[The Soup Nazi]

 

For now (we'll see what happens after Mueller's investigation ends, but don't get your hopes up) Manafort gets less than two fuckin' years for tax and bank fraud charges. Scott Hechinger (Public Defender, Senior Staff Attorney & Director of Policy at Brooklyn Defender Services): "For context on Manafort's 47 months in prison, my client yesterday was offered 36-72 months in prison for stealing $100 worth of quarters from a residential laundry room."

First time I'm kinda glad the cable TV company suspended my connection.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

First time I'm kinda glad the cable TV company suspended my connection.

dont worry, AOC will tax the billionaires and extend free cable for all the americas

also unlimited free cookies

guaranteed federal jobs

a tofu chicken in every pot and an electric car in every garage

oh yeah

[Derek]

So who on this board now is a MAGA chud? I need to know so I can erase some old nice memories for new ones.

[Derek]

Also fuck Rachel Maddow, the amount of time she spends on the plastic political theater Mueller investigation compared to the time she gave Puerto Rico and ICE camps at the border is quite vastly apart. These people will never be truly effected by what Trump represents and only stand to benefit, it's all just an episode of the West Wing written by a child with a big imagination to them the majority of the time.

[Bytor Peltor]

Below is a history of our “wager” discussion. Feel free to double check, but I don’t see or remember where I agreed to $100

Props to Skuj for calling his shot about Hillary NOT running!!! This is worthy of a Swans mixtape if Skuj wants it???

Originally Posted by Skuj

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaig...unning-in-2020

Phew!! I was getting worried that I'd have to pay someone $100, or post a pic of me wearing a MAGA hat.....I can't remember the details of the bet.

Hey, wait a minute.....doesn't someone (Bytor?) owe me something now?

July 9, 2018

Originally Posted by Skuj

Peltor, I will send you $100US if Clinton announces she is running again, ok?

Will you send me anything if she doesn't?

(And, I agree with Clinton on what many women did!!)

(I also agree with you on one point - ie who do the Dems have? It's summer 2018 for fuck sake!!)

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

peltor is a gambling man so beware what you ask for

also... i believe hilary could try to run again

i dont think she should though...

but she could...

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

“In the poker game of life, it’s wrong to let a sucker keep his money!”

Symbols is correct, I have a little gamble in me and I do enjoy a good wager. One only needs to look at the title of this thread to realize ANYTHING is possible!

No doubt Hillary has fanatical followers, they however in no way are representative of the Democratic Party. Obama came out of no where to beat her ten years ago......then a successful businessman turned gameshow host who doesn’t know how to be a politician beat her two years ago.

At this point, I would think Chelsea would garner more support than her mother.

All this being said, give me a few days to research and we might have some sort of wager : )

Originally Posted by Skuj

She fucking won't. I'm so sure about it that I told Peltor I will send him $100 if she does. He doesn't even have to research/accept/counter. He can just sit there. I made my statement of intent.

She fucking said as much, and I don't believe that she will change her mind.

(I must be the only person here who thought she would have been a good POTUS.)

July 26, 2018

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Pelosi Vomit to appear on Jeopardy.




I’ve searched over seven sport books looking for a Hillary Clinton Candidate prop and have found NADA! However, several sports books offer the following:

Vladimir Putin Visits Whitehouse In 2018

YES +200
NO -300

Skuj, I’ll accept your wager, but not your $100.

If Hillary announces, you must post a picture of yourself wearing an official Donald Trump - Make America Great Again cap.

If she doesn’t announce, I can make & send you a cassette mixtape......or anything else you can think of (within reason)

Originally Posted by Skuj

LOL.

Well, there is no fucking way I will be wearing that hat, because Clinton will not run.

(And.....I had already made the $100 offer. Peltor didn't have to do anything except wait until Clinton ran. Which won't happen.)

This Cohen thing is veeeeerrry interesting. Why did he tape Trump? I mean, that really is a douche thing to do to your client, but Trump surrounds himself with douches, so it's not so shocking really. But what caused Cohen to do this?

I wonder if he has tapes that make Nixon's smoking gun look like child's play!!?

(You guys remember why Nixon resigned, right? Hasn't Trump already done much worse with all of his provable lies and attacks on Institutions/Investigations?)

July 27, 2018

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

I would rather buy and wear a Vomit Pelosi shirt, but anything along these lines would be agreeable to me.



To be clear, these sources said Cohen does not have evidence, such as audio recordings, to corroborate his claim, but he is willing to attest to his account.


Looks to me like Muller’s investigation is dwindling down to NOTHING.

NOTHING = Muller will be announcing to the American People that President Donald Trump is no longer a target of his investigation!

