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Old 06.13.2012, 03:18 PM   #81
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I would like to make the sex to !@#$%%%!.

His attempts to explain-away our sorted rendezvous with plaintive cries of "never having done this before" prove false as he takes joyous leisure in his skillful administrations toward my lovemissile.

We part at 3am; he, asleep on a cowskin rug depicting a southwestern motiff, and I, stealing-away into the warm New Mexican night, satiated yet never willing to forget our time together on Ballbreak Montaňa.

I leave $2.75 in change on the nightstand as a way of saying "thank you".
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Old 06.13.2012, 03:53 PM   #82
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I would like to make the sex to !@#$%%%!.

in your dreams, skeletor
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Old 06.13.2012, 05:05 PM   #83
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^^^I laughed.
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Old 06.13.2012, 08:07 PM   #84
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in your dreams, skeletor
By the power of gayskull, I've never been called that name before, She-Ra.
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Old 06.14.2012, 05:46 AM   #85
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I always wanted to be her when I was a kid:

 


I still do.
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Old 06.14.2012, 06:08 AM   #86
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I'd love to stick a finger in his butt too.
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Old 06.14.2012, 06:48 AM   #87
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Slavo's butt <3
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Old 06.14.2012, 06:52 AM   #88
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Now you've gone too too far.

That's disgusting.
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Old 06.18.2012, 08:38 PM   #89
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I would fuck most of you. i would fuck yr souls.
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Old 06.18.2012, 08:54 PM   #90
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What if we have no soul? What if we're all machine?

I'd machine-fuck you.
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Old 06.18.2012, 08:55 PM   #91
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what the fuck
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Old 06.18.2012, 08:58 PM   #92
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Shut up and fuck, now.
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Old 06.18.2012, 08:58 PM   #93
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w/robot parts.
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Old 06.18.2012, 09:03 PM   #94
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Or whatever's handy.
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Old 06.18.2012, 09:09 PM   #95
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I like to think both of you are right next to each other...posting...on a message board.
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Old 06.18.2012, 09:24 PM   #96
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we were. Then floating farted and left the room.
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Old 06.18.2012, 09:24 PM   #97
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and came back with animal crackers.
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Old 06.20.2012, 10:35 AM   #98
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The cat animal crackers have udders/breasts. It's kind of sick.
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Old 06.20.2012, 11:04 AM   #99
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It's fur.

That doesn't stop me from nibbling them off first.
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Old 06.20.2012, 11:08 AM   #100
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my cat keeps farting. and theyre stinky.
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