Literature, Literacy, and the advance of human civilization - Page 4

pbradley · 01.22.2008, 03:24 AM

No, it isn't all that interesting. Looking around, all the resident pricks are bitter old men. Also it is my experience that women are more forgiving and patient. But hey if you actually are doubling up on the X chromosome, whoops. My bad.

I hope my use of "but" to begin a sentence and my colloquial use of "bad" didn't offend you too much.

01.22.2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

No, it isn't all that interesting. Looking around, all the resident pricks are bitter old men. Also it is my experience that women are more forgiving and patient. But hey if you actually are doubling up on the X chromosome, whoops. My bad.

I hope my use of "but" to begin a sentence and my colloquial use of "bad" didn't offend you too much.

What an idiot.

Cantankerous · 01.22.2008, 05:19 AM

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REALLY?!

HAHAHA
i seriously laughed so hard when i saw that

i don't read hardly ever. i didn't read any of the books assigned to us in english class. i mean any of them...i used sparknotes.

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

No, it isn't all that interesting. Looking around, all the resident pricks are bitter old men. Also it is my experience that women are more forgiving and patient. But hey if you actually are doubling up on the X chromosome, whoops. My bad.

I hope my use of "but" to begin a sentence and my colloquial use of "bad" didn't offend you too much.

Apology retracted. Prick. [By which I am colloquially analogising yourself with a penis; probably a flaccid, impotent one at that].

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Touché. Grave and all.

Actually, and I am battling with self loathing and smug pride in saying this, that's an égule [French] or accute [English] accent.

Glice · 01.22.2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Actually, and I am battling with self loathing and smug pride in saying this, that's an égule [French] or accute [English] accent.

Well, you pick up the diacritics, and I'll pick up the hyphens - *self-loathing.

Yeah, I bet I hate myself more.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2008, 01:21 PM

haha, i was gona post something about this last night, but i didn't want to be so utterly prickish so many times in one day.

however, since the cat is out of the bag, and i had a good night's sleep--

what the fuck is égule?

nothing.

it's called accent aigu.

anyway. we are all pricks.

Glice · 01.22.2008, 01:25 PM

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anyway. we are all pricks.

You more than others.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

You more than others.

thank you. coming from you, i'll take that as the highest compliment.

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 01:31 PM

Literature, Literacy, and the advance of human civilization

aka: "Let's go to a stall and compare girth"

Confucious is sex · 01.22.2008, 01:31 PM

Right you are, aigu it is, thank you kindly. Oh, the perils of phonetic lingusitics in the hands of those who negotiate the world through extrapolation eh?

Cheers on the hyphenation, Glice, nice to know you've got my back.

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 01:34 PM

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Glice, nice to know you've got my back.

you wouldn't say that if you knew what he was waving around behind you.

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 01:36 PM

his girth

Glice · 01.22.2008, 01:37 PM

The tempestuous vacillations of simony, or the inconsolable fissure 'twain compunction and piety (viz., the intrangible navigations betwixt 'prickestry' and 'non-prickestry') do indeed hark harbinger-like at my palimpsest nephronsoul.

I've well got your back. That's how I roll, yeah?

Glice · 01.22.2008, 01:38 PM

I find it quite amusing that, not only do I boast about my cock (which is enormous) on the internet, but I now have others doing the same on my behalf. Amazing.

Rob Instigator · 01.22.2008, 01:40 PM

it's called "Perpetuating the Big Lie"

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 01:42 PM

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I find it quite amusing that, not only do I boast about my cock (which is enormous) on the internet, but I now have others doing the same on my behalf. Amazing.

I don't recall ever saying it was enormous.

then again, I guess after you finished scoping out !@#$%!'s, it may seem as such.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I don't recall ever saying it was enormous.

then again, I guess after you finished scoping out !@#$%!'s, it may seem as such.

now now. aren't the castratos jealous.

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 01:53 PM

I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2008, 01:56 PM

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I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

no you're not...

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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	No, it isn't all that interesting. Looking around, all the resident pricks are bitter old men. Also it is my experience that women are more forgiving and patient. But hey if you actually are doubling up on the X chromosome, whoops. My bad. I hope my use of "but" to begin a sentence and my colloquial use of "bad" didn't offend you too much.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	haha, i was gona post something about this last night, but i didn't want to be so utterly prickish so many times in one day. however, since the cat is out of the bag, and i had a good night's sleep-- what the fuck is égule? nothing. it's called accent aigu. anyway. we are all pricks.
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Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Right you are, aigu it is, thank you kindly. Oh, the perils of phonetic lingusitics in the hands of those who negotiate the world through extrapolation eh? Cheers on the hyphenation, Glice, nice to know you've got my back. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	it's called "Perpetuating the Big Lie" __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
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