the board needs DRAMA - Page 5

ALIEN ANAL · 09.12.2007, 07:39 AM

well we have a really odd friendship/relationship
and she is sorta seeing someone else at the moment, jsut seeing though, not actually dating

she is like a cute not so sex icon version of betty boop

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

So fucking what? Do you want a medal for that shitty thread?

I just repped all over this thread.

does anyone have some tissue?

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

edit- sorry, i dont have any..

it's ok.

I don't think that I'm contagious.

I'll just use my sleeve.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 08:50 AM

what is it about yr office that messes up yr hair??

don't be sad, I repped you too.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 08:58 AM

sad girls are the chink in my emo_armor.

hope you start having a better day / night.

Savage Clone · 09.12.2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

sad girls are the chink in my emo_armor.

Racist.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Racist.

I wondered who would be the first to reply with that.

kudos.

I'd attempt to come up with a snappy retort, but I just had a traumatising experience.

my father-in-law made me take my pants off.

"sorry, we aren't THAT close", I said; but he insisted. he's a hard man to argue with, so I did what I was told.

true story.

Inhuman · 09.12.2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

sad girls are the chink in my emo_armor.

poser.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 09:48 AM

that may be the very first time I've been called that!

I can't even argue it. I'm not really an evil robot (hellbent on yr destruction) and sad girls prevent me from keeping the act up.

I'm a sucker for chivalry.

davenotdead · 09.12.2007, 10:51 AM

i too enjoy cheering sad girls up....as long as they are naked during their period of sadness

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 11:43 AM

now that I've been exposed as a fraud, I need a new schtick.

my choices are:

Fearless Vampire Killer
Enraged Mutant Scientist
Vengeful Poltergeist
Schizophrenic Kung Fu Sensei
Real_Life_Canadian

any suggestions?

I'm really at a loss here, the brown recluse venom coursing through my veins is preventing me from making a solid decision.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 11:49 AM

I don't know about you, but Real_Life_Canadians scare the bejeezus out of me.

one look into their glassy eyes can cause FATAL paralysis.

surely you know this! the greeks practically invented the method.

sonicl · 09.12.2007, 11:56 AM

I don't understand.

floatingslowly · 09.12.2007, 12:00 PM

would you like some pie, sir?

!@#$%! · 09.12.2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

I dreamt of you last night. Every single one of you. You crawled naked across ten thousand miles to be with me. Your sweat ran in rivers down your body and dripped onto mine. Your clammy flesh repulsed me, and yet somehow turned me on. The feel of your skin against mine was electric. We all rolled passionately together on the floor, a seething mass of bodies, alternately groaning and screaming in ecstacy. The night was wild. The moment was short, but will live within me forever.

that's not drama, that's fucking horror. i'm going to step out & vomit now--

schizophrenicroom · 09.12.2007, 04:34 PM

i am jesus.

drama.

Danny Himself · 09.12.2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

i am jesus.

drama.

You can't do this to me!

Kloriel · 09.12.2007, 05:05 PM

i'm not much of a salesman, but i'll give drama a shot

and to love: a god
and to fear: a flame
and to burn a crowd that has a name
and to right or wrong
and to meek or strong
it is known, just scream it from the wall

I've willed, I've walked, I've read
I've talked, I know, I know,
I've been here before

hey, now we won't be raped
hey, now we won't be scarred like that

it's the sun that burns
it's the wheel that turns
it's the way we sing that makes 'em dream
and to Christ: a cross
and to me: a chair
I will sit and earn the ransom from up here

SynthethicalY · 09.12.2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

You can't do this to me!

Shush Virgin Mary.

!@#$%! · 09.12.2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Shush Virgin Mary.

it's spelled sushi

09.12.2007, 07:39 AM	#81
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	well we have a really odd friendship/relationship and she is sorta seeing someone else at the moment, jsut seeing though, not actually dating she is like a cute not so sex icon version of betty boop __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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09.12.2007, 08:50 AM	#84
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	what is it about yr office that messes up yr hair?? don't be sad, I repped you too.
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09.12.2007, 08:58 AM	#85
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	sad girls are the chink in my emo_armor. hope you start having a better day / night.
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09.12.2007, 09:48 AM	#89
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that may be the very first time I've been called that! I can't even argue it. I'm not really an evil robot (hellbent on yr destruction) and sad girls prevent me from keeping the act up. I'm a sucker for chivalry.
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09.12.2007, 10:51 AM	#90
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i too enjoy cheering sad girls up....as long as they are naked during their period of sadness __________________
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09.12.2007, 11:43 AM	#91
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	now that I've been exposed as a fraud, I need a new schtick. my choices are: Fearless Vampire Killer Enraged Mutant Scientist Vengeful Poltergeist Schizophrenic Kung Fu Sensei Real_Life_Canadian any suggestions? I'm really at a loss here, the brown recluse venom coursing through my veins is preventing me from making a solid decision.
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09.12.2007, 11:49 AM	#92
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I don't know about you, but Real_Life_Canadians scare the bejeezus out of me. one look into their glassy eyes can cause FATAL paralysis. surely you know this! the greeks practically invented the method.
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09.12.2007, 11:56 AM	#93
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I don't understand.
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09.12.2007, 12:00 PM	#94
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	would you like some pie, sir?
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09.12.2007, 04:34 PM	#96
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i am jesus. drama. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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09.12.2007, 05:05 PM	#98
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i'm not much of a salesman, but i'll give drama a shot and to love: a god and to fear: a flame and to burn a crowd that has a name and to right or wrong and to meek or strong it is known, just scream it from the wall I've willed, I've walked, I've read I've talked, I know, I know, I've been here before hey, now we won't be raped hey, now we won't be scarred like that it's the sun that burns it's the wheel that turns it's the way we sing that makes 'em dream and to Christ: a cross and to me: a chair I will sit and earn the ransom from up here
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