[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

well it wouldn't surprise me if the equation sort of worked, but if i put on weight in my neck will my cock get bigger?

How the fuck would you put weight on your neck? Don't swallow the food you eat?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

well it wouldn't surprise me if the equation sort of worked, but if i put on weight in my neck will my cock get bigger?

1-How small is too small then?
2-Mine remained the same wichever the weight

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

1-How small is too small then?

Nobody here's going to answer that, we've all got large record collections & small penises.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Pookie

How the fuck would you put weight on your neck? Don't swallow the food you eat?

i don't know, but i've never seen a fat person with a thin neck. they must all have huge wangers.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i don't know, but i've never seen a fat person with a thin neck. they must all have huge wangers.

We have.

Edit: just thought I'd add:

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i don't know, but i've never seen a fat person with a thin neck. they must all have huge wangers.

Small equation will prove that not exactly all of them have.Look closely and subtely.

[porkmarras]

????
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...26 safe%3Doff

[porkmarras]

Have a guess.

[Toilet & Bowels]

but if you are just dividing the circumference of your neck by two... or have i missed something?

[porkmarras]

Neck neck neck.What about the hands,nose and size of the head?

[Toilet & Bowels]

what's the equation for the depth of a lady's rude pocket?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

but if you are just dividing the circumference of your neck by two... or have i missed something?

ONLY if you have two hands. And it's not the circumference of your neck, but your collar size - they're not always the same thing. I for one like a loose-fitting shirt for example.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what's the equation for the depth of a lady's rude pocket?

A lady doesn't have a hole, it's potential space.

Reassuring to a woman with a wizard's sleeve.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what's the equation for the depth of a lady's rude pocket?

What do i know about that?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

If guys measure their hand from tip of middle finger to start of wrist it should be about equal to your length when hard, right?! The foot theory has been debunked.

Oh, if only!

I'm posting WAY too much on this thread.

[porkmarras]

Rude pocket?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Agreed.
And don't believe those girls that say size doesn't matter.
It does.
A lot.

okay before i go you've forced me to say this

size matters but it matters at both ends of the spectrum.

i was once with a lovely girl who happened to be quite small (but such a beauty).

whenever my manly thrusts got too passionate, i would practically tear up her cervix. this frustrated me because i like to, ahem, go deep, and, er, pound that ass. and of course it would make things unpleasant to her. so i learned the art of the short thrust. however, there's a lesson in this. i just don't know what it is.

so size is about the right size, not "more" or "less". by the way, according to knowledgeable people, i have a nice, thick cock.

--

now i really gotta go

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Rude pocket?

are you henry darger?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

are you henry darger?

who's he?

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

If guys measure their hand from tip of middle finger to start of wrist it should be about equal to your length when hard, right?! The foot theory has been debunked.

i just checked this and it worked for me.
plus, your foot is the same length as your forearm. it's a scientific fact.