What would you do if you had it your way? - Page 3

UVRAY · 11.01.2006, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Say,you were put in charge of a country,organization,company,record label etc etc.

If I was in charge of British Rail I would change the whole national railway system into that of a rollercoaster.

I have noted that people at the station are always standing about whinging if the train is even 5 minutes late.

But at amusement parks they will stand waiting to ride a roller coaster ride for an hour or more without complaint.

So not only would it be more fun, it would also appease people's moaning and everyone would arrive at their destinations happy as larry.

Glice · 11.01.2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by UVRAY

If I was in charge of British Rail I would change the whole national railway system into that of a rollercoaster.

I have noted that people at the station are always standing about whinging if the train is even 5 minutes late.

But at amusement parks they will stand waiting to ride a roller coaster ride for an hour or more without complaint.

So not only would it be more fun, it would also appease people's moaning and everyone would arrive at their destinations happy as larry.

The only problem I see with this is that it takes fucking long enough for trains to get where they're going as it is, without loop-de-loops effectively doubling the distance travelled, not to mention waiting time at the top of big dippy bits.

sonicl · 11.01.2006, 08:08 AM

I would pass laws that ensured that all people were treated with respect.

Even the people who broke the above laws would be respectfully beaten to a pulp.

RdTv · 11.01.2006, 08:16 AM

well, sonicl, death is a small price to pay for respect, rendering your laws and mandates genius.

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 08:40 AM

On my bus to work this morning,i thought that (because of the atrocious long time that it can take for a journey that should be virtually only 1/2 hour) Ken Livingstone should allow for entertainment on the public transport.Such 'entertainment' would consist of facials,manicures,live music,tea,coffee and biscuits for all the pissed off commuters who have to go through the city every day.Of course it will never happen.

Glice · 11.01.2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

On my bus to work this morning,i thought that (because of the atrocious long time that it can take for a journey that should be virtually only 1/2 hour) Ken Livingstone should allow for entertainment on the public transport.Such 'entertainment' would consist of facials,manicures,live music,tea,coffee and biscuits for all the pissed pff commuters who have to go through the city every day.Of course it will never happen.

Some of the buses up round Islington way have screens with adverts for that evening's TV on them. It's only a matter of time before it's actual entertainment.

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 08:51 AM

The music is generally provided by the lo-fi sounds emanated by all the mobile phones.Justin sounds like Beck when played that way.

atari 2600 · 11.01.2006, 09:39 AM

It's should be fairly obvious to any thinking individual that Tokolosh is the only person posting in the thread that doesn't deserve scorn.

The rest of you can blow it out your ass.

And please spare me the same old tired, stupid little accusatory jibber-jabber in the vainglorious pursuit of some misconceived notion of what humor is. Just because you have no noble thoughts of your own is no reason to criticize people that do because of your own intellectual and spiritual inadequacies. In light of the topic question, those impious underminings only serve to expose your own fundamental failures of responsibility as a human being.

I care for you all, but there just isn't much reason to like hardly any of you as people all that much.

fishmonkey · 11.01.2006, 10:33 AM

i'd be in charge of the planet and i'd kill everyone with the initals E V

Savage Clone · 11.01.2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i'd be in charge of the planet and i'd kill everyone with the initals E V

Damn!
I dodged a bullet there.

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

It's should be fairly obvious to any thinking individual that Tokolosh is the only person posting in the thread that doesn't deserve scorn.

The rest of you can blow it out your ass.

And please spare me the same old tired, stupid little accusatory jibber-jabber in the vainglorious pursuit of some misconceived notion of what humor is. Just because you have no noble thoughts of your own is no reason to criticize people that do because of your own intellectual and spiritual inadequacies. In light of the topic question, those impious underminings only serve to expose your own fundamental failures of responsibility as a human being.

I care for you all, but there just isn't much reason to like hardly any of you as people all that much.

HaydenAsche · 11.01.2006, 12:52 PM

Have Porky fly to my house for tea.

Trasher02 · 11.01.2006, 12:57 PM

HaydenAsche · 11.01.2006, 01:02 PM

Yes, tea. Some very good Jasmine tea if he likes that.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.01.2006, 04:49 PM

if I had my way, If I had my way, If I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin' down, yes I would tear this ol buildin down!

well delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair, she had good looks lord knows and cold black hair, well delilah she gained ol samson's mind, when first he saw this woman lord she looked so fine, well delilah she climbed up on Samson's knee, said tell me where your strength lies if you please, well she spoke so kind, lord she talked so fair, well Samson said delilah you cut off my hair, you could shave my head, clean as my hand, and my strength would come as natural as any ol man...

sayin if I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin down, I would tear this ol buildin down.....

