Post YOUR Best Quote - Page 3

Glice · 04.14.2006, 06:40 PM

See, that would be funny with or without the context.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.14.2006, 06:49 PM

glice do you know much about downloading comedy via p2p?

Glice · 04.14.2006, 06:57 PM

I don't at all. I try to avoid it since some 'exotic comedy' I downloaded managed to be dirty internAIDS viruses. Why you ask?

truncated · 04.14.2006, 07:01 PM

Totally irrelevant interjection here, but am I the only one who keeps thinking of scalp-dwelling vermin when they see Glice's name?

Toilet & Bowels · 04.14.2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

I don't at all. I try to avoid it since some 'exotic comedy' I downloaded managed to be dirty internAIDS viruses. Why you ask?

i want to watch harry hill's first live stand-up video, it hasn't been released on DVD and the cheapest i could find the video for was £22.

Glice · 04.14.2006, 07:18 PM

Ah. As it happens, my ex- used to be his agent (long and boring story). I shall have a word.

And, back to the quotes: T & B -

" well you can't fuck with A Tribe Called Quest, and they were on Jive. The Low End Theory is a greater contribution to humanity than anything you'll ever do."

Toilet & Bowels · 04.14.2006, 07:25 PM

really? thanks, that's very kind of you.

anyway, i'm useless at remembering quotes, the only reason i can remember that partridge quote is because it is just one word.

Glice · 04.14.2006, 07:29 PM

Yarr. No promises mind. It was a few years ago... I know she's got a fairly flushed Harry Hill collection, so she might have it already. To be honest, if it's any more complicated than doing it by YSI then I just won't bother, but I can certainly ask.

marleypumpkin · 04.14.2006, 08:31 PM

Here's one that I used to reply to Truncated,

"It's my delusion that shows me the truth"

I just thought it was pretty funny.

Onani Nic · 04.14.2006, 10:27 PM

my sig

Onani Nic · 04.14.2006, 10:43 PM

wait that was Eazy E

marleypumpkin · 04.14.2006, 10:59 PM

That's a damn fine qoute Onani Nic. I wish I could do the same.
Much love for Eazy E.

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 01:33 AM

Surely there are more quotes than this.

-EDIT-
So far, I really like John Violence's qoute about him & his friends going skating, & the 14 year old kid had is nuts crushed in by the deck of the board. Then the kid starts to whimper, & they say,
"There's no crying in skateboarding."

krastian · 04.15.2006, 01:34 AM

Ok.....

"I don't know man, this is pretty sketchy."

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 01:39 AM

Well, thanks for the effort. Trust me, I don't have much in the basket either.

krastian · 04.15.2006, 01:42 AM

No, it's one of my "quotes." You got that right?

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 01:45 AM

It's a good qoute if it can confuse a person. (honestly)

You gotta help me out bro. I'm slow, I need the qoute marks around it.

krastian · 04.15.2006, 01:46 AM

Ha ha....fixed!

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 03:55 AM

"Fixed", good remix album. Anyway, back to the qoutes.

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 07:54 PM

Ha Ha Ha! I believe someone is definetly gonna use that as their next sig.

04.14.2006, 06:49 PM	#42
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	glice do you know much about downloading comedy via p2p?
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04.14.2006, 07:01 PM	#44
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Totally irrelevant interjection here, but am I the only one who keeps thinking of scalp-dwelling vermin when they see Glice's name?
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04.14.2006, 07:25 PM	#47
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	really? thanks, that's very kind of you. anyway, i'm useless at remembering quotes, the only reason i can remember that partridge quote is because it is just one word.
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04.14.2006, 08:31 PM	#49
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Here's one that I used to reply to Truncated, "It's my delusion that shows me the truth" I just thought it was pretty funny. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.14.2006, 10:27 PM	#50
Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	my sig __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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04.14.2006, 10:43 PM	#51
Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	wait that was Eazy E __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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04.14.2006, 10:59 PM	#52
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	That's a damn fine qoute Onani Nic. I wish I could do the same. Much love for Eazy E. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.15.2006, 01:33 AM	#53
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Surely there are more quotes than this. -EDIT- So far, I really like John Violence's qoute about him & his friends going skating, & the 14 year old kid had is nuts crushed in by the deck of the board. Then the kid starts to whimper, & they say, "There's no crying in skateboarding." __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.15.2006, 01:34 AM	#54
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Ok..... "I don't know man, this is pretty sketchy." __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.15.2006, 01:39 AM	#55
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Well, thanks for the effort. Trust me, I don't have much in the basket either. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.15.2006, 01:42 AM	#56
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	No, it's one of my "quotes." You got that right? __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.15.2006, 01:45 AM	#57
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	It's a good qoute if it can confuse a person. (honestly) You gotta help me out bro. I'm slow, I need the qoute marks around it. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.15.2006, 01:46 AM	#58
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Ha ha....fixed! __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.15.2006, 03:55 AM	#59
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	"Fixed", good remix album. Anyway, back to the qoutes. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.15.2006, 07:54 PM	#60
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Ha Ha Ha! I believe someone is definetly gonna use that as their next sig. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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