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Old 08.03.2008, 05:17 PM   #81
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Old 08.03.2008, 05:20 PM   #82
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Dear Advice Dog

First of all, hello to you, you wise ol' mutt.

Just another quickie question for you:

If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket?

Yours as always,

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Old 08.03.2008, 05:21 PM   #83
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Dear Advice Dog,

Where should I stash the bodies?

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Old 08.03.2008, 05:22 PM   #84
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Dear Advice Dog

Why is there a big "Property Of Cantankerous" sticker on my sunburst Fender Jaguar?

Yours wondering how the hell that got there.

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Old 08.03.2008, 05:27 PM   #85
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Dear advice dog,
How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy?
Yours truly,
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Old 08.03.2008, 05:29 PM   #86
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dear advice dog,

play dead.


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Old 08.03.2008, 05:32 PM   #87
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Old 08.03.2008, 05:33 PM   #88
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Why does villain bird Type Like This All The Time?
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Old 08.03.2008, 05:36 PM   #89
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Old 08.03.2008, 05:47 PM   #90
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i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?

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Old 08.03.2008, 05:49 PM   #91
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You are on the path to the darkness my child! NOW, cut off your dick, and then cut it in half. cut off your hands! THEN STAPLE YOUR DICKS TO YOUR STUBS AND FLY AWAY!!!!


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Old 08.03.2008, 06:43 PM   #92
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Who is Misinformation Mutt?
Pookie. Also, I've noticed 'Wisdom Cat' and 'Villian Bird' have showed up on this board. I don't know who they truly are, but I bet they're cronies of my evil twin!

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will i ever be satisfied with my own musical creations?
The best thing about the pursuit of perfection is that you can never attain it.

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Advice Dog, the fit barmaid in my local is starting to get on my nerves with her constant beauty. Is there some easy, painless way to disfigure her so I'm not so distracted? I am trying to live a holy life.
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What do you do when you are in love with one of your best friends?
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Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough.
But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence?
I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog!
Fuck her!

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If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket?
Email, female!

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Where should I stash the bodies?

Regards,
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See page one of this thread.

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How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy?
Yours truly,
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Ewww, you're not one of those filthy lesbians are you?! You shouldn't even be asking me this. SHOWER DAILY.

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i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?

sinceriy,
dick hammering in nj
Dick Hammering can seriously damage your health/penis. Go to see your doctor immediately.
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Old 08.04.2008, 03:42 AM   #93
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Advice Dog, I'm one poor motherfucker.
What's a userfriendly site for downloading music?
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Old 08.04.2008, 03:52 AM   #94
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Old 08.07.2008, 11:13 AM   #95
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What's a userfriendly site for downloading music?

iTunes!
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Old 08.07.2008, 11:16 AM   #96
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Hi Advice Dog, good to have you back again.

I'm planning on going to New York next year, and was thinking of going around summer time. Is there any time around then where the weather is too hot and humid to tolerate? I turn into a right grumpy sod in that kind of weather, so would far prefer to go when it's a bit cooler but more bearable.

Many thanks again

Yours

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Old 08.07.2008, 12:44 PM   #97
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Old 08.07.2008, 12:46 PM   #98
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sayin'

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i recently dumped winamp though (was acting funny, the new aol-owned versions) and was considering a replacement.

suggestions?
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Old 08.07.2008, 02:30 PM   #99
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i recently dumped winamp though (was acting funny, the new aol-owned versions) and was considering a replacement.

suggestions?
do you have to be à la mode? use an older version.

there's a couple of good gpl software, most notably mozilla's songbird, the "firefox of media players", wich will eventually be very big.
it's still a very early version so it lacks some features and improvements like last.fm support, perfect ipod support and crap like that, but that should be solved with next version that just went out for rc a couple of days ago.

personally i don't use it yet, but i highly recommend it.

http://getsongbird.com/
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Old 08.07.2008, 02:43 PM   #100
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Songbird is good, but it's pretty laggy on my computer. Also, it's almost exactly like iTunes, just with plug-ins.
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