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I only just figured out that Macca's meant McDonald's.

[ALIEN ANAL]

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

My friend just called me and told me, this girl (my stalker) has footage of me going into maccas and stalking her and she plans on taking me to court with it!!!!!!

THAT IS FUCKING INSANE!

[ZEROpumpkins]

MSN

Originally Posted by MSN with me and ALIEN ANAL

County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
maybe she was really torn when she found out you had a gf and decided to sue you
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
then she'll try to seduce you as a settlement
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
we could make a movie
County ? http://www.freewebtown.com/benminer/...shgearfox.html says:
i call it "judgement day"
Dan says:
ahaha

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Dude you should have called the cops and put on a restraining order.

[█████████]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

My friend just called me and told me, this girl (my stalker) has footage of me going into maccas and stalking her and she plans on taking me to court with it!!!!!!

THAT IS FUCKING INSANE!

i once sent a message to an old busty teacher saying that satelites do mammographies all she had to do was to go to the ruf and take her clothes off.

if only she thought like you.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i highly doubt she will go through with it though, takes a bit of effort to take someone to court

[✌➬]

Dude if she is crazy as you say she is, she will. I have met crazies in my life, and they will pursuit it till they run you to the ground.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Then root you, even if it's against their religion.

[█████████]

ever thought that your friend has just bullshiting you?

[ALIEN ANAL]

nah i trust my friend
theres a bit more of a story to it but i cant be botherd typing it at the moment
even though im doing nothing

[!@#$%!]

whoa that is fucked up. she's suing you for what exactly? existing?

anyway. pretend to patch things up, cage her with a pack of dingos, and leave her there.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Ahh yes, Dingos. Us Australian's preferred method of killing.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

(translated from sms language)

"Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye
GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE"

This girl is fucking crazy!

havent read the thread, but you should forward the messages to another friend of yours, and get them to send exactly the same ones back to her from someone elses phone. continually.

[phoenix]

I go to mcdonalds just for apple pies.

there isnt anything else there I want to eat. its all bile.

[ALIEN ANAL]

my mom was like
"she is a nutcase...she is a nutcase....she is a nutcase.."
over and over
i cant wait to see where this goes

[davenotdead]

just tell her you love her. then send her some roses laced with PCP. that's what Id do

[Rob Instigator]

tell her you got ring around the cock helmet from the last time you plunged into her brown eye. tell her that it was just too much to handle.

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal
Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night?

...depends on the situation and what kind of drugs you're talking about. just don't get so wasted that you lose all coordination and make sure you both are around the same level of fucked up (i.e. don't get all sloppy if she's gonna be sober...) also some shit makes your prick inoperable even if mentally you're all revved up and ready to go...

[foxforce5]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Sorry about changing the subject, but you went to Maccas just for some hash browns? Must be some damn good hash browns! Do people really do that......just order hash browns?

Somethings odd here. Why would you trouble yourself for hashbrowns if stalker chick was there?

[ZEROpumpkins]

I think it had blown over for that period of time. Also she's the manager, so I assume she doesn't work behind the counter?