Heaviest band ever - Page 5

Savage Clone · 07.23.2012, 04:11 PM

Those guys collectively still do not equal one Pig Champion.

Genteel Death · 07.23.2012, 04:35 PM

I reckon the last one on the right should be fired for not being 4 REAL enough.

Savage Clone · 07.23.2012, 04:36 PM

Yeah, he's more just sort of "not in shape" than bearish.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 07.23.2012, 04:37 PM

A group of bears is a sloth, not a band.

Keeping It Simple · 07.24.2012, 07:22 AM

In my humble opinion, Thee Hypnotics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNJkvFK4DSw

demonrail666 · 07.24.2012, 03:10 PM

The one furthest to the right looks like he's got a puncture

demonrail666 · 07.24.2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

In my humble opinion, Thee Hypnotics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNJkvFK4DSw

Shameless namedrop but I once played bass with the drummer from Thee Hypnotics and my speaker cabinet literally caught fire midway through. Not just melting down. Actual flames. Absolutely true story.

Keeping It Simple · 07.25.2012, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Shameless namedrop but I once played bass with the drummer from Thee Hypnotics and my speaker cabinet literally caught fire midway through. Not just melting down. Actual flames. Absolutely true story.

Sounds pure rock 'n' roll.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 07.25.2012, 10:33 AM

jon boy · 07.27.2012, 01:44 PM

the rita
dried up corpse
sewer election
merzbow
scum
werewolf jerusalem
whitehouse
macronympha
prurient
armenia
taskmaster
rusalka
smell and quim
flatgrey
blue sabbath black cheer
daniel mensche
ovmn
mauthausen orchestra
kraaak
survival unit
con-dom
the grey wolves
grunt
torturing nurse
incapacitants
wolf eyes
genocide organ
new blockaders
nihilist assault group
haters

*list is not complete.

LimitlessLovingCasper · 08.30.2012, 07:18 AM

hirsute_biped · 08.30.2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett Robinson

are we talking combined body weight of band members or amount of low-end distortion?

While perhaps not the heaviest, surely Tad put in a good showing on both counts. Also I attended one of the Power of the Riff Fests (forget which year), the wife and I were eating on a picnic bench between bands, and a truely massive metaller sat down and was being interviewed by some metal press guys, bench nearly toppled, food nearly spilled all over ourselves, I was afraid my leg was going to get pinned between the bench and the pavement. Not sure who that was, but he might win this contest.

Genteel Death · 08.31.2012, 01:04 AM

Jon Boy

Diesel · 08.31.2012, 08:42 AM

Piss page are pretty heavy.... and so are tanker sand...pouring from the last remnants of an overturned tanker containing the last remains of fuel for civilisation.

Yes thats right, Mad Max 2!!

Holler?

LimitlessLovingCasper · 08.31.2012, 09:10 AM

Toilet & Bowels · 08.31.2012, 01:48 PM

Is that blunderbuss on the left?

Genteel Death · 09.01.2012, 05:26 AM

I don't know why when I think of blunderbuss' smiling face I get the feeling someone is approaching me from behind my back with an axe in their hands.

Severian · 09.03.2012, 10:43 AM

Earth, the Melvins, Electric Wizard for one kind of heavy.
Godspeed, Mogwai for emotional? Heavy
Unwound, Slint, Big Black for that lovely eardrum scraping heavy that scares you a little.
Dinosaur jr for indie heavy.

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