[Seandi]

For Satan

 

[viewtiful_alan]

I wish I wasn't more or less the board baby.

[dirty bunny]

Originally Posted by Seandi

For Satan

 

is that Brian Jones?

[vulva]

I hez major crush on someone on here.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

dead-air is great at keeping secrets.

True, but I'm also even better at keeping promises, and we're clearly over 10 now...

I secretly desire that Phoenix will admit she likes one of my pictures and begin acting nice to me. I know, that's pathetic, but I have an "accommodating" personality type, and no amount of therapy seems to help.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by Seandi

For Satan

 

thank you dearest

i wuv you brian

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

True, but I'm also even better at keeping promises, and we're clearly over 10 now...

I secretly desire that Phoenix will admit she likes one of my pictures and begin acting nice to me. I know, that's pathetic, but I have an "accommodating" personality type, and no amount of therapy seems to help.

ok, what the fuck? what's wrong with your pictures?

just post her a picture of some RAW MEAT. she'll love you for it. pro-mizz...

 

she'll be so happy maybe she'll post you some pictures in return:

 

that's my secret desire! (not so secret anymore) fo' sho'!

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yr so macho when yr angry.

stop fucking disappearing already.

just think of all the yelling get to do here!

i haven't had the urge to get my yell on lately.

my transparent suit is fluctuating in its functionality.

[floatingslowly]

why you do dis to me, Dimi?

you can turn off the scramble suit.

there are no cameras here.

I promise.



back on topic:

I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

she'll be so happy maybe she'll post you some pictures in return

You are rushing to step 2. I can only accommodate one desire at a time.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why you do dis to me, Dimi?

you can turn off the scramble suit.

there are no cameras here.

I promise.



back on topic:

I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

That would be quite surreal anywhere, but in Oklahoma, I can't begin to fathom the surreality. Especially if it had a big ass, because that would undoubtedly make the plumes gigantasmic!

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

You are rushing to step 2. I can only accommodate one desire at a time.

phoenix in a meat bra? let's join forces & concentrate-- we can make it happen!

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why you do dis to me, Dimi?

you can turn off the scramble suit.

there are no cameras here.

I promise.



back on topic:

I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

good ness. i had a peacock in my backyard once too. many years ago. i think my testicles dropped the next day, so its probably an omen of good fortune.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

phoenix in a meat bra? let's join forces & concentrate-- we can make it happen!

Now, now. I'm trying to get her to like me. Isn't she a vegan? Shouldn't it be a falafel bra?

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

...I secretly desire for someone on the board to explain why the hell there was a bigass peacock in my back yard. have you ever seen a fucking peacock? they're like a baby t-rex in technicolor.

wassamarah? you wanted to jab it in the eye, only you didn't know which one was the real one?

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i secretly desire everyone would post picts of them in meat bras. meat bras for everyone!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

good ness. i had a peacock in my backyard once too. many years ago. i think my testicles dropped the next day, so its probably an omen of good fortune.

feeling emboldened after the pitbull incident, I chased it into a corner.

fucking thing was so stupid it had no idea where to go.

those drumsticks had me droolin', but once I saw it's fucking claws, I backed off.

eventually it took a short flight over the fence.

I am caretaker to several bird families. I hope it comes back.

I secretly desire to eat it.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Now, now. I'm trying to get her to like me. Isn't she a vegan? Shouldn't it be a falafel bra?

moar hawt!

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Now, now. I'm trying to get her to like me. Isn't she a vegan? Shouldn't it be a falafel bra?

fuck that shit! what is it that cassavetes saID about the pleasures of defilement? i can't recall.

MEAT BRAS FTW

[floatingslowly]

I'd prefer that it matches the curtains.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

moar hawt!

 

wtf is that