[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

did i see in a thread a spider on a mans face?
(at a party i was, a guy was wearing a oneeyed patch with a spider).

jon, when are you getting the tattoos?

it wont be for a few months yet. no doubt the pain will be intense, so something to look forward to then.

[jon boy]

oh really. hhmmm that makes me less confident. i hear that if its on a bone its worse so will avoid having any done near them. i am an undersea like creature anyway, kinda spineless.

[sonicl]

To minimise pain, I guess it needs to be somewhere that has less nerve endings. Not that I know where that might be.

[jon boy]

not my dick then.

[sonicl]

My mate Dave went on holiday to the Caribbean on his honeymoon a couple of years ago. Before he went he decided it would be a nice surprise for his new wife Wendy if he had her name tattoed on his dick. It was bloody painful, but he thought it was worth it for the look of surprise on her face the first time she went down on him.

Anyway, when they arrived at the airport after the flight, there were a few delays waiting for their luggage to arrive. Dave went to the toilet while they were waiting, and found himself standing next to a large West Indian gentleman at the urinals. Don't ask me why, but while he was peeing he took a look at the guy's dick, and on it he saw tattooed "WENDY". "Hey", he said to the guy, "my wife's name is Wendy too!". The guy looked at Dave a bit strange, and asked him what he was talking about. Dave pointed at his dick, and then at the guy's, and said "I had my wife's name tattooed on my dick too!". "Oh," said the West Indian, "my tattoo... That doesn't say Wendy. It says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".

[pbradley]

Hahaha.