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03.09.2008, 04:06 AM | #62 |
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I'm da rhyme ninja and this beat's my shuriken,
This flow's my katana, my nunchaku's that pen, I kick punch stomp + split ya dirty FloSoCo, I can't stand yr fake MTV rap fosho, Yr aseptic rhymes and yr slow tempo, Only serve to hide your lack of flow, It tastes shit, you kiss my fist, Go sucka tit, before I hit, Or I'll throw ya to Pekin, Hong Kong, Beijing, And you'll feel the poorness of yr human being. Love sucks only hate can deliver us, That's why I own ya but ya don't get the fuss, You may think you're still the best, But lemme tell you dear FloSloCo, everything has an end, Your rap kingdom begins to need some rest, Seeing your rhymes so weak I can already see ya bend, Shouting is easy but rapping clever is hard, But for the final I'll play yr game: you fucktard. |
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03.09.2008, 04:37 AM | #63 |
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think yr some kinda badass bard?
yr rhymes are bitter like swiss chard yr ninja skills are weak like the swiss guard from this thread you should be barred lyrical samurai, actin all hard when the fact is yr not comes time for the money shot you're all hot to trot in yr sights you've got the robot the soundtrack you cue wide screen view flo-slo yr lookin to subdue tape's rollin an whatya do? stutter. all you sputter is "fucktard." when i'm through with you you're the one got fucked hard
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03.09.2008, 06:45 AM | #64 |
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m1rr0r you think you can beat me
but when you talk only gets out the expression of your bourgeoisie. Yeah man I'm the only king of the ghetto, While I can clearly see you're coming from SoHo. Go back to your fashionista trends, Go back to your hyper hipster friends, You see, rap ain't a story of just rhymes and money, It's the story of suburbs, gangstas, poverty and slay, Ya kiddie can't you feel the soul of the gangsta That's floating all around here and you feel hit dontcha, Yr nerves yr senses yr skin everything twista Cuz you know what ya hear is lyrics that getcha, That's the sound of the expression of the street, Yeh I know that whatever you say you know that it's neat Go back to your fashionista trends, Go back to your hyper hipster friends, I'm the definitive rhyme fuckin' creatar, I shoot ya fame I'm the battle fightar, I cut yr ears + yr tongue cuz yr a fuckin' liar, Everything's staring at my sound can't you see it nigga! My sound's so warm it's almost physicalzzzzz, The beat's so hot the guys & gals are like animals, The lyrics come so fast just like a tornado, An hurricane, can't you feel it you mofo. Go back to your fashionista trends, Go back to your hyper hipster friends, Go back to your fashionista trends, Go back to your hyper hipster friends. |
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03.10.2008, 05:27 AM | #65 |
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i check out art at the guggy
i take my date to a movie i'm usually bougy but i'll slum it on tuesdy come down to yr hood fuck yr shit up for good write rhymes like this? you wish you would my routine i vary i walk down the bow'ry my book bag i carry some bum looking hairy begins to give chase tho he can't keep pace i take a quick left at joey ramone place i hop the turnstyle head uptown for a while barnyard girls i do revile but this one's cute... so i smile i take her to the park we begin to embark things started to spark but she don't dig the youth... so i had to snark from the battery to the hoboken i get the subway token my rhymes are spoken even up in the hills in the catskills i pay the bills from chelsea to queens and the soho whatcha don't know .......... oh-oh! yr rhymes are broken
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03.10.2008, 09:01 AM | #67 |
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I haven't had enough coffee
to put up a fight but I see that y'all battled all through the night the only other one that can always rock stable is my main man m1rr0r d4sh (we're on the same label). |
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03.10.2008, 10:19 AM | #68 |
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When it comes to intergalactic rap battles, Deltron 3030 wins hands down every time.
