Italy bans Males from scratching genitals in public - Page 4

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.29.2008, 01:32 PM

Wouldn't that make it itchy?

█████████ · 02.29.2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Where? On your penis?

i heard squid is good

02.29.2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Wouldn't that make it itchy?

Yeah, but then if he likes eating crabs off his crotch he must have a fine palate, INNIT?

girlgun · 02.29.2008, 02:04 PM

for the record, BMIs are a bogus tool.

for instance... there was a football player at OU with 8% body fat and a BMI around 32. having muscle AT ALL skews your BMI.

█████████ · 02.29.2008, 02:14 PM

I'LL HOLD YOUR JUNK, TWO-FIST IT EVEN, AND SCRATCH YOUR ITCHES

girlgun · 02.29.2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

I'LL HOLD YOUR JUNK, TWO-FIST IT EVEN, AND SCRATCH YOUR ITCHES

i am crying now.

Rob Instigator · 02.29.2008, 02:15 PM

everything's bigger in texas

!@#$%! · 02.29.2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

everything's bigger in texas

hot damn!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.29.2008, 02:32 PM

I think this is a faux pas that really comes down to a question of circumstance and situation, when asking to scratch or not to scratch, though interestingly enough, I wonder what the female perspective is on scratching their own genitals in public. interesting story here, I was on sunset blvd sitting shotgun at a red light, people watching the sidewalk, when I noticed a homeless dude and chick sitting on the curb talking to each other. the chick, in the middle of a sentance, casually stuffed her hand in her crotch, and scratched in a the most masculine of demeanors, and the look on the dudes face as he tried to ignore this act, assumingly he was trying to get in those pants himself. it gets worse, so while this dude tries to continue his conversation as if this was not happening, she goes for the classic move, fingers to nose, and we all imagine i'm sure, what homeless, unbathed pussy can smell like, as did that dude as he tried to keep a straight face the entire time. myself, I busted up laughing so hard all of traffic had to look and see what a gwon...

LittlePuppetBoy · 02.29.2008, 05:33 PM

I be in jail right now if I was in Italy?

But then again, you could probably get away with it if you scratch when your hands are in your pocket.

nicfit · 02.29.2008, 05:42 PM

I tried again near a police patrol a few hours ago, they didn't do anything.

✌➬ · 02.29.2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

I tried again near a police patrol a few hours ago, they didn't do anything.

Is cause they were salivating over your junk.

nicfit · 02.29.2008, 05:49 PM

A policeman and a policewoman sat in the car, btw, so neither of the "sexes" seemed to get offended by my gesture. this confirm my previous statement: unless someone is crazy enough to sue you and bring proof of your "offensive" behavior, nobody will actually care, apparently. Good ol' (new) freaky italian laws.

█████████ · 02.29.2008, 05:53 PM

pbradley · 02.29.2008, 05:56 PM

To quote another great American, "nuts."

ZEROpumpkins · 02.29.2008, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

I think this is a faux pas that really comes down to a question of circumstance and situation, when asking to scratch or not to scratch, though interestingly enough, I wonder what the female perspective is on scratching their own genitals in public. interesting story here, I was on sunset blvd sitting shotgun at a red light, people watching the sidewalk, when I noticed a homeless dude and chick sitting on the curb talking to each other. the chick, in the middle of a sentance, casually stuffed her hand in her crotch, and scratched in a the most masculine of demeanors, and the look on the dudes face as he tried to ignore this act, assumingly he was trying to get in those pants himself. it gets worse, so while this dude tries to continue his conversation as if this was not happening, she goes for the classic move, fingers to nose, and we all imagine i'm sure, what homeless, unbathed pussy can smell like, as did that dude as he tried to keep a straight face the entire time. myself, I busted up laughing so hard all of traffic had to look and see what a gwon...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pokkeherrie · 03.01.2008, 11:47 AM

The article makes it believe that it's specifically males who aren't allowed to scratdh their genitals... doesn't mention anything about females. Maybe it's possible to succesfully appeal against this at the European Court of Justice? I smell a case of gender discrimination!

ZEROpumpkins · 03.01.2008, 08:57 PM

Maybe the pope is just fuckin' horny and wants to encourage woman to scratch themselves.

flophousefloozie · 03.01.2008, 09:48 PM

I enjoying busting ball scratchers, especially when they claim it's only a "readjustment".

ZEROpumpkins · 03.01.2008, 10:47 PM

I was re-adjusting for a good 30 mins or so earlier.

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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	I think this is a faux pas that really comes down to a question of circumstance and situation, when asking to scratch or not to scratch, though interestingly enough, I wonder what the female perspective is on scratching their own genitals in public. interesting story here, I was on sunset blvd sitting shotgun at a red light, people watching the sidewalk, when I noticed a homeless dude and chick sitting on the curb talking to each other. the chick, in the middle of a sentance, casually stuffed her hand in her crotch, and scratched in a the most masculine of demeanors, and the look on the dudes face as he tried to ignore this act, assumingly he was trying to get in those pants himself. it gets worse, so while this dude tries to continue his conversation as if this was not happening, she goes for the classic move, fingers to nose, and we all imagine i'm sure, what homeless, unbathed pussy can smell like, as did that dude as he tried to keep a straight face the entire time. myself, I busted up laughing so hard all of traffic had to look and see what a gwon... __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	I be in jail right now if I was in Italy? But then again, you could probably get away with it if you scratch when your hands are in your pocket. __________________
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02.29.2008, 05:49 PM	#73
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	A policeman and a policewoman sat in the car, btw, so neither of the "sexes" seemed to get offended by my gesture. this confirm my previous statement: unless someone is crazy enough to sue you and bring proof of your "offensive" behavior, nobody will actually care, apparently. Good ol' (new) freaky italian laws. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	To quote another great American, "nuts."
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03.01.2008, 11:47 AM	#77
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	The article makes it believe that it's specifically males who aren't allowed to scratdh their genitals... doesn't mention anything about females. Maybe it's possible to succesfully appeal against this at the European Court of Justice? I smell a case of gender discrimination!
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Maybe the pope is just fuckin' horny and wants to encourage woman to scratch themselves. __________________
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I was re-adjusting for a good 30 mins or so earlier. __________________
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