[gmku]

I thought she was great!

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sweet ole' cankersores had reported getting pregnant

some people here (porks, nik, etc) claimed that it was bullshit--that she had stuffed a pillow under her shirt or something--

but that was just a metaphor-- there was no pillow or picture or anything, just the claim that it was a fake story

they kept demanding "proof" or something-- she got pissed off and left the board for good

me, i didn't know or care to see any proof-- i don't come here for "real" people, only for their internet personas. because what else is there? words on a screen. we can't really know. and yes her internet persona was all over the top but i liked her.

if "satan" (her username at the time) was pregnant, then she was pregnant, regardless of the actual state or condition of the person typing the words, who could have been anyone anywhere.

and this is why we can't have nice things.

[gmku]

Well... not really. She said a lot about them but I caught her in a lot of gross misinformation or misunderstanding, but the kind that a younger person who hadn't grown up with them might have. She claimed for certain that a lot of the intricate, virtuoso guitar solos on Sticky Fingers and Exile belonged to Keith Richards. Just not so, as any source, including liner notes, will tell you. It was all junky Keith could do to keep up straight rhythm guitar much less the jazzy noodling that Mick Taylor was providing. The Stones hired Taylor, in fact, to provide those tasty solos.

When I tried to correct her, she wanted to hear none of it.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

she knew so much about the rolling stones at times i thought she was some 70s lady posting pictures of her daughter ha ha ha

best wishes to her wherever she might be

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by gmku

Well... not really. She said a lot about them but I caught her in a lot of gross misinformation or misunderstanding, but the kind that a younger person who hadn't grown up with them might have. She claimed for certain that a lot of the intricate, virtuoso guitar solos on Sticky Fingers and Exile belonged to Keith Richards. Just not so, as any source, including liner notes, will tell you. It was all junky Keith could do to keep up straight rhythm guitar much less the jazzy noodling that Mick Taylor was providing. The Stones hired Taylor, in fact, to provide those tasty solos.

When I tried to correct her, she wanted to hear none of it.

ha ha ha-- i didn't know that-- but that sounds just like her!

i found her bullshit & bravado highly entertaining

[gmku]

I did, too. Amusing, and sweet, in her own way.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by gmku

and sweet, in her own way.

yes! very much so.

ANYWAY

the forum is on its lung leg

 

[gmku]

Ha ha. Perfect.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yes! very much so.

ANYWAY

the forum is on its lung leg

 

[Toilet & Bowels]

Yeah, but it got kind of lame when it was just a bunch obvious lies and not in the I'm-pulling-your-leg kind way but in the please-like-me-and-think-I'm-cool way.

[schizophrenicroom]

damn, i missed pillowgate. congrats to her though.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sweet ole' cankersores had reported getting pregnant

some people here (porks, nik, etc) claimed that it was bullshit--that she had stuffed a pillow under her shirt or something--

but that was just a metaphor-- there was no pillow or picture or anything, just the claim that it was a fake story

they kept demanding "proof" or something-- she got pissed off and left the board for good

me, i didn't know or care to see any proof-- i don't come here for "real" people, only for their internet personas. because what else is there? words on a screen. we can't really know. and yes her internet persona was all over the top but i liked her.

if "satan" (her username at the time) was pregnant, then she was pregnant, regardless of the actual state or condition of the person typing the words, who could have been anyone anywhere.

and this is why we can't have nice things.

Sorry to correct you but I have never challenged Saturnine about her pregnancy as far as I remember. I was convinced, and I still am, that she wasn't pregnant, but I never voiced my opinion to her in public or in private. If anything, realising what was going on made me more concerned about her mental health because of a long, verifiable history of made up stories she broadcasted on this forum while she still posted. Somehow I liked her a lot anyway and I still do. It's probably a good thing she's not here anymore.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by evollove

suchfreinds gets shot by LAPD.

lulz I died. I never wish this on ANYONE....but wow.

[Keeping It Gimple]

actually, the whole pillowgate thing went down slightly different than symbol says. but you know what, im not going to get into it other than to say it boiled down to some jokes that i made in response to trolling by satan. her response was to get angry then leave. quite possibly she is better off for me doing that. maybe not. i dont know. let the past be forgotten.

i didnt mean to annoy her that much or push her off the board. i dont actually give a shit about any of this.

not my finest moment, but then again my whole back catalogue is a wild oscillation between avant cyber bullying, genuine psychotic breaks and madcap comedy capers.

im not going to condemn anyone for simulating, if we abandoned our pretenses to self and truth all together we'd all be a lot happier imo. some people get dogs as practice ffs. whatever.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple

my whole back catalogue is a wild oscillation between avant cyber bullying, genuine psychotic breaks and madcap comedy capers.

I love me a pompous internet warrior. I'm going to tattoo this on my chest. This is a comedy capers moment, isn't it?

[Keeping It Gimple]

tattoo my anus onto your back and stub out cigarettes into the hole

[Genteel Death]

How far up you own arse I have to travel before I find the hole.

[schizophrenicroom]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple

not my finest moment, but then again my whole back catalogue is a wild oscillation between avant cyber bullying, genuine psychotic breaks and madcap comedy capers.

this is the most poetic thing i've ever read on the internet

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Sorry to correct you but I have never challenged Saturnine about her pregnancy as far as I remember. I was convinced, and I still am, that she wasn't pregnant, but I never voiced my opinion to her in public or in private. If anything, realising what was going on made me more concerned about her mental health because of a long, verifiable history of made up stories she broadcasted on this forum while she still posted. Somehow I liked her a lot anyway and I still do. It's probably a good thing she's not here anymore.

no need to apologize-- i just remember her fighting nik and you and others during her last days here. but i'm not even going to claim that this memory is in any way accurate. i sort-of-summarized because, shit, i'm not going to go and do some archeological dig of old posts (i might for other things but not for this).

as for the mental health issues i believe she herself declared to have been diagnosed as bipolar. if true, that was probably consistent with her presence here. i have several bipolar friends and they're all different but at some point everyone gets very "intense". i don't mind that.

i really don't know about any made up stories though. i'm not challenging this one way or another, just proclaiming my cluelessness. which is, actually... irrelevant. well there's a waste of a paragraph.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple

actually

yeah, i sort of summarized/generalized. and yeah i read your old posts and i don't recognize them from who you appear to be today. so i'm glad you made it out of that. it's not the same person at all. now don't let me get all heraclitean.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i really don't know about any made up stories though. i'm not challenging this one way or another, just proclaiming my cluelessness. which is, actually... irrelevant. well there's a waste of a paragraph.

I understand and I don't want to divulge further. I loved her presence on the forum. RIP Saturnine.

[Genteel Death]

One poster I'd really love to find out how she's doing is Laila. Top ten poster for me.

[h8kurdt]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

One poster I'd really love to find out how she's doing is Laila. Top ten poster for me.

All I really remember of her were two threads she did. One of them was asking whether Robin Hood was real, to which she got slaughtered for. The other one was her rambling about how great showers were. That last one was just bizarre of her.