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03.10.2008, 10:38 AM | #69 | |
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03.10.2008, 10:42 AM | #70 | |
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Ice Cube wrote most of Eazy E's rhymes Your list is wrong 5. B.I.G. 4. Slick Rick The Ruler 3. Chuck D 2. Guru 1. RAKIM
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03.10.2008, 11:22 AM | #71 |
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comfy as fuck on the hip hop throne
girlgun on my lap, floatingslow is on the phone his rap carcass deboned, lacks definition and tone calls from another time zone, bullshit broken metronome yip yip yapper, his mouth's a rap crapper tries to dress his rhymes dapper, like fish sticks to red snapper amid strains of defeat he rises up like bloated meat my rap killin's indiscreet never put the weights on his feet a septic example for all the pretenders that flood this battle with bullshit never-enders it's not hard to be the king my words unfold like the Rapture pretenders to the throne cry and weep when I capture little baby bitches living in delusional prefectures all your rhymes fall flat mine have intricate texture In the midst of these attacks I remain the mad chillable my fertile brain's soil is ever more tillable floatingslowly's compost is truly disposable and if usurpers got beef they'll find they're quite roastable when they're placed in rap's prison I'll be hip hop's constable the smell in your cell makes your meal up-chuckable your rhymes are the vomit that is undoubtable so clean up yr mess and finally confess your defeat and distress maybe take a recess for if you're Al Capone I am Elliot Ness while you figure out checkers I grandmaster in chess OH!
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03.10.2008, 11:42 AM | #72 | |
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yr list is SO VERY wrong. good gawd, B.I.G. over KRS-1? yr trippin'. 5. METALFACE DOOM 4. Chuck D 3. Ice Cube 2. Erick Sermon / Parrish Smith 1. KRS-1 [snappy retort rap to follow upon completion of processes currently running on mainframe] |
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03.10.2008, 12:13 PM | #73 |
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Rakim is the master!
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03.10.2008, 12:17 PM | #74 |
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I'll give you that. unfortunately, I had to bump him off for MF DOOM (who would make #1 easy if I'd been listening to him as long as the others).
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03.10.2008, 12:24 PM | #75 |
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fuck B.I.G. then.
KRS 1 was the dope shit.
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03.10.2008, 01:53 PM | #76 |
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You guys keep on worshipping dead gangsta,
But you live in the fuckin' present don't ya, Rather than fighting to know who's the number one, Thou should work on yr rap cuz I rhyme like Obi-Wan. Yr talking as if you were long-time friends while, Two pages sooner you were pretending to be wild, You may call this cleverness or intelligence, I just consider this incoherence, Are you a true rapper Or just a MTV motherfucker Your names are on all those MTV or EMI playlists, This obviously means you guys only purse rapists, You probably think your still the best rappers, That can exist there all around, But when you talk everyone sees your the liar, While my rhymes hit like earthquakes at earthbounds. While ya rap only sounds like caress and play all night, My beats fuckin' scratch tear split and bite. You guys stop complaining 'bout who's the best gangsta, Cuz you found it yep it's me, go ask master Yoda. |
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03.10.2008, 02:13 PM | #77 |
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you got rough edges
my shit's finely beveled I kick it post-grad you rock grade school level bullshit rhymes whisper soft like a rap aaron neville court's put in session by my hip hop gavel the cocoon of yr shit rhyme begins to unravel looking quite foolish half-assed and disheveled going back to the past with da funky time travel beats rhymes and life upon which I revel
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last night i got sauced
my cookies i tossed but this battle you lost floating and slowly are still the boss i rhyme guggen with heim bourgeoisie with crime i hope tuesday is fine cause i'm still coming to kick yr ass.
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floatingslowly pays his minions
to stink the place up like onions make his rhymes look less odious and by comparison melodious but they're shit just the same can;t compare with my game his attempts filled with bile like the scopes monkey trial with his rhymes ever less vital like a rap american idol don't even have to think to breath in his rhyme stink his stature's not measured in fiduciary got no height due to faulty pituitary Not first nor second, floatingslow's terciary I ride asian camels while he sports dromedary
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i got everyone so beat on this.
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