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Satan · 11.15.2009, 06:24 AM

you guys are a bunch of bitches.

Tokolosh · 11.15.2009, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

to be honest tokolosh, i don't think the amount of time you spend on the internet doesn't necessarily equate how interesting your life is. It becomes even more suspicious if you constantly feel the need to point out these things to others. No offence, but it needs pointing out.

No offence taken, but that's your misconception, not mine.

Glice, would you care to speak english please?
Your gibberish gets tiring sometimes.

Glice · 11.15.2009, 06:56 AM

Ironically, part of the point of that particular gibberish was self-deprecation for talking shite on the internet. But also I basically pre-iterated what Herr Death said.

Tokolosh · 11.15.2009, 07:03 AM

Fair enough. Thanks for elaborating in a normal manner.

knox · 11.15.2009, 11:33 AM

guys
sex is a sin
close the thread.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

You might be right though. Maybe it's time for me to leave this cesspool for good.

but toko, cesspools have their place in the world, as do dive bars, opium dens, smokey pool-halls, daytime tv, cheap vodka, and low-rent whorehouses. i say nothing wrong with making peace with the dark side-- like steppenwolf & the radio, hah hah.

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Originally Posted by knox

guys
sex is a sin
close the thread.

i was raised catholic.

we confess, then we dive right back into it.

once you give up religion you simply give up the confession step-- it's lots easier!

knox · 11.15.2009, 12:16 PM

thats right. all you have to do is confess.

not like those new born christians, who actually want to avoid sin. pffft.

jon boy · 11.15.2009, 01:13 PM

i was with a girl who liked to be dp'd. is that weird?

Satan · 11.15.2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i was with a girl who liked to be dp'd. is that weird?

no

sex is just like, whatever floats your boat. no one should ever be judged for their sexual preferences (unless they are causing harm to someone who doesn't ask for it, like pedophiles and shit like that but that's not what we're talking about.)

looking glass spectacle · 11.15.2009, 02:06 PM

perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless.

“i was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “i was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. after all, if i were a pedophile, i certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room. everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.”

amerikangod · 11.15.2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle

perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless.

“i was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “i was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. after all, if i were a pedophile, i certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room. everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.”

I'll be putting that one in my back pocket for later.

static-harmony · 11.15.2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i was with a girl who liked to be dp'd. is that weird?

No, not really.

phoenix · 11.15.2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I am really interested in sex, specifically sex that is a bit unconventional, figured people would post something interesting in this thread.

I didn't post anything because I knew what would happen in this thread. There are some people here who have real issues with other people talking about sex.

ploesj · 11.15.2009, 07:16 PM

i sometimes just want to tell someone 'whoa i had great sex last night' and then i remind myself at the very last moment of how inappropriate it would be. mind you, we're talking parents or family members here, i have no problem talking about this with my friends. especially not to the ones who study in this town and come from a faraway place so they only see their partners in the weekend and get very frustrated by friday. hehe!

atsonicpark · 11.15.2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I didn't post anything because I knew what would happen in this thread. There are some people here who have real issues with other people talking about sex.

Yeah, you're right. I should have known better than to post anything that might provoke interesting discussion on here. Stupid me. I'll blame the alcohol this time.

...I don't think anything sexual is too "weird" -- I mean, whatever gets you off, right? -- but certainly I have been freaked out by a partner before, see my first post about the girl who wanted me to punch her in the face. That just was... uhh... different, to the point where I made me feel ill. So, I guess I was curious about anyone being freaked out by a partner before. I just find human sexuality interesting in general, what provokes people to act a certain way.. you know, I guess it's impossible to say. I like a lot of abuse sexually, but who knows why? I mean, I was abused sexually and physically at a young age -- does this have something to do with it? I'm pretty well-liked in "real" life (you know, outside of the bedroom), so maybe I need that degradation in bed to balance things out or something? I dunno. I mean, who knows? I just find the topic interesting. Sue me.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

i sometimes just want to tell someone 'whoa i had great sex last night' and then i remind myself at the very last moment of how inappropriate it would be. mind you, we're talking parents or family members here, i have no problem talking about this with my friends. especially not to the ones who study in this town and come from a faraway place so they only see their partners in the weekend and get very frustrated by friday. hehe!

please remember to NEVER spill your guts on the interwebs. looks what sway got for it-- a lot of mockery & shit.

if you MUST publish (and by that i mean a real urge to share) use a pen name. fake identities for the win. NEVER let creeps into your personal live.

stay smart.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I didn't post anything because I knew what would happen in this thread. There are some people here who have real issues with other people talking about sex.

everyone has issues with everything in this board. see ATP's meth lab model for further reference (everyone different, etc).

i have issues with the puritan police AND with the oversharing/narcotics anonymous crowd. each of these groups have issues with something else, me included (often).

i really don't know what category i belong. perhaps "smug twat" would suit me, since i like to observe & criticize from afar. still, i am conservative for some and debauched for others, but who gives a shit. the point is, if you want to make your mark on the thread, stamp your views on it; if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen sorta. there's always going to be some twattery or another no matter what position you take. sometimes one is guilty of the twattery, some times it's the others, you can never tell until the end. chaos is a treacherous mistress.

Satan · 11.15.2009, 11:32 PM

i'm with atsonicpark. sex is always a really interesting subject. psychosexual stuff especially. it should be talked about openly. everyone does it. so why are so many people afraid/uncomfortable with it?

static-harmony · 11.15.2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i'm with atsonicpark. sex is always a really interesting subject. psychosexual stuff especially. it should be talked about openly. everyone does it. so why are so many people afraid/uncomfortable with it?

Because they don't wanna feel like they are weird for having these fetishes.

!@#$%! · 11.15.2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i'm with atsonicpark. sex is always a really interesting subject. psychosexual stuff especially. it should be talked about openly. everyone does it. so why are so many people afraid/uncomfortable with it?

i dont know

im not english

*chuckles* HA!

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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Fair enough. Thanks for elaborating in a normal manner. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i was with a girl who liked to be dp'd. is that weird? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless. “i was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “i was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. after all, if i were a pedophile, i certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room. everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.” __________________
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i sometimes just want to tell someone 'whoa i had great sex last night' and then i remind myself at the very last moment of how inappropriate it would be. mind you, we're talking parents or family members here, i have no problem talking about this with my friends. especially not to the ones who study in this town and come from a faraway place so they only see their partners in the weekend and get very frustrated by friday. hehe! __________________ blog flickr
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i'm with atsonicpark. sex is always a really interesting subject. psychosexual stuff especially. it should be talked about openly. everyone does it. so why are so many people afraid/uncomfortable with it?
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