Dear america, you're embarrasing yourself - Page 5

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 02:10 PM

2100/9000/whatever. I come from a time after yr's. a time run by insurance companies and game shows.

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:10 PM

i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

mispronounce the letter 'zed'. You're fucked, basically

repeat after me: SUPERRR NOVAAA. no no no not supa nover. SUPERRR NOVAAA.

let's try OBAMA. no, good gawd, not obomber. this just isn't going to work.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.

you should always wear a helmet, retard.

i better go clean the toilet now like the bitch boy i am.

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you should always wear a helmet, retard.

i better go clean the toilet now like the bitch boy i am.

har.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 02:15 PM

^^^ the result of getting up to get a drink. I did not post that. hijackers on the loose. LET'S ROLL.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 02:16 PM

excuse: "I called me a name". is nothing sacred?

demonrail666 · 08.22.2009, 02:18 PM

i once enthralled an entire roomfull of ohioans by managing to make the words 'marry', 'mary' and 'merry' sound different from one another.

I've never ever heard an English person pronounce Obama '"obomber". O'barma maybe, (which is how I say it) but never "Obomber"

And where the fuck in the world is "Eye-Rack"?

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:22 PM

hahah i say eye rack. i'm a full on okie piece of shit though. i even say ya'll. and yeah it's not y'all... because it is ya all. it isn't uncommon to hear me say fuck all ya'll. wow, that made my eyes cross. i do not sound remotely like say... reba or toby keith (both okies too)

i listen to BBC news every day and they say obomber!

demonrail666 · 08.22.2009, 02:24 PM

yeah but the bbc aren't english, they're the bbc.

and see if you can say "mary", "marry" and "merry" without making them sound the same.

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:29 PM

well i just did a mary et al performance for the bot and the answer is no. he laughed.

demonrail666 · 08.22.2009, 02:32 PM

aluminium!

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:39 PM

i just checked the social security statement the government sends out periodically.... the bot and i have paid in $120,000 (both our amounts together) since 1986 to medicare alone. we will never see a penny of that.

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:40 PM

can you imagine if we'd invested that?

Kloriel · 08.22.2009, 02:46 PM

well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals.

but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.

girlgun · 08.22.2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals.

but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.

i heard about this guy named madoff. he's going to make me rich!

demonrail666 · 08.22.2009, 02:52 PM

there's a nigerian guy i met online who's going to deposit over a half a million into my account and I get fifteen percent. he doesn't answer his emails but he's a prince or something, so i'm assuming he's busy.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 03:02 PM

at least nigerians can speak proper english.

Kloriel · 08.22.2009, 03:08 PM

run my jawa investors! run! they are onto you! FUCK Tittylane and its fucked up shit, fucking RUN - where? I don't fucking care. Freeze your cocks off in Hoth! Get into guttastic motels!

Fuck you!

pbradley · 08.22.2009, 04:17 PM

Embarrasement is America's favorite passtime.

But even if we don't have as much money as before, we still've got the fucking nukes, man.

08.22.2009, 02:10 PM	#81
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	2100/9000/whatever. I come from a time after yr's. a time run by insurance companies and game shows.
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08.22.2009, 02:10 PM	#82
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.
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08.22.2009, 02:15 PM	#86
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ the result of getting up to get a drink. I did not post that. hijackers on the loose. LET'S ROLL.
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08.22.2009, 02:16 PM	#87
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	excuse: "I called me a name". is nothing sacred?
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08.22.2009, 02:18 PM	#88
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i once enthralled an entire roomfull of ohioans by managing to make the words 'marry', 'mary' and 'merry' sound different from one another. I've never ever heard an English person pronounce Obama '"obomber". O'barma maybe, (which is how I say it) but never "Obomber" And where the fuck in the world is "Eye-Rack"?
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08.22.2009, 02:22 PM	#89
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	hahah i say eye rack. i'm a full on okie piece of shit though. i even say ya'll. and yeah it's not y'all... because it is ya all. it isn't uncommon to hear me say fuck all ya'll. wow, that made my eyes cross. i do not sound remotely like say... reba or toby keith (both okies too) i listen to BBC news every day and they say obomber!
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08.22.2009, 02:24 PM	#90
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	yeah but the bbc aren't english, they're the bbc. and see if you can say "mary", "marry" and "merry" without making them sound the same.
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08.22.2009, 02:29 PM	#91
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	well i just did a mary et al performance for the bot and the answer is no. he laughed.
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08.22.2009, 02:32 PM	#92
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	aluminium!
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08.22.2009, 02:39 PM	#93
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i just checked the social security statement the government sends out periodically.... the bot and i have paid in $120,000 (both our amounts together) since 1986 to medicare alone. we will never see a penny of that.
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08.22.2009, 02:40 PM	#94
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	can you imagine if we'd invested that?
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08.22.2009, 02:46 PM	#95
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals. but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.
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08.22.2009, 02:52 PM	#97
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	there's a nigerian guy i met online who's going to deposit over a half a million into my account and I get fifteen percent. he doesn't answer his emails but he's a prince or something, so i'm assuming he's busy.
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08.22.2009, 03:02 PM	#98
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	at least nigerians can speak proper english.
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08.22.2009, 03:08 PM	#99
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	run my jawa investors! run! they are onto you! FUCK Tittylane and its fucked up shit, fucking RUN - where? I don't fucking care. Freeze your cocks off in Hoth! Get into guttastic motels! Fuck you!
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08.22.2009, 04:17 PM	#100
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Embarrasement is America's favorite passtime. But even if we don't have as much money as before, we still've got the fucking nukes, man.
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