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Ok, fuck that test, they're cracked. This one is much more fun:

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm

You're a Lion!
Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is Maine.



I've never been to Maine.

[Savage Clone]

According to this test, I am a Hippopotamus.
I suppose this could be correct in certain respects.

You're a Hippopotamus!
Some people call you fat, but you prefer to think of yourself as well-insulated. After all, having a little extra helps you stay underwater, which is where you'd prefer to be anyway. The mere sight of you reminds people of one of their favorite childhood games, not to mention being hungry. If only those plastic pieces didn't keep jamming! Your favorite saint is St. Augustine. Against all odds, you are considered to be rather talented at ballet.

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Which bit is correct? The ballet? Flexibility certainly comes in handy.

[Savage Clone]

I was thinking of the rotund part.
I think I may be the world's heaviest vegan.

On the other test I was a unicorn.

[!@#$%!]

 

You're a Hyena!
You have quite a sense of humor, though many others find it derisive rather than appealing. You are perceived as being a coward, but actually have moments of great bravery and have even stood up to those much larger than yourself. You like hanging out in groups and are always making a lot of noise. Disney thinks you are an idiot.
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ha ha hah if disney thinks that then i must actually be ok. the feeling is mutual

[Alex's Trip]

Originally Posted by Kallisti23chaos

give me a break-
its early in the day for me*

Also use the edit button.

[h8kurdt]

 

You're a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
You can't stop talking about the "good old days" of the past. While you remember everything being so much better and more glorious back then, you've got to realize that times have changed! It's time to move on, time to bring in the new technology and advancements! Still, there is some charm to your olden out-dated ways. Children seem to love you, for example, as do some historians and scientists. And you should really eat something... your bones are starting to show.


What the deuce?

[samuel]

I'm a bumblee bee too...

but I said I liked to swim.
hmmm

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h8kurdt, are you a geezer?

[Danny Himself]

You are a Catterpillar! Many people are often envious and jealous of a caterpillar. Caterpillars may not be quick, but they are quite wise and often think about things before they do them.!

[krastian]

HA HA

 

You're a Wooly Mammoth!
A little heavy and a lot shaggy, you move a little slower than the world around you. You definitely wish global warming would go away, and maybe even reverse itself a bit. You like long walks on the ice floe, and could even get stuck there without minding too much. Your favorite Sesame Street character is Snuffleupagus. Beware of tar pits... although you really didn't need to be told that, did you?

[Iain]

Wow....50 possible outcomes eh? We all seem to be one of about 5 things.

I am a sodding Caterpillar. My, my how shit.

[Iain]

Yep...the other one is better. In that I am a Poison Dart Frog. Check it out:

You're a Poison-Dart Frog!
While you may be mild-mannered and unassuming at heart, you are actually a danger to the health and safety of those around you. Others like to look at you, but it might be in their best interest not to touch you. Though this isolationist policy can make you feel lonely and neglected, you can take solace in your universal beauty. You are most lethal when licked.

[Pablitzen]

Your Animal is: Butterfly You are a Butterfly! You are a rare one indeed! People view butterflies as beautiful and it is usually frowned upon to hurt one. You are caring and carefree. Almost everyone likes a butterfly!

[Toilet & Bowels]

unicorn too.

and goat in the second test:

You're a Goat!
Most people assume that you're old when they meet you, regardless of your actual age. Rather stubborn and ill-tempered, you don't mind stirring up a little trouble. You are known to make some very nice products, however, that only the finest people can appreciate. Many people quietly suspect you to be possessed by the devil.


that last bit about the devil is sort of true, one chick i know tried to start a religion to save my soul because she got worried when i told her i had watched the exorcist 10 times that month.

[Daycare Nation]

Your Animal is: Caterpillar You are a Catterpillar! Many people are often envious and jealous of a caterpillar. Caterpillars may not be quick, but they are quite wise and often think about things before they do them.!

[Daycare Nation]

second test:

You're an Anteater!
Long a proponent of the protein-laden health benefits of eating insects, you are considered a bit of an oddball by your peers. Rather than being ashamed of your big nose, you've decided to highlight for your friends the various uses that such a nose can have. This clever adaptation has done more to distance yourself from others than really warm their hearts to you. At least you'll always be loved in Irvine.

[samantha.]

You're an Eagle!
Sharp-witted and high-flying, you seem to radiate honor and a sense of pride. You'd make a very good lawyer with your keen eye for details. When up in that rare air, however, make sure to remember to look down to keep your bearings. You never know when it might be important for you to have landed. If you're bald, you love the United States of America, but if you have hair, you feel more ambivalent about it.

[Sheriff Rhys Chatham]

You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise.

[candymoan]

yes, i guess unicorns have a tendency to like sonic youth...