[HaydenAsche]

I'm a real person. I still don't give a toss.

[porkmarras]

ok doll.

[porkmarras]

Hayden,honey,do you know the story about the person who is so contrary they go on to find things and people to disagree with till there aren't anymore?

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by Norma J

Whats the answer, el'douchebag? Tell me. Oh, please enlighten me. Although, I'm under the extreme impression that it's only your way of not actually getting to any point. So you'll keep repeating yourself over and over and going on with the same nonsensical poppycock: Get a clue, get a clue!. Like a child repeating "I know you are, but what am I?". Was that the real underlying answer?

HAHA.

You described exactly what happens.

[Everyneurotic]

i think norma j just nominated australia as the first place to get blown to bits.

[atari 2600]

Although...


According to all indications, far too much of the land Down Under is as redneck and conservative as the Deep South.

[Alex's Trip]

"When you you all learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?"
-Bender Bending Rodriguez

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Hayden,honey,do you know the story about the person who is so contrary they go on to find things and people to disagree with till there aren't anymore?

No. I don't, dear. Please, tell me.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Far too much of Austrailia is as redneck and conservative as the deep south.

Here's a deep and intelligent expression of human genius.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Far too much of the land Down Under is as redneck and conservative as the Deep South.

so i could have applied my faux insult "stereotyping redneck"?

thanks man!

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

No. I don't, dear. Please, tell me.

It goes like this:
65759~~~~-
65657999+768999=
69

[HaydenAsche]

HAHA

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

It goes like this:
65759~~~~-
65657999+768999=
69

69 sounds like fun. You just need to get on the plane.

[Alex's Trip]

So what exactly are we all bitching about? I'm too busy to read this thread...

[Rob Instigator]

this thread is like watching george bush and dick cheney rimming each other after three hearty meals of beans and broccolli.

[porkmarras]

And then bomb themselves to finish the job.Sorry but that made me laugh out loud.

[Alex's Trip]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

this thread is like watching george bush and dick cheney rimming each other after three hearty meals of beans and broccolli.

Have you done this before?

[atari 2600]

If this thread is about acting as a World Leader Pretend and who the U.S. should bomb, then I have what is probably an unpopular answer. The U.S. (hopefully with U.N. or G8 approval (Which we would most probably never get)) should put exacting but fair terms and demands to every country in the Middle East. If these demands are not met, then on a certain predetermined date (and after Allied troop withdrawal, of course) complete and total bombings of every square foot should begin. The major focus would be on a "Leave Now or Die" ultimatum and the potential imminent bombing of countries with Shi'ite majorities and large Muslim radical elements in the population like Iran, Iraq and Lebanon. Bahrain, Azerbaijan, and Syria would have to prove their case unless they also wanted to be bombed. Countries that would likely be spared would include Kuwait, Dubai, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Oman and Israel.

Of course, the rest of the world would go apeshit crazy over such an aggressive foreign policy, but fuck 'em. They'll always invent an excuse to hate us anyway. Let all the ungrateful fucks suck long and hard on this: We were attacked.

After this bombing is finished, the U.S. would own the property and all the resources and companies that went there to profit would be made to be subject to strict guidelines of not abusing Human Rights.

We should then go into Africa and do the basically same thing on a far less ruthless level. In the process, the U.S. Government should also put U.S. companies out of business that exploit the unrest there. Simply freeze all their assets unless they comply with Human Rights standards in their mining operations by a certain predetermined date.

There will always continue to be unacceptable chronic problems in largely self-contained third world countries that have a vast amount of resources until the dogs are decisively separated from the bone. The tribes that occupy these states will always be fighting over the wealth of the resources and industrialized nations will always be there to interfere, to sell arms, and to urge them on so that they can, in turn, get their grubby hands on a greater share of the resources. This way, although admittedly brutal and, I'm sure, monstrously unfair in many cases, cuts straight through all the bullshit and, in the end, is simply more humane for everyone.

[atari 2600]

He's already spoiled; I fear a spanking would not help.

These people in the largely self-contained third world states of the Middle East live in a desolate region of the world that is no longer meant to sustain all the human life that it does anyway. The primary reason they are there is that they are controlled by their poverty. Corrupt governments, clerics, cheftains and their religion keep them there to use as disposable human pawns to agitate and get to defend their claims on the resources. They are considered so very disposable that young Shia children are taught that the greatest achievement one can have in life is to die for Allah as a suicide bomber. They are all taught by the example of a young jihadist kid named Saddam (not Saddam Hussein, but it is who he is named after) whose self-sacrifice turned the tide at a battle. What they need is mental health. They need to go and live somewhere where there is dew on the grass in the morning and decent living conditions.

[Cantankerous]

hayden is just a big pussy. please disregard him.