Have you ever thrown away food that was offered to you in a kind and generous manner? - Page 4

Satan · 10.06.2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

oh. i went to a korean wedding once. lovely day, lovely people but the food was horrific. one dish literally had some claw floating in a cloudy liquid. A claw, for fuck's sake!

wtf.

i'll try anything* once.

*not claw.

artsygrrl · 10.06.2009, 07:25 PM

1. When you CHOOSE to visit a foreign country and you are offered disgusting food, you better have a big-assed napkin on board to delicately spit it into. To refuse is an insult, personally and culturally, and if you don't like their food then fukkin take the next plane home. I would vomit at some of the shit ppl think is a great delicacy, tho. Many of your excuses are very valid and I will remember to use them if need be!
2. Some of you crack me up bitching about what you WOULDN'T eat. How many of you have ever swallowed weird-tasting cum or eaten out a less-than-fresh-smelling pussy? meh

Toilet & Bowels · 10.06.2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

oh. i went to a korean wedding once. lovely day, lovely people but the food was horrific. one dish literally had some claw floating in a cloudy liquid. A claw, for fuck's sake!

what kind of a claw? crab? eagle? bear? human?

automatic bzooty · 10.06.2009, 07:33 PM

step 1: locate trash receptacle
step 2: walk up to trash receptacle
step 3: ???
step 4: profit!

Lurker · 10.06.2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

oh. i went to a korean wedding once. lovely day, lovely people but the food was horrific. one dish literally had some claw floating in a cloudy liquid. A claw, for fuck's sake!

How can you not like claw soup?!

!@#$%! · 10.06.2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

A claw, for fuck's sake!

wuss! i'd totally go for it. if it's metal-- even better!

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

1. When you CHOOSE to visit a foreign country and you are offered disgusting food, you better have a big-assed napkin on board to delicately spit it into. To refuse is an insult, personally and culturally, and if you don't like their food then fukkin take the next plane home. I would vomit at some of the shit ppl think is a great delicacy, tho. Many of your excuses are very valid and I will remember to use them if need be!

ha ha, yeah!

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

2. Some of you crack me up bitching about what you WOULDN'T eat. How many of you have ever swallowed weird-tasting cum or eaten out a less-than-fresh-smelling pussy? meh

ha ha ha ha, you're on an awesome roll

applause, applause!

Genteel Death · 12.27.2009, 12:02 PM

I've just been offered, again, to taste some food prepared by the two lovely Russian ladies who live next door. A quick look and smell is making me feel ill already. HELP!

knox · 12.27.2009, 12:10 PM

i could eat pretty much anything out of curiosity

except for eyes and living animals or brains

verme (prevaricator) · 12.27.2009, 01:00 PM

go forth!

go forth and trash!

Keeping It Simple · 12.27.2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Who's talking about my friends?

You have friends?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.27.2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

i could eat pretty much anything out of curiosity

except for eyes and living animals or brains

I've eaten a fish eye before. Not bad, but certainly not good.

EVOLghost · 12.27.2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I've just been offered, again, to taste some food prepared by the two lovely Russian ladies who live next door. A quick look and smell is making me feel ill already. HELP!

I love a Russian accent on a woman. Sounds hot n stuff. IN Fact....most accents do.

Keeping It Simple · 12.27.2009, 02:25 PM

I'm hoping McDonald's will do a chilled monkey-brains burger one day.

automatic bzooty · 12.27.2009, 02:39 PM

i had an uncle who'd eat bull testicles and tequila worms and shit for cash monies.

i would probably projectile vomit on sight.

amerikangod · 12.27.2009, 02:43 PM

I was dating a chick I was only moderately into a few years back. It was one of those 'Eh, you're not so special but I'll hang out with you and fuck you from time to time and see where this goes' deals. This was at the point in our 'relationship' where I was pretty certain I couldn't stand being around her and I needed to find a way out fast.

She had some dinner party with all of these awful (i.e. bland, devoid of personality) people that I came to. She offered me some... kind of food? I don't remember what it was, but it was very heavy in cheese and cream. I had already eaten dinner prior and was pretty fucking full. The instant I put it in my mouth it occurred to me that the food tasted like a vagina. Now, don't get me wrong, I like eating pussy. But this was one of those 'I haven't showered in three days, I'm on my period, and I just came back from a run' vaginas. Which, mind you, I've happily tolerated before, on the right person. But this was in food form and given to me by the wrong person.

It was one of those deals where merely having my saliva interact with it made me want to hurl. I tried chewing it a few times and had to close my eyes, I was so vividly nauseous. I tried to be way more polite than I should have and held it in my mouth for about four minutes. Eventually I found an unpopulated corner and spit it out into a napkin. I tossed the rest of my serving in the trash, which the chick later found and called me out on. I don't remember what my bullshit excuse was. But at that point I didn't care as I barely even had interest in fucking her anymore. And she wasn't even a cool person. In retrospect I should have let things crash and burn.

