what is the qualification to be open minded and how to achieve it? - Page 3

Pedro Micho · 11.15.2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I am real. as far as everyone else? They are real too. everything is real. somethings are just real in our imaginations, like krishna and his ilk.

krsna krsna all you know is krsna. as though there was nothing else existing to talk about

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 03:52 PM

is krishna the same as yahweh, or jehovah, or Asherah or Baal or any of the countless deities humans have created to explain the unexplainable?

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 03:56 PM

i wish people could come up with more interesting bullshit for their religions.

gotta say, the quality of their fairy tales has dropped significantly since the iron age.

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 04:02 PM

animism exists still, like the Shinto religion in Japan. quite popular. no deities, cuz all is divine.

Rastafarian religion is quite free of deities too. They believe that heaven is life itself, and that those who choose to see otherwise are the ones in hell.

besides, everyone knows that in the 25th century Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew kill the vengeful wrathful petty god of the Old Testament.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 04:04 PM

rastafarians think that halie selassie was god. i mean come on!!!

that's why i say the fairy tales have degraded since the iron age

the last great mythology was the norse religion!

nowadays they come up with utter cack for only the feeble-minded.

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 04:06 PM

Nope. They think that the emperor of Ethiopia is a direct descendant of the line of Jesus, as a god incarnate. The queen of Sheba had a baby boy king Solomon and took him back to Ethiopia. Haile Sellasie claimed lineage back to Sheba.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Nope. They think that the emperor of Ethiopia is a direct descendant of the line of Jesus, as a god incarnate. The queen of Sheba had a baby boy king Solomon and took him back to Ethiopia. Haile Sellasie claimed lineage back to Sheba.

borrowed bronze-age mythology

floatingslowly · 11.15.2012, 04:12 PM

Are you channeling suchfriendsisdaggerous?

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

borrowed bronze-age mythology

It is not mythology. They have found hard evidence of Queen of Sheba's existence.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

It is not mythology. They have found hard evidence of Queen of Sheba's existence.

and she matters because...?

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 04:32 PM

i wish someone would come up with a cool religion is all i'm saying. not that i would believe it but at least i could say "wow! that's an awesome story!". and xenu, for example, isn't.

floatingslowly · 11.15.2012, 04:41 PM

My pan-theistic cult revolves around a trans-Planckian locus that demands the deposition of Senator Hawking into the space between worlds.

So, basically, sex-magick;.or, the Big Bang, if you wish.

God-Bukkake.

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 04:42 PM

that is all any religion is, a big lie of an "awesome story" that gets people all worked up.

In 100 years scientology will be dead like mesmerism and we will all worship at Star Trek temples.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2012, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

we will all worship at Star Trek temples.

i was trying to post this but the board killed it but i hope so-- right now though it seems like it's all "the force" this and "the force" that-- fuck that shit. yes? yes.

Rob Instigator · 11.15.2012, 05:02 PM

fuck "the force" there was no force. It was just stupid mitochondria or some such nonsense. That is like starting a religious order because we can taste.

EVOLghost · 11.17.2012, 11:48 AM

Rule #1. Don't be a prick.

dale_gribble · 11.17.2012, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

we will all worship at Star Trek temples.

fuck star trek, hopefully no one will care that it ever existed in a couple years.

11.15.2012, 03:52 PM	#42
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	is krishna the same as yahweh, or jehovah, or Asherah or Baal or any of the countless deities humans have created to explain the unexplainable? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.15.2012, 03:56 PM	#43
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i wish people could come up with more interesting bullshit for their religions. gotta say, the quality of their fairy tales has dropped significantly since the iron age.
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11.15.2012, 04:02 PM	#44
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	animism exists still, like the Shinto religion in Japan. quite popular. no deities, cuz all is divine. Rastafarian religion is quite free of deities too. They believe that heaven is life itself, and that those who choose to see otherwise are the ones in hell. besides, everyone knows that in the 25th century Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew kill the vengeful wrathful petty god of the Old Testament. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.15.2012, 04:04 PM	#45
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	rastafarians think that halie selassie was god. i mean come on!!! that's why i say the fairy tales have degraded since the iron age the last great mythology was the norse religion! nowadays they come up with utter cack for only the feeble-minded.
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11.15.2012, 04:06 PM	#46
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	Nope. They think that the emperor of Ethiopia is a direct descendant of the line of Jesus, as a god incarnate. The queen of Sheba had a baby boy king Solomon and took him back to Ethiopia. Haile Sellasie claimed lineage back to Sheba. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.15.2012, 04:12 PM	#48
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Are you channeling suchfriendsisdaggerous?
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11.15.2012, 04:32 PM	#51
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i wish someone would come up with a cool religion is all i'm saying. not that i would believe it but at least i could say "wow! that's an awesome story!". and xenu, for example, isn't.
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11.15.2012, 04:41 PM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	My pan-theistic cult revolves around a trans-Planckian locus that demands the deposition of Senator Hawking into the space between worlds. So, basically, sex-magick;.or, the Big Bang, if you wish. God-Bukkake.
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11.15.2012, 04:42 PM	#53
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	that is all any religion is, a big lie of an "awesome story" that gets people all worked up. In 100 years scientology will be dead like mesmerism and we will all worship at Star Trek temples. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.15.2012, 05:02 PM	#55
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	fuck "the force" there was no force. It was just stupid mitochondria or some such nonsense. That is like starting a religious order because we can taste. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.17.2012, 11:48 AM	#56
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Rule #1. Don't be a prick.
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