Advice Dog's Advice Thread - Page 5

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advice Dog

You will never let them put you in there.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!

advice dog knows all

MellySingsDoom · 08.03.2008, 05:20 PM

Dear Advice Dog

First of all, hello to you, you wise ol' mutt.

Just another quickie question for you:

If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket?

Yours as always,

Melly

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:21 PM

Dear Advice Dog,

Where should I stash the bodies?

Regards,
C.

MellySingsDoom · 08.03.2008, 05:22 PM

Dear Advice Dog

Why is there a big "Property Of Cantankerous" sticker on my sunburst Fender Jaguar?

Yours wondering how the hell that got there.

MellySingsDoom

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:27 PM

Dear advice dog,
How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy?
Yours truly,
terriblecanyons

Cantankerous · 08.03.2008, 05:29 PM

dear advice dog,

play dead.

regards,
c.

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:32 PM

I Will Shit On You Advice Dog! You Know It To Be True! Join Me And Together, I Will Shit In Your Mouth! Just Like You Love It!

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2008, 05:33 PM

Dear advice dog,
Why does villain bird Type Like This All The Time?
Sincerely,
tc

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:36 PM

Because I....Because I Am Villain Bird!

Can you scratch my neck Please? Pretty one. Call me Pretty Bird. Oh yea...

deflinus · 08.03.2008, 05:47 PM

i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?

sinceriy,
dick hammering in nj

Villain Bird · 08.03.2008, 05:49 PM

You are on the path to the darkness my child! NOW, cut off your dick, and then cut it in half. cut off your hands! THEN STAPLE YOUR DICKS TO YOUR STUBS AND FLY AWAY!!!!

FLY AWAY!!!!

08.03.2008, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

Advice Dog,

Who is Misinformation Mutt?

Pookie. Also, I've noticed 'Wisdom Cat' and 'Villian Bird' have showed up on this board. I don't know who they truly are, but I bet they're cronies of my evil twin!

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

Dear Advice Dog,

will i ever be satisfied with my own musical creations?

The best thing about the pursuit of perfection is that you can never attain it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Advice Dog, the fit barmaid in my local is starting to get on my nerves with her constant beauty. Is there some easy, painless way to disfigure her so I'm not so distracted? I am trying to live a holy life.

Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan

Dear advice dog,
What do you do when you are in love with one of your best friends?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mostly Harmless

Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough.
But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence?
I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog!

Fuck her!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Have you ever been in a dog fight?

Advice Dog is a pacifist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