samuel l jackson stars in..... - Page 3

touch me i'm sick · 08.14.2006, 08:56 PM

yesss i jsut got tickets for thursday at 10 for tha mutha fucking snakes. scorrreee

k-krack · 08.14.2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across.

god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them.

some future hollywood hits:

big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie
we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan
disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination
i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise
i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks

ahahahahahahaha. *note the omission of the will ferrell one, because i find him drop-frikking-dead-hil-freakin-arious.

LifeDistortion · 08.14.2006, 09:59 PM

SLJ is famous for his inability to say no to anything he's offered. This is the cherry on top example of this. If you ever make a movie, regardless of your talent, and you want SLJ to star in a movie, all you have to do is say "Hey Sammy, I want you in my movie!" He'll say yes. You'll probobly have to be able to pay him too, though.

Cantankerous · 08.14.2006, 10:04 PM

I can't believe some of you are wasting $8 on this bullshit.

truncated · 08.15.2006, 12:41 AM

Samuel L. Jackson is one of those actors who has earned the right to do anything he goddamned well pleases. He will always be forgiven.

As far as the movie itself goes, I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema. This film surely won't be wooing me back, unless I'm doing illicit things in the back row with some mysterious magnetic stranger. Or blowing spitballs.

Alex's Trip · 08.15.2006, 12:47 AM

I'm bringing plastic snakes and putting them in random seats...

touch me i'm sick · 08.15.2006, 12:48 AM

i wish you were going to my theatre

k-krack · 08.15.2006, 12:51 AM

why donchu do it for yr theatre?

touch me i'm sick · 08.15.2006, 12:53 AM

because i am too cheap to even buy plastic snakes

k-krack · 08.15.2006, 12:54 AM

hahaa i would be the same. but i wouldnt go to that stupid movie ina billion years.

touch me i'm sick · 08.15.2006, 12:55 AM

i am excited for it.. opening night baby! haha it's so absurd how bad it will be

k-krack · 08.15.2006, 12:56 AM

ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!

touch me i'm sick · 08.15.2006, 12:57 AM

your jsut jealous cause i have tickets. it's alright hun i'll tell you all about it

k-krack · 08.15.2006, 12:57 AM

wrong! im NOT jealous. and you will NOT tell me about it!

touch me i'm sick · 08.15.2006, 12:58 AM

aww i love you!

LifeDistortion · 08.15.2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by k-krack

ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!

Your so right, its a pre-pakaged "cult" movie that didn't gain cult status on its own merits. Its intentionally has a terrible title thinking its cheesiness alone garners it "cult" status, and all the pre-planned hype is studio generated as opposed to word of mouth. So its really not a cult film at all, and doesn't not deserved to be considered one.

Alex's Trip · 08.15.2006, 01:43 AM

I don't think it was planned like that...

acousticrock87 · 08.15.2006, 01:45 AM

But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Alex's Trip · 08.15.2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Yeah...some of the people wanted to change the name, but Jackson made them keep it the same or he walked...

Style · 08.15.2006, 02:48 AM

Jackson didn't even read the script. He accepted solely on the title, which is why he was going to quit if it got changed.

Also it seemed like the net hype was a lot stronger for it about three to four months ago. It kind of seems like people got so tired of the internet status of it.

08.14.2006, 08:56 PM	#41
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	yesss i jsut got tickets for thursday at 10 for tha mutha fucking snakes. scorrreee
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08.14.2006, 09:59 PM	#43
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	SLJ is famous for his inability to say no to anything he's offered. This is the cherry on top example of this. If you ever make a movie, regardless of your talent, and you want SLJ to star in a movie, all you have to do is say "Hey Sammy, I want you in my movie!" He'll say yes. You'll probobly have to be able to pay him too, though.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	I can't believe some of you are wasting $8 on this bullshit. __________________ RETIRED
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08.15.2006, 12:41 AM	#45
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Samuel L. Jackson is one of those actors who has earned the right to do anything he goddamned well pleases. He will always be forgiven. As far as the movie itself goes, I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema. This film surely won't be wooing me back, unless I'm doing illicit things in the back row with some mysterious magnetic stranger. Or blowing spitballs.
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08.15.2006, 12:47 AM	#46
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I'm bringing plastic snakes and putting them in random seats... __________________ KALOPSIA
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08.15.2006, 12:48 AM	#47
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	i wish you were going to my theatre
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k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	why donchu do it for yr theatre? __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.15.2006, 12:53 AM	#49
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	because i am too cheap to even buy plastic snakes
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08.15.2006, 12:54 AM	#50
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	hahaa i would be the same. but i wouldnt go to that stupid movie ina billion years. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.15.2006, 12:55 AM	#51
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	i am excited for it.. opening night baby! haha it's so absurd how bad it will be
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08.15.2006, 12:56 AM	#52
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.15.2006, 12:57 AM	#53
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	your jsut jealous cause i have tickets. it's alright hun i'll tell you all about it
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08.15.2006, 12:58 AM	#55
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	aww i love you!
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08.15.2006, 01:43 AM	#57
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I don't think it was planned like that... __________________ KALOPSIA
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08.15.2006, 01:45 AM	#58
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible. And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.
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08.15.2006, 02:48 AM	#60
Style stalker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Califronia Posts: 418	Jackson didn't even read the script. He accepted solely on the title, which is why he was going to quit if it got changed. Also it seemed like the net hype was a lot stronger for it about three to four months ago. It kind of seems like people got so tired of the internet status of it.
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