Satan · 12.27.2009, 03:18 PM

sick.
any food that smells like pussy is a no go, which includes all seafood. i don't eat anything that lives in water.

Keeping It Simple · 12.27.2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

sick.
any food that smells like pussy is a no go, which includes all seafood. i don't eat anything that lives in water.

The human race did evolve out of the sea.

!@#$%! · 12.27.2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

sick.
any food that smells like pussy is a no go, which includes all seafood. i don't eat anything that lives in water.

oy, oy, oy, that's what makes it delicious!

amerikangod · 12.27.2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

sick.
any food that smells like pussy is a no go, which includes all seafood. i don't eat anything that lives in water.

Does this include eel? And that's not even innuendo baby, I'm being way serious. Eel is fucking delicious. Especially that grilled eel you get on sushi.

Inhuman · 12.27.2009, 10:26 PM

Not long ago I went to a Japanese restaurant for a work party. Hmm, not a great idea since sushi isn't something that everybody will appreciate, and it's not something I enjoy. My connection with Japanese eating is nil. I ordered the vegetarian platter, and the soup consisted of mainly fish oil, I felt like I was drinking a fish, so I respectfully refused it. My entire meal was just squash skin sushi that emulated a fish taste perfectly, and it was the only thing that I could order that pertained to my diet. So I dipped a large slab of "guacamole" onto a slice of sushi and devoured that shit, only to realize that the "Guacamole" wasn't guacamole. A sharp heat rose up through the back of my head and gave me a killer headache, that was a lot of freaking wasabi. Mang, terrible experience. I think the most enjoyable part of that meal was eating the palate cleansers (straight ginger root)

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I worked on a farm in New Zealand and unfortunately the farmer's wife was a vegan. As you can imagine the food tasted awful and I would've slowly wasted away to nothing if it wasn't for the fish and chip shop in the nearby town I clandestinely visited to gorge its offerings.

I think you've just had bad experiences with vegan food, as much of it is absolutely delicious. Sure, it is an area where many foods aren't to many people's liking, but seafood is the same way. It all depends on what you're trying and who's making it.

10.06.2009, 07:25 PM	#62
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	1. When you CHOOSE to visit a foreign country and you are offered disgusting food, you better have a big-assed napkin on board to delicately spit it into. To refuse is an insult, personally and culturally, and if you don't like their food then fukkin take the next plane home. I would vomit at some of the shit ppl think is a great delicacy, tho. Many of your excuses are very valid and I will remember to use them if need be! 2. Some of you crack me up bitching about what you WOULDN'T eat. How many of you have ever swallowed weird-tasting cum or eaten out a less-than-fresh-smelling pussy? meh
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10.06.2009, 07:33 PM	#64
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	step 1: locate trash receptacle step 2: walk up to trash receptacle step 3: ??? step 4: profit!
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12.27.2009, 12:02 PM	#67
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I've just been offered, again, to taste some food prepared by the two lovely Russian ladies who live next door. A quick look and smell is making me feel ill already. HELP!
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12.27.2009, 12:10 PM	#68
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	i could eat pretty much anything out of curiosity except for eyes and living animals or brains __________________
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12.27.2009, 01:00 PM	#69
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 785	go forth! go forth and trash!
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12.27.2009, 02:25 PM	#73
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	I'm hoping McDonald's will do a chilled monkey-brains burger one day.
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12.27.2009, 02:39 PM	#74
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	i had an uncle who'd eat bull testicles and tequila worms and shit for cash monies. i would probably projectile vomit on sight.
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12.27.2009, 02:43 PM	#75
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I was dating a chick I was only moderately into a few years back. It was one of those 'Eh, you're not so special but I'll hang out with you and fuck you from time to time and see where this goes' deals. This was at the point in our 'relationship' where I was pretty certain I couldn't stand being around her and I needed to find a way out fast. She had some dinner party with all of these awful (i.e. bland, devoid of personality) people that I came to. She offered me some... kind of food? I don't remember what it was, but it was very heavy in cheese and cream. I had already eaten dinner prior and was pretty fucking full. The instant I put it in my mouth it occurred to me that the food tasted like a vagina. Now, don't get me wrong, I like eating pussy. But this was one of those 'I haven't showered in three days, I'm on my period, and I just came back from a run' vaginas. Which, mind you, I've happily tolerated before, on the right person. But this was in food form and given to me by the wrong person. It was one of those deals where merely having my saliva interact with it made me want to hurl. I tried chewing it a few times and had to close my eyes, I was so vividly nauseous. I tried to be way more polite than I should have and held it in my mouth for about four minutes. Eventually I found an unpopulated corner and spit it out into a napkin. I tossed the rest of my serving in the trash, which the chick later found and called me out on. I don't remember what my bullshit excuse was. But at that point I didn't care as I barely even had interest in fucking her anymore. And she wasn't even a cool person. In retrospect I should have let things crash and burn. __________________
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12.27.2009, 03:18 PM	#76
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	sick. any food that smells like pussy is a no go, which includes all seafood. i don't eat anything that lives in water.
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