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i don’t think there’s an “official vomit pelosi shirt”

purchase of an “official maga hat” makes a monetary contribution to the 666 in charge

whereas a “vomit pelosi shirt” (whatever that may be) benefits only the seller— some person on zazzle with an idea and some graphic skills. plus zazzle, of course. plus some salvadorean tshirt factory.

so, giving money to the dnc is the real equivalent to buying the sartorial monstrosity that’s the mark of the beast.

double bonus is: since hilary won’t run (she’d better not...), your contribution will be supporting WARREN 2020

oh yeah.

[ilduclo]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

 

For now (we'll see what happens after Mueller's investigation ends, but don't get your hopes up) Manafort gets less than two fuckin' years for tax and bank fraud charges.

Just slightly less than 4 years. Hey,he’s got a owie on his foot! That was judge TS Elliott, who should have been a crab scuttling along instead of a judge...

Manna-fart still has to face Judge Amy Berman, who has been less than sympatico.

As regards sentence, it’s always been thus for white collar crime. Pollute a state and injure thousands, slap on the wrist. Sell a bindle of heroin, 6 years.

[ilduclo]

DVD copy for your mom? 250k$ fine and 5 years in the slammer

[!@#$%!]

so bytor $50 donation to the dnc (price of a made in china maga hat) after the convention, if bill’s hill did not attempt again by then

[!@#$%!]

ffs, now lizzie warren wants to break up amazon, google, and facebook?

sure, kill that goose! there are more eggs inside it!

jeezus f. christ...

i'm... wow... don't even know what to say

[!@#$%!]

"I'm not a member of any organized political party; I'm a Democrat."

-Will Rogers

hilarious line... but these people are killing me

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

Just slightly less than 4 years.

Oh shit, I was so pissed off that my very basic arithmetic got screwed up.

Originally Posted by ilduclo

Manna-fart still has to face Judge Amy Berman, who has been less than sympatico.

You're kidding me — the judge's name is Amy Berman? That's incredibly close to Amy Brenneman, who was a judge in Judging Amy!

 

[The Soup Nazi]

Brother Skuj, BP isn't gonna pay you jack squat — his hero is Stiff-'Em Donald.

[Rob Instigator]

Trumpo has good friends https://splinternews.com/heres-donal...-fa-1833150689

[Bytor Peltor]

Within an hour of Kraft getting busted, ESPN reported there was another busted who would be considered a much bigger name than Robert Kraft. I sort of forgot that until I heard it mentioned yesterday on Dallas sports radio......care to speculate who the mystery name might be?

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Trumpo has good friends https://splinternews.com/heres-donal...-fa-1833150689

[Bytor Peltor]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

so bytor $50 donation to the dnc (price of a made in china maga hat) after the convention, if bill’s hill did not attempt again by then

I was very clear in July that I wasn’t accepting Skuj’s offer of $100

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Skuj, I’ll accept your wager, but not your $100.

If Hillary announces, you must post a picture of yourself wearing an official Donald Trump - Make America Great Again cap.

If she doesn’t announce, I can make & send you a cassette mixtape......or anything else you can think of (within reason)

Waiting to hear what Skuj thinks is within reason???

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

I was very clear in July that I wasn’t accepting Skuj’s offer of $100



Waiting to hear what Skuj thinks is within reason???

im just the talkback audience here but you’re betting a nice gift you enjoy making against a humiliation he’d hate to suffer

totally asymmetrical

it has to be one humiliation in exchange for another, or else it’s bullshit like a trump u diploma

[The Soup Nazi]

Skuj, you're being offered a shitty Trump steak cooked amongst vermins instead of your goddamn MONEY.

[ilduclo]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Trumpo has good friends https://splinternews.com/heres-donal...-fa-1833150689

yeah, ms Yang is buddies with lots of R's and a big Trimp donor

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/k...trump-11110348

when she worked for R's it was a classic economic arrangement:

minimum wage and all the tips she could squeeze.

 

[!@#$%!]

from a letter to the editor in this week’s the economist:

For years right-wingers in America have claimed that climate change is nothing more than a mask for implementing socialist policies. In one fell swoop the Green New Deal has turned this conspiracy theory into a reality, which will undermine legitimate environmentalism in the United States for years to come.


TIM REVELS

Austin, Texas

[GravitySlips]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

For years right-wingers in America have claimed that climate change is nothing more than a mask for implementing socialist policies.

The reality of course, being that it's simply science, and these people are dumb as fuck and have jeopardised the future prosperity of the country and the planet in general by believing they know better than the experts.

I suspect the economic ramifications of accelerating climate change will be far worse than anything AOC could achieve.