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ALIEN ANAL · 02.21.2012, 06:17 AM

I forgot how to post

EVOLghost · 03.14.2012, 07:00 PM

Purple.

floatingslowly · 03.14.2012, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

salute me when you take your first swallow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_aca5HmyGs

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.01.2012, 11:09 PM

this underworld traditional ale kicked my ass in a way a beer hasn't since I was a kid drinking in double double figures, 10-plus beers and 10-plus varieties of kinds of beers mixed..

Somehow I found my way here during the commercials of the Laker-Denver round 1 game 2 in the play-offs..

LifeDistortion · 05.19.2012, 10:42 PM

I wish I was wasted.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.21.2012, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by LifeDistortion

I wish I was wasted.

no you don't.. I drank too much mixed brews. Had some belgian Abbey Ales, then some American Amber ales, then some Hangar 24 citrus ales, and then some kick ass porter. What the fuck was I thinking going for a beer snob approved drunken celebration of the kick ass eclipse? I'm so drunk I stumbled in here as if it were a real place. several of any one of these beers would have been fine, but to mix them all together?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.03.2012, 06:52 PM

This is a decadent beer! more please

the ikara cult · 06.03.2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

This is a decadent beer! more please

You must spread some hops around before giving it to SuchFriendsAreDangerous again.

!@#$%! · 06.04.2012, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

free percocets.

i've never managed to understand where is the fun in that stupid drug. maybe some people live in chronic pain or something.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.04.2012, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i've never managed to understand where is the fun in that stupid drug. maybe some people live in chronic pain or something.

They call herb a gateway drug, which is technically true but misleading. Herb doesn't introduce people to drugs, people who are looking for real drugs try herb first, and come to realize getting high is not quite what they are looking for, more like getting destroyed. So they leap frog and move on to bigger and better train wrecks. The reality is, some people just want to live fucked up. there is no reasoning behind it. drug addiction by definition is illogical.

EVOLghost · 06.04.2012, 09:40 PM

Yeah I've been thinking about similar shit with alcohol. I don't get why one needs to drink themselves to unconsciousness. I guess I'm just a square who likes to be aware of what is going on. I feel like this happens way too much in the bars around my hood. Quite a gross site. A friend is always just about piss drunk by 9pm.

SONIC GAIL · 06.04.2012, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

^^well, me neither, but it just takes the edge off. and they were just giving to me...

but yeah, it's like everyone i know is on them. pillheads get happy and want to share, so why not?

plus i'm trying to cut back on the alkeyhall.

thata the thing when i am not on opiates i crave alcohal. Sets r better thpugh.

!@#$%! · 06.04.2012, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

^^well, me neither, but it just takes the edge off. and they were just giving to me...

but yeah, it's like everyone i know is on them. pillheads get happy and want to share, so why not?

plus i'm trying to cut back on the alkeyhall.

i don't know about you but i like to shit happy. chronic constipation sounds like a fucking nightmare.

anyway, i'm very sorry about your misery trip. maybe eat more fresh fruits and vegetables? take a nap at midday? you might be malnourished and not getting enough sleep.

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

They call herb a gateway drug, which is technically true but misleading. Herb doesn't introduce people to drugs, people who are looking for real drugs try herb first, and come to realize getting high is not quite what they are looking for, more like getting destroyed. So they leap frog and move on to bigger and better train wrecks. The reality is, some people just want to live fucked up. there is no reasoning behind it. drug addiction by definition is illogical.

yes. funny thing, i think weed is so much better for pain than opiates. weed can help your mind work around the pain and cope. opiates just fucking destroy your character and turn you into a shit person (basically, a crybaby pussy).

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

Yeah I've been thinking about similar shit with alcohol. I don't get why one needs to drink themselves to unconsciousness. I guess I'm just a square who likes to be aware of what is going on. I feel like this happens way too much in the bars around my hood. Quite a gross site. A friend is always just about piss drunk by 9pm.

smart. a couple of drinks are nice to relax around people, but getting constantly shitfaced unavoidably leads to a world of shit.

why one needs to drink themselves to unconsciousness, you ask?-- they hate themselves and try to forget themselves with drink, but end up hating themselves more instead, so they drink more, etc. in other words, the little prince had it right

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thata the thing when i am not on opiates i crave alcohal. Sets r better thpugh.

get some help for fucks sakes.

SONIC GAIL · 06.04.2012, 10:27 PM

^ I am getting a bit better

!@#$%! · 06.04.2012, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

^ I am getting a bit better

i hope so. there's help out there. i have a friend who is dealing with alcoholism and it's a fucked up road to go alone.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.04.2012, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

^ I am getting a bit better

we empathetically hope so. we've all been there. what do you think those blades in Our Lady's heart there?

"A sword shall pass through your own soul, so that the reasonings of many hearts can be revealed.."

SONIC GAIL · 06.04.2012, 10:32 PM

Your sig makes me stare my sins in the face everytime u post. xo

!@#$%! · 06.04.2012, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

Your sig makes me stare my sins in the face everytime u post. xo

please don't use your sins to hate yourself though. that just restarts the cycle. consider that the pincushion lady forgives the sword.

SONIC GAIL · 06.04.2012, 10:49 PM

I cant think anymore goodnight

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.04.2012, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

consider than the pincushion lady forgives the sword.

Bingo.

Sorry SONICGAIL, I meant to post that in the intent that !@#$%! noticed, that Our Lady has our back, she can take the blades that we ourselves can't, which is why we continue day by day to progress by God knows what

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