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View Poll Results: Have you ever received a DECENT handjob from someone (other than yourself)? | |||
Yes. | 25 | 55.56% | |
No... Hell no... Fuck no. | 20 | 44.44% | |
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05.14.2007, 08:25 AM | #61 |
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thankfully i have never kissed anyone with a mouth full of jizz.
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05.14.2007, 08:37 AM | #62 |
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kissing someone while they're having their mouth full of jizz would even be more gross. especially if it's someone else's jizz!
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05.14.2007, 08:40 AM | #63 |
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05.14.2007, 08:47 AM | #64 | |
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Nope. Not one of my turn-ons, young man. Why, you offering?
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05.14.2007, 12:19 PM | #65 |
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i've fisted a girl
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05.14.2007, 12:34 PM | #66 |
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05.14.2007, 12:37 PM | #67 |
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^ ha ha ha ha ha
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05.14.2007, 12:38 PM | #68 | |
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05.14.2007, 12:47 PM | #69 |
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I swallow I swallow I swallow I swallow
be aggressive, B-E aggressive B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E hahaa faith no more. If a girl is gonna suck you off and has your love juice in her mouth and on her lips and you kiss her yeah yeah
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05.14.2007, 12:48 PM | #70 | |
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05.14.2007, 12:49 PM | #71 |
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I always wondered about people fisting giorls. either they have small ass hands or the girls vagina is just tooo big!! I mean, what's the point?
if a lady likes it and it makes her cum I guess, but it looks terribe and just plain grosses me out.
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05.14.2007, 12:53 PM | #72 |
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if anybody would try ti put his fist into my vagina i'd drub him and break his fucking arm
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05.14.2007, 12:53 PM | #73 | |
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Ah I always thought you were a bottom. Anyways, I could never swallow, i just gag, my ex used to do that all the time. I did do it once sucessfully. |
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05.14.2007, 12:55 PM | #74 | |
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Sex with me is like having sex with a serial killer obesessed with hygene. No coming into each other's mouth and no butt penetration. |
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05.14.2007, 12:57 PM | #75 |
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well i have thinner than usual hands for a male. anyway, when ui did it i was fingering my ex and i just thought i wonder how many fingers i can get in, i got to four and there was still a bit of give so i thought why not try and see if i can get my fist in, anbd i did, she had no idea i'd done it until i told her to look sdown. she loved it though, she came about 3 times in five minutes. also it didn't stretch her out or anything like that, it felt like normal when i fucked her afterwards.
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05.14.2007, 12:57 PM | #76 | |
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So basically you are a vouyer? You mean no penetration in you, or you penetrating the other person? Or both? |
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05.14.2007, 12:58 PM | #77 | |
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s.u. = shut up? |
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05.14.2007, 12:58 PM | #78 |
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female ejaculation.
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05.14.2007, 01:00 PM | #79 | |
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