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crypto?
edit: he IS a saint |
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There's a house around the corner from me that decks their house out and actually has a turning on ceremony with fireworks and everything...It's horrible and garish but I'm going to have a look this year. And in house a few doors down they seem to write cryptic comments in their window in that spray snow stuff. Washing Machine probably knows the place I'm talking about...top of Whitchurch Road almost opposite Currys. Oops...I mean North Road....not Whitchurch. |
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I am Jewish and, therefore, have better reasons for hating christmas than everyone else. Here they are:
1) I have a tree in my house for no apparent reason 2) I have to buy people presents even though it's none of their birthdays 3) I am forced to listen to people singing celebration for that cunt being born who nicked all my people 4) Jews aren't allowed into churches unless invited - we are very like vampires in that respect Only joking, I love Christmas! I am Jewish and angry, but who can remain frowning when Wizzard are on? |
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I like presents,therefore i like christmas.Whatever is being celebrated is fine for as long as i get a present.
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i hate christmas time movies.
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Jon Boy hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. |
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You'll probably find that an awful lot of atheists celebrate Christmas as well. Although I'll grant you that they aren't worried either way about the whole Seventh gate of Jerusalem malarky. We're having a Muslim over for Christmas this year. Her family don't celebrate Christmas, for obvious reasons, but she does like to get presents and endeavour to be fat.
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fuck christmas.
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holy ass! is it true? what do they do, check for circumcisions at the door?? the worst part of this is that, if this is a joke, it actually rings true. damn! |
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half of me's not allowed in?
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What Do Jews Do on Christmas? |
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Common misconception of Christianity that one. Moreso for non-Christians (obviously). There have been times when the Goyem (ha. You see my little joke there?) weren't allowed in Churches, but generally speaking Christianity is an evangelical religion, ie, love thy neighbour and don't turn people away from what 'they' (as a religion) consider to be 'the true God'. Although it depends on where you are. The Church says that it doesn't turn anyone away, but (more often Catholic) comminities have a terrible habit of turning away non-Christians as well as divorced Christians or Christians who've had abortions.
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Get more presents than the Christians.
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and i'm not even kidding.
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shit, i went to catholic school & my friend had to claim his dad was dead so he could register. confucius (ha) didn't specify which "church" though, i figure in small russian & polish villages this antisemitic crap might be the rule. but trust me, a lot of fucktarded christians still think of jews as "murderers of christ". i shit you not. |
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I know. My most recent ex- was Jewish, and I was astonished at how some of the Catholics I know were... reserved about her. Coming from a retarded rural backwash has often annoyed me, but I didn't realise that anti-semitism was another of the local 'foibles' (along with pathological racism and a general dislike of anything other than white British)
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Play with their Dreidels while watching bar-mitzvah videos. |
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oh man... oh man...
though i was brought up catholic, most of my girlfriends have been jewish, for some reason. of course i declared my atheism at age... 12? anyway, is it the common guilt, perhaps, that bonded us? ha ha. but seriously. i never had problems with other people, because i usually stay clear of religious cockbags. about favorite jewish christmas activities i've taken part in: CHINESE RESTAURANT |
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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
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