I'm bored with Metal now. Let's talk about sex instead - Page 5

MellySingsDoom · 06.29.2008, 05:32 AM

"Hey demon, you fancy running naked in the rain now?"
"Not now love, can't you see I'm being given a BJ? You can put the kettle on though - I'll have a tea, white, two sugars."

Toilet & Bowels · 06.29.2008, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

^ Tom, I don't know how this is possible. Seriously.

This thread has made me feel pity for so many of you sonic boys. You are missing out on SO much.

i like blowjobs but i just find them too slow to be anything more that foreplay

lechaoscestmoi · 06.29.2008, 06:28 AM

turning 17 in a couple of weeks, haven't had yet.

pbradley · 06.29.2008, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi

turning 17 in a couple of weeks, haven't had yet.

don't care, develop a personality

batreleaser · 06.29.2008, 07:31 AM

i havnt had sex since may when i met up with an ex girlfriend and fucked blind. but, my parents through my brother a graduation party at our house, and all thse kinky prep school girls were over. i totally scumbagged it out. took one in the laundry room, ate her pussy, and got a wonderful blowjob, she had nice technique. nice girl. pretty havard was her name. then her pussy ex boyfriend started crying to her (literally, crying) and cock blocked me. so, i goit ditched. at the end of the night, i was piss drunk, and almost gave up, then this sluttastic girl (not attractive at all, way to williung to please, you know the type) just drags me into my bedrrom, takes off her top, and i get anpther blowjob. i put on the rubber, and thats when she tops, "i just met you, im not gonna sleeo with you" blah blah. i told her to get out of my bed and join the party so i could sleep, and she refused. i was like jesus chruist. i ended up having to sleep on the couch. and since then, no blow jobs, no sex, no nothing. this is the longest ive gone without vagincal intercourse since i lost my virginity when i was 16. im jackin off once or twice daily, pathetic.

atsonicpark · 06.29.2008, 07:35 AM

i like to 69.....

PAULYBEE2656 · 06.29.2008, 08:27 AM

sex is for dicks and pussies!!!!!

06.29.2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

i like to 69.....

Yeah, 69's are great.

06.29.2008, 08:31 AM

I don't like it when someone uses a cock ring.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.29.2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I don't like it when someone uses a cock ring.

those things look hideous, i'd never use one

Toilet & Bowels · 06.29.2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

^ Tom, I don't know how this is possible. Seriously.

This thread has made me feel pity for so many of you sonic boys. You are missing out on SO much.

also, it doesn't bother me really, i think it tends to bother girls more because they think i must not be that turned on or whatever.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.29.2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

don't care, develop a personality

why so bitter and aggressive lately?

PAULYBEE2656 · 06.29.2008, 09:05 AM

06.29.2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

those things look hideous, i'd never use one

They make someone's cock look deformed. I also don't like the idea of foreign objects being present during sex. I'm pretty vanilla like that.

MellySingsDoom · 06.29.2008, 01:39 PM

Things like fisting, double anal penetration etc do nothing for me at all. I've seen this stuff on porn, and it either amuses or bores me.

06.29.2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Things like fisting, double anal penetration etc do nothing for me at all. I've seen this stuff on porn, and it either amuses or bores me.

What's double anal penetration? Is it like being spit-roasted?

Toilet & Bowels · 06.29.2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

What's double anal penetration? Is it like being spit-roasted?

two cocks in one hole. there's also double vaginal.

06.29.2008, 01:50 PM

That sounds really painful.

MellySingsDoom · 06.29.2008, 01:55 PM

There's double fisting porn vids around, but don't want to see those at all. Just imagining the goings-on is enough.

06.29.2008, 01:57 PM

I like the idea of punch-fucking. The reality of it I don't want to know.

06.29.2008, 05:32 AM	#81
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Hey demon, you fancy running naked in the rain now?" "Not now love, can't you see I'm being given a BJ? You can put the kettle on though - I'll have a tea, white, two sugars." __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.29.2008, 06:28 AM	#83
lechaoscestmoi the destroyed room Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 589	turning 17 in a couple of weeks, haven't had yet.
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06.29.2008, 07:31 AM	#85
batreleaser invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York, NY Posts: 5,155	i havnt had sex since may when i met up with an ex girlfriend and fucked blind. but, my parents through my brother a graduation party at our house, and all thse kinky prep school girls were over. i totally scumbagged it out. took one in the laundry room, ate her pussy, and got a wonderful blowjob, she had nice technique. nice girl. pretty havard was her name. then her pussy ex boyfriend started crying to her (literally, crying) and cock blocked me. so, i goit ditched. at the end of the night, i was piss drunk, and almost gave up, then this sluttastic girl (not attractive at all, way to williung to please, you know the type) just drags me into my bedrrom, takes off her top, and i get anpther blowjob. i put on the rubber, and thats when she tops, "i just met you, im not gonna sleeo with you" blah blah. i told her to get out of my bed and join the party so i could sleep, and she refused. i was like jesus chruist. i ended up having to sleep on the couch. and since then, no blow jobs, no sex, no nothing. this is the longest ive gone without vagincal intercourse since i lost my virginity when i was 16. im jackin off once or twice daily, pathetic. __________________ listen to pink reason
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06.29.2008, 07:35 AM	#86
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	i like to 69..... __________________
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	sex is for dicks and pussies!!!!! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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06.29.2008, 08:31 AM	#89
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I don't like it when someone uses a cock ring.
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06.29.2008, 01:39 PM	#95
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Things like fisting, double anal penetration etc do nothing for me at all. I've seen this stuff on porn, and it either amuses or bores me. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.29.2008, 01:50 PM	#98
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	That sounds really painful.
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06.29.2008, 01:55 PM	#99
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	There's double fisting porn vids around, but don't want to see those at all. Just imagining the goings-on is enough. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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06.29.2008, 01:57 PM	#100
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I like the idea of punch-fucking. The reality of it I don't want to know.
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