[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

...depends on the situation and what kind of drugs you're talking about. just don't get so wasted that you lose all coordination and make sure you both are around the same level of fucked up (i.e. don't get all sloppy if she's gonna be sober...) also some shit makes your prick inoperable even if mentally you're all revved up and ready to go...

haha thanks for the advice even though it is a bit late :P

and as for the "why bother with hash browns" well where i live there is only 1 maccas and i was going to work with my friend that morning and she suggested we get some breakfast and with maccas just being around the corner we figured why not........ i dont think i should have to avoid going to maccas because a girl is obsessed with me

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

haha thanks for the advice even though it is a bit late :P

and as for the "why bother with hash browns" well where i live there is only 1 maccas and i was going to work with my friend that morning and she suggested we get some breakfast and with maccas just being around the corner we figured why not........ i dont think i should have to avoid going to maccas because a girl is obsessed with me

...sorry, only read the first and last page... didn't see the date...

[ALIEN ANAL]

my stalker is on facebook msging me
telling me she sees the devil in my mothers face

[ALIEN ANAL]

Christine
oi why dnt u wanna talk 2 me am i scary or sumthing
10:54pmChristine
fiiiiiiiine i get the picture dnt talk 2. seeeya God bless.. dnt send jo in shes scary hey no joke im scared of her more than don
11:04pmChristine
i saw the devil in jos face
11:06pmChristine
i dunno why i jus did it was a sigh n from the lord
11:07pmChristine
sorry i no this sounds mean..but thats my intention

[floatingslowly]

I had a girlfriend who once said I was the anti-christ.

it's nothing to be too worried about (unless she begins to hear satan's voice when yr dog speaks).

[ALIEN ANAL]

its been going on since 2006

[pbradley]

My first girlfriend told me I was a test from God of her faith.

She also once thought Bill Clinton was the anti-christ.

And now she is moving to Berkeley and, therefore, will want to see me. Nnngh.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Christine
oh the second i saw u in the jesus pic i knew that the lord had been paving a path 4 me way b4 i made friends with u n all that happended was 4 a reason
11:20pmChristine
iam not mad but grateful in lords grasous will..

[pbradley]

Amen?


Also I read gasous will.

[ALIEN ANAL]

thing is i dont provoke it

[pbradley]

Ask her if she has lustful thoughts about you.

[ALIEN ANAL]

my plan is to never communicate with her
just let her forever do the talking
see how long it lasts

its a good conversation starter

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

my plan is to never communicate with her

so you just get these without ANY solicitation? I notice in the cut/paste it's all her talking.

normally, I'd laugh, but yr right, it's spooky.

Originally Posted by pbradley

My first girlfriend told me I was a test from God of her faith.

*hi5*

by any chance, was her name Andrea?

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so you just get these without ANY solicitation? I notice in the cut/paste it's all her talking.

normally, I'd laugh, but yr right, it's spooky.




*hi5*

by any chance, was her name Andrea?

yeh man its all her

i dont edit my side of it out, i just sit there and recieve the msgs

she has also gone to my friends and is writing them big long paranoid e-mails

This is an e-mail she sent to a friend of mine that i use to hang with in my old town

"U HAVE GOT 2 BE THE BIGGEST IDOT IN KALGOORLIE, WATS WITH U THINKIN U LIVE IN NEWCASTLE!!! C TOLD YA THERES SOMETHING NOT GOOD ABOUT U (JOKE!! CALM DOWN)

SANAAAKE =)

here ill even send ya friend request coz i so badly want 2 fit in with ur sooooooo extra cool circle of

LAME FRIENDS!!!!!!!!


nah ur a funny chick aye.. u always ask me questions u already know like "does hotcakes come in meal??????, is that a scapula ur wearing,can i buy a diff drink with my meal since i dnt want a coke " n then straight after u correct its like dnt play dumb.. aye

C im not as dumb as boring asshole daniel makes me out to be, am i????

i was just being dumb coz i used 2 like him ages ago back in school days, by the way thats how i know him, but dnt really give a shit bout wat the n his no brainer family say bout me its like leave me alone ive done bette than u n will do better u so fuck off. gaaasssppp well at least im straight out man, plus im not intrested in him anyway dnt even care if u dnt believe me. well im blabblering on way too much bout dumb shit aye oi ive always wondered aye were do work or r u like 2 rich 2 work n wats someone like u given scruny ass daniel the time of day its like lets his not the funnest of blokes, thats why i thought uz were related coz its like ppl like u just frown at those type of no good losers but not u aye straaaange, well sorry 4 insalting ya ill prob cya round u always like folling around like a wiredo on ur bike ur a freak hey"

[ploesj]

wow. that's weird.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i just sit there and recieve the msgs

now, I'm all for the occasional "LOL WUT", but is she 12? maybe I'm just so old that I didn't realize that EVRY1 tlks liek that.

DEER JEEZUZ,

U nede 2 scool yr FLAWK 2 speek mor beter.

[davenotdead]

dude just block her or something

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

*hi5*

by any chance, was her name Andrea?

Don't get the reference, but she's a weird art/drama daughter of a schizophrenic. Half Latina and half German. Totally hot.

But cock-blocked by the lamb of God.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

dude just block her or something

dave..dont be boring


no she isnt 12 she is 21

she has walked up to my brother and said to him that he should be her friend

i do think she has some mental issues

[!@#$%!]

so is it only loons who want you or regular chicks too?