Prisstina · 11.01.2006, 04:54 PM

I'd get rid of all rock and roll music, especially this crazy Sonic Youth all you kids are talking about.

Genteel Death · 07.13.2010, 03:32 PM

I'd let the blind have driving licences, so I could sit down and watch the chaos.

jon boy · 07.13.2010, 03:44 PM

horrible afflictions to anyone i dont like but of my choosing. also a cure for the common cold and other things like that.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.13.2010, 05:32 PM

the dissolution of all intangible power structures.
hit my boss in the face with a hammer. and then get her fired.
pay everyone enough so that nobody needs to start worrying about when payday is.

Adolfo · 07.14.2010, 12:10 AM

a world of rainbows and lollypops... and marijuana

11.01.2006, 08:08 AM	#43
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I would pass laws that ensured that all people were treated with respect. Even the people who broke the above laws would be respectfully beaten to a pulp.
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11.01.2006, 08:16 AM	#44
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	well, sonicl, death is a small price to pay for respect, rendering your laws and mandates genius.
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11.01.2006, 08:40 AM	#45
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	On my bus to work this morning,i thought that (because of the atrocious long time that it can take for a journey that should be virtually only 1/2 hour) Ken Livingstone should allow for entertainment on the public transport.Such 'entertainment' would consist of facials,manicures,live music,tea,coffee and biscuits for all the pissed off commuters who have to go through the city every day.Of course it will never happen. __________________
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11.01.2006, 08:51 AM	#47
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	The music is generally provided by the lo-fi sounds emanated by all the mobile phones.Justin sounds like Beck when played that way. __________________
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11.01.2006, 09:39 AM	#48
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	It's should be fairly obvious to any thinking individual that Tokolosh is the only person posting in the thread that doesn't deserve scorn. The rest of you can blow it out your ass. And please spare me the same old tired, stupid little accusatory jibber-jabber in the vainglorious pursuit of some misconceived notion of what humor is. Just because you have no noble thoughts of your own is no reason to criticize people that do because of your own intellectual and spiritual inadequacies. In light of the topic question, those impious underminings only serve to expose your own fundamental failures of responsibility as a human being. I care for you all, but there just isn't much reason to like hardly any of you as people all that much.
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11.01.2006, 10:33 AM	#49
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i'd be in charge of the planet and i'd kill everyone with the initals E V __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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11.01.2006, 12:52 PM	#52
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Have Porky fly to my house for tea. __________________ rip
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11.01.2006, 12:57 PM	#53
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Tea? __________________ 666
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11.01.2006, 01:02 PM	#54
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yes, tea. Some very good Jasmine tea if he likes that. __________________ rip
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11.01.2006, 04:49 PM	#55
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	if I had my way, If I had my way, If I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin' down, yes I would tear this ol buildin down! well delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair, she had good looks lord knows and cold black hair, well delilah she gained ol samson's mind, when first he saw this woman lord she looked so fine, well delilah she climbed up on Samson's knee, said tell me where your strength lies if you please, well she spoke so kind, lord she talked so fair, well Samson said delilah you cut off my hair, you could shave my head, clean as my hand, and my strength would come as natural as any ol man... sayin if I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin down, I would tear this ol buildin down..... __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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11.01.2006, 04:54 PM	#56
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	I'd get rid of all rock and roll music, especially this crazy Sonic Youth all you kids are talking about.
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07.13.2010, 03:32 PM	#57
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I'd let the blind have driving licences, so I could sit down and watch the chaos.
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07.13.2010, 03:44 PM	#58
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	horrible afflictions to anyone i dont like but of my choosing. also a cure for the common cold and other things like that. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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07.13.2010, 05:32 PM	#59
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	the dissolution of all intangible power structures. hit my boss in the face with a hammer. and then get her fired. pay everyone enough so that nobody needs to start worrying about when payday is.
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07.14.2010, 12:10 AM	#60
Adolfo children of satan Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 376	a world of rainbows and lollypops... and marijuana
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