the thread topic, not shagging a turtle) if i was a girl it would surely piss me off bigtime. Guys do stupid things often without thinking. pull us up on it, help us to better ourselves...

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

what about me?

I'll pm you.

[Tokolosh]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I know that you're secretely craving for all the details

Don't get your hopes to high. There are no details and frankly... I couldn't give a flying fuck about it.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'll pm you.

About shagging the turtle? Can't wait

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Don't get your hopes to high. There are no details and frankly... I couldn't give a flying fuck about it.

Ok then,i'll pm you in a bit.

[afterthefact]

wow, this must be a good story we're waiting on...