happy birthday GIRLGUN!!! - Page 4

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2008, 04:20 PM

I once (when I was 19?) had too many Guinnesses and a very-hastily eaten kebab, and ended up doing a projectile vomit all over my (white) bedroom walls. Ma Melly was not impressed...

Cantankerous · 07.16.2008, 04:22 PM

well i suppose not, if she had to clean it up.

i would have made YOU clean it up if i was your mum!

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2008, 04:26 PM

I DID clean it up myself! (not easy when you're totally smashed) - I can still remember trying not to honkl again as I picked up bits of Guinessy meat. The most embarrasing thing was that she took the piss out of me afterwards, then my little sister and brother joined in. I had no answer to that, so I went and sulked like a girl

Cantankerous · 07.16.2008, 04:30 PM

haha that's a good story

once i had to have my mum come pick me up from my friend's house because we drank WAY too much and i was sick and neither of us were going to drive me home...
so i got in the car and she goes "have you been drinking?"
and i go "why?" (even though i was obviously cunted)
"because i smell booze"
and i say the stupidest thing you could ever possibly say, being that we were the only two in the car..."on who?"

she didn't care that i was drunk, she was pissed off because she had to get off her ass and come get me!

davenotdead · 07.16.2008, 04:33 PM

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2008, 04:34 PM

^^^ That's hilarious! I nearly dropped my ciggie on my keyboard. I had a similar experience coming back from a Halloween do when was I 16 - I was staggering up to bed, and Mum Melly jumped out on me (argh!) and said "YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?".

Cantankerous · 07.16.2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

^^^ That's hilarious! I nearly dropped my ciggie on my keyboard. I had a similar experience coming back from a Halloween do when was I 16 - I was staggering up to bed, and Mum Melly jumped out on me (argh!) and said "YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?".

haha i think i would piss myself laughing if my mum jumped out at me like that.

davenotdead · 07.16.2008, 04:36 PM

mum melly sounds awesome

acousticrock87 · 07.16.2008, 04:38 PM

Hahaha. I can't help but wonder if her jumping out at you was really more like "standing there the whole time". You know, when you're drunk it's hard to tell.

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2008, 04:39 PM

Another story - the last time I was in Melbourne, a mate of mine was getting "friendly" with a girly, so I departed the flat with a carrier bag full of lager and cigs, went to the local car park, and started ringing up everyone I knew, saying "Arrgh, I'm having a great time over here, uh, Merry Xmas arrgh". Up till 6 am I was (watching the sun come up in Melbourne was v cool, though).

MellySingsDoom · 07.16.2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

mum melly sounds awesome

Mum Melly rocks. Mum Melly likes T Rex and 70's soul music and The Carpenters.

✌➬ · 07.16.2008, 08:40 PM

Happy Birthday Bitch.

Cantankerous · 07.16.2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Mum Melly rocks. Mum Melly likes T Rex and 70's soul music and The Carpenters.

mum melly is even cooler than cantankermum!

gmku · 07.16.2008, 08:47 PM

GASP!!!

pokkeherrie · 07.17.2008, 07:40 PM

even if it's too late, congratulations anyway!

EMMAh · 07.17.2008, 07:43 PM

Happy belated birthday you foxy thang

MellySingsDoom · 07.17.2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

mum melly is even cooler than cantankermum!

Mum Melly and Cantankermum should meet. They'd have a blast.

Cantankerous · 07.17.2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Mum Melly and Cantankermum should meet. They'd have a blast.

i bet they would. talking about their ill behaved children over tea.

MellySingsDoom · 07.17.2008, 07:51 PM

"Ooh, you wouldn't believe the crap Melly used to listen to"
"MUMMM!"
"Ooh, the way he used to drink, too!"

Cantankerous · 07.17.2008, 07:52 PM

the "crap you used to listen to" is probably what my mum used to listen to, ha!

07.16.2008, 04:20 PM	#61
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I once (when I was 19?) had too many Guinnesses and a very-hastily eaten kebab, and ended up doing a projectile vomit all over my (white) bedroom walls. Ma Melly was not impressed... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2008, 04:22 PM	#62
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	well i suppose not, if she had to clean it up. i would have made YOU clean it up if i was your mum!
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07.16.2008, 04:26 PM	#63
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I DID clean it up myself! (not easy when you're totally smashed) - I can still remember trying not to honkl again as I picked up bits of Guinessy meat. The most embarrasing thing was that she took the piss out of me afterwards, then my little sister and brother joined in. I had no answer to that, so I went and sulked like a girl __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2008, 04:30 PM	#64
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	haha that's a good story once i had to have my mum come pick me up from my friend's house because we drank WAY too much and i was sick and neither of us were going to drive me home... so i got in the car and she goes "have you been drinking?" and i go "why?" (even though i was obviously cunted) "because i smell booze" and i say the stupidest thing you could ever possibly say, being that we were the only two in the car..."on who?" she didn't care that i was drunk, she was pissed off because she had to get off her ass and come get me!
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07.16.2008, 04:33 PM	#65
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	lol __________________
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07.16.2008, 04:34 PM	#66
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^ That's hilarious! I nearly dropped my ciggie on my keyboard. I had a similar experience coming back from a Halloween do when was I 16 - I was staggering up to bed, and Mum Melly jumped out on me (argh!) and said "YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?". __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2008, 04:36 PM	#68
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	mum melly sounds awesome __________________
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07.16.2008, 04:38 PM	#69
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Hahaha. I can't help but wonder if her jumping out at you was really more like "standing there the whole time". You know, when you're drunk it's hard to tell.
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07.16.2008, 04:39 PM	#70
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Another story - the last time I was in Melbourne, a mate of mine was getting "friendly" with a girly, so I departed the flat with a carrier bag full of lager and cigs, went to the local car park, and started ringing up everyone I knew, saying "Arrgh, I'm having a great time over here, uh, Merry Xmas arrgh". Up till 6 am I was (watching the sun come up in Melbourne was v cool, though). __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.16.2008, 08:40 PM	#72
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Happy Birthday Bitch. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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07.16.2008, 08:47 PM	#74
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	GASP!!! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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07.17.2008, 07:40 PM	#75
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	even if it's too late, congratulations anyway!
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07.17.2008, 07:43 PM	#76
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Happy belated birthday you foxy thang __________________
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07.17.2008, 07:51 PM	#79
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Ooh, you wouldn't believe the crap Melly used to listen to" "MUMMM!" "Ooh, the way he used to drink, too!" __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.17.2008, 07:52 PM	#80
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	the "crap you used to listen to" is probably what my mum used to listen to, ha!
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