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Old 08.16.2006, 05:11 PM   #61
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what about girls?

I think it depends very much on the lady in question. It's tricky, because we're in a transitional stage where 'modern' ladies prefer the handshake as it shows equal respect but at the same time there are still many people with more 'old fashioned' values. I find it best to judge each meeting seperately, although a handshake is, I find, never taken the wrong way. The safer option.
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:12 PM   #62
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next thing they will be wanting the vote as well!


pffft! fuck that, keep the women in the kitchen where they belong huh!!!?




*Please keep in mind that this is a joke, the dumbys of the forum.
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:13 PM   #63
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pffft! fuck that, keep the women in the kitchen where they belong huh!!!?




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Fucking misogynist. Worse than the darkies you are.
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:14 PM   #64
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Fucking misogynist. Worse than the darkies you are.

i don't know if you read the edited version. but it was a joke. now shush.
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:15 PM   #65
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wait. how am i worse than the darkies. and what did the darkies do wrong that i have done wronger?
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:19 PM   #66
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I think it depends very much on the lady in question. It's tricky, because we're in a transitional stage where 'modern' ladies prefer the handshake as it shows equal respect but at the same time there are still many people with more 'old fashioned' values. I find it best to judge each meeting seperately, although a handshake is, I find, never taken the wrong way. The safer option.


safer than a peck on the cheek certainly. i only get them of my mum.
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Old 08.16.2006, 05:25 PM   #67
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It obviously wasn't a joke, k-fuck.
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Old 08.16.2006, 06:09 PM   #68
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Old 08.16.2006, 07:06 PM   #69
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yeah, i don't know what women are playing at with this kiss on the cheek malarkey, do i look like a bloody frenchman?
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Old 08.17.2006, 03:33 AM   #70
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Old 08.17.2006, 03:40 AM   #71
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yeah, i don't know what women are playing at with this kiss on the cheek malarkey, do i look like a bloody frenchman?
Oh really??So why did you snog me when i met you in the toilet and you didn't even let me finish to say:''Nice to meet you''.
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Old 08.17.2006, 03:41 AM   #72
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The only thing that should be shaken is the cock.A very manly gesture indeed.
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Old 08.17.2006, 03:43 AM   #73
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Oh really??So why did you snog me when i met you in the toilet and you didn't even let me finish to say:''Nice to meet you''.
I remember you telling me about that. Didn't you say you thought it was Charles Aznevour at first?
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Old 08.17.2006, 03:44 AM   #74
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Oh really??So why did you snog me when i met you in the toilet and you didn't even let me finish to say:''Nice to meet you''.

You must spread some reputation...etc

Don't know why, but that made me laugh a lot.
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Old 08.17.2006, 04:01 AM   #75
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And a passionate snogger at that.Here's how it kinda happened:


 
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Old 08.17.2006, 04:07 AM   #76
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Old 08.17.2006, 04:09 AM   #77
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Old 08.17.2006, 04:22 AM   #78
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well it might not have happened if you hadn't spiked my drink.
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Scary article about spiked drinks.

Spiked drinks

1. A trawl of internet reports finds that spiked drinks fall into a number of categories:

(a) Sport - drinks spiked with e.g. steroids to cause an athlete to fail a drugs test

(b) Stupefaction/Date Rape - Rohypnol or Gamma-Hydroxy Butyrate (GHB) - used to sedate a victim and interfere with memory for events

(c) Other - use of hallucinogens (LSD) or stimulants (amphetamine/cocaine) to cause changes in the victim"s mood or behaviour

2. The most common drugs used to spike drinks are Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) and GHB, both of which are colourless and tasteless. Both are sedatives, and are used to induce stupor and compliance in victims for the purposes of rape and/or sexual assault. These drugs have the "advantage" of disturbing the victims memory to the extent that they frequently cannot recall events.

3. Steroids can cause violent or aggressive behaviour ("roid rage"), their use and availability among UK drug users is rare, and general use is confined to specific groups including bodybuilders or gay men. Spiking of food or drink can occur in order to cause a rival athlete to fail a drugs test.

4. The most common drug to induce bizarre behaviour or mood is LSD, which has become less common in the UK over recent years. However the drug is effective in microgram doses, although as it normally appears on blotting paper squares, spiking a drink would be difficult to conceal. Liquid LSD has been found in eye-dropper bottles. If a drink was spiked from such a source it would be undetectable.

5. Amphetamine is not commonly associated with spiking of drinks, and there are a handful of such reports. However, I was involved in a case of alleged spiking with amphetamine some years ago, leading to uncharacteristic behaviour on the part of that defendant. Amphetamine has a bitter taste which would be detectable in some drinks, although a bitter beer or lager could mask the flavour.

6. There are also reports of drinks being spiked with ecstasy, although a tablet (with e.g. chalk binder) would not be likely to dissolve fully and thus be detectable. MDMA can appear in powder form which could be used to spike a drink.

Something to think about the next time a stranger offers you a drink.
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