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m1rr0r dash · 02.28.2008, 07:51 PM

ooooooh!

co-ed jail!

fuck, i'm gettin myself sent away tonite, son!

[to clarify: i'm not saying yr a pussy, i'm saying you have a pussy, and society deems it thusly necessary to incarcerate you in a different place.

to clarify less rudely: for a woman of any age to say that she is not afraid of going to jail has more to do with where she might be sent away than any sort of clitoral fortitude. that's not to say that there aren't max security prisons for women if yr violent or cushy jails for men if yr rich or mobbed up... but for the most part, jail is a vastly different experience by gender.

i for one was terrified when i had to go, i was terrified the entire time i was in jail (3 days! hooray! i'm a criminal!), and i'd be terrified at the possibilty of going back.

...but then, i don't have a pussy, i simply am a pussy.]

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what makes you think i haven't fucked the police?

Cantankerous · 02.28.2008, 08:40 PM

no i know, it's true. even though i'm well capable of handling myself in a potentially threatening situation on my own, a lot of women aren't. the people who are in charge of separating us know what would happen if there existed a coed jail. it just would not work.

your signature is ace by the way. clever of you.

!@#$%! · 02.28.2008, 08:44 PM

there's a coed jail already

it's called AUSTRALIA

Everyneurotic · 02.28.2008, 08:50 PM

hahahahahaha...

...ohh wait, i can't laugh, i'll get neg rep.

Cantankerous · 02.28.2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

there's a coed jail already

it's called AUSTRALIA

hahahaa
english convicts

Alex's Trip · 02.28.2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Because I'm now on probation and I have to ask permission to leave the state. Come here!

As soon as I can. As soon as I can.

!@#$%! · 02.28.2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

As soon as I can. As soon as I can.

take him away with you to california after probation is over.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 04:25 PM

We can make love all day. I warn you, I'm an aminal, Alex.

Alex's Trip · 02.29.2008, 06:15 PM

Don't say make love. It sounds so trashy and straight.

Savage Clone · 02.29.2008, 06:18 PM

"Cornhole" is a much more aesthetically pleasing term.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Don't say make love. It sounds so trashy and straight.

I wanna be the two girls to your one cup, suga.

Alex's Trip · 02.29.2008, 07:13 PM

That's all I ever wanted.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 07:26 PM

All I ever wanted was everything...

And two dudes at the same time.

Alex's Trip · 02.29.2008, 07:28 PM

I have heterosexual fantasies. With me just watching. Hahahaha

Not really.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 07:30 PM

That would be weird. I've seen people have sex in the same room as I. It was fucking gross.

How've you been, Alex?

Alex's Trip · 02.29.2008, 07:32 PM

Semi-exhausted from work and fun. Lots of school shit. Like I had to write two essays yesterday in 1 hour and 10 minutes. And I have to do some research for some debate that I have to go to on a weekend, and blah blah blah. But I got to go out with some friends yesterday and do other crap. So it is good.

And youreself?

Everyneurotic · 02.29.2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I wanna be the two girls to your one cup, suga.

quote worthy and romantic.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Semi-exhausted from work and fun. Lots of school shit. Like I had to write two essays yesterday in 1 hour and 10 minutes. And I have to do some research for some debate that I have to go to on a weekend, and blah blah blah. But I got to go out with some friends yesterday and do other crap. So it is good.

And youreself?

That's good. Work as in a job or just school shit?

I've been good. Trying to get caught up so I can graduate. I have a meeting with my parents and a social worker on Monday about my recent charge. We're talking about emancipation so they aren't responsible for me anymore. Otherwise, they're considering sending me away but I doubt it'll happen. My rents haven't gone through with anything in a year.

Anyways, I hope you're enjoying California. I want to go to Coachella this summer if I can convince my PO to let me.

Alex's Trip · 02.29.2008, 07:43 PM

Do it! I'm going to Coachella. Already got my tickets. I am trying to get more people to come.

HaydenAsche · 02.29.2008, 07:45 PM

I'll come if I can. We can meet up, get drunk, have crazy sex in the middle of the crowd, etc.

02.28.2008, 07:51 PM	#61
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	ooooooh! co-ed jail! fuck, i'm gettin myself sent away tonite, son! [to clarify: i'm not saying yr a pussy, i'm saying you have a pussy, and society deems it thusly necessary to incarcerate you in a different place. to clarify less rudely: for a woman of any age to say that she is not afraid of going to jail has more to do with where she might be sent away than any sort of clitoral fortitude. that's not to say that there aren't max security prisons for women if yr violent or cushy jails for men if yr rich or mobbed up... but for the most part, jail is a vastly different experience by gender. i for one was terrified when i had to go, i was terrified the entire time i was in jail (3 days! hooray! i'm a criminal!), and i'd be terrified at the possibilty of going back. ...but then, i don't have a pussy, i simply am a pussy.] __________________ what makes you think i haven't fucked the police?
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02.28.2008, 08:40 PM	#62
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	no i know, it's true. even though i'm well capable of handling myself in a potentially threatening situation on my own, a lot of women aren't. the people who are in charge of separating us know what would happen if there existed a coed jail. it just would not work. your signature is ace by the way. clever of you. __________________ RETIRED
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02.28.2008, 08:44 PM	#63
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	there's a coed jail already it's called AUSTRALIA
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	hahahahahaha... ...ohh wait, i can't laugh, i'll get neg rep. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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02.29.2008, 04:25 PM	#68
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	We can make love all day. I warn you, I'm an aminal, Alex. __________________ rip
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02.29.2008, 06:15 PM	#69
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Don't say make love. It sounds so trashy and straight. __________________ KALOPSIA
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02.29.2008, 06:18 PM	#70
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Cornhole" is a much more aesthetically pleasing term.
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02.29.2008, 07:13 PM	#72
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	That's all I ever wanted. __________________ KALOPSIA
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02.29.2008, 07:26 PM	#73
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	All I ever wanted was everything... And two dudes at the same time. __________________ rip
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02.29.2008, 07:28 PM	#74
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I have heterosexual fantasies. With me just watching. Hahahaha Not really. __________________ KALOPSIA
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02.29.2008, 07:30 PM	#75
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	That would be weird. I've seen people have sex in the same room as I. It was fucking gross. How've you been, Alex? __________________ rip
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02.29.2008, 07:32 PM	#76
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Semi-exhausted from work and fun. Lots of school shit. Like I had to write two essays yesterday in 1 hour and 10 minutes. And I have to do some research for some debate that I have to go to on a weekend, and blah blah blah. But I got to go out with some friends yesterday and do other crap. So it is good. And youreself? __________________ KALOPSIA
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02.29.2008, 07:43 PM	#79
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Do it! I'm going to Coachella. Already got my tickets. I am trying to get more people to come. __________________ KALOPSIA
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02.29.2008, 07:45 PM	#80
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I'll come if I can. We can meet up, get drunk, have crazy sex in the middle of the crowd, etc. __________________ rip
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