[pbradley]

I learned not to lie about having just woken up over the phone. They may be standing outside my front door.

[Better_Than_Deux]

donor programs will pay me to donate my eggs and become infertile when im 21.

its like getting your tubes tied.... for money.

5000$ a cycle? im in.

[Rob Instigator]

quite invasive though betterthandeux

[pbradley]

Could you explain the "become infertile" part? I would think they would want you to stay fertile so that you could donate more eggs? Do you mean the risk of infertility from hormone treatment?


I just know that, for men, the jizz in the cup for money deal requires more commitment and effort then I had imagined. No, I can't just have a wank on my way to the bank.

[Better_Than_Deux]

yes yes yes from hormone treatment. sort of a bummer, but its 5000$ big ones you know? 5k. 5 grand. money money money for my greedy greedy paws.


its very invasive. but i wouldnt have to pay rent for a long time. think of all the things i could buy. its horrible for a womans body, but as long as i do it when im young i think ill recover.

they haven't done much research on infertility, so i might be in the clear in that respect. but srsly no babies, no problem for moi.

i dont have a problem with adopting.
i have a problem with being poor.

if i were a dude i would jizz in a cup all the time.

[pbradley]

Yeah, if you ever want a kid you could always just adopt.

I hear they come bundled with moral high ground, which is fun, but watch out when they want to discover their biological parents.

[Better_Than_Deux]

fuck that noise!!

im adopted, and im awesome

plus, they can't even look for them until theyre 18, so they'll be out of my hair.

[SuperCreep]

i work amazingly under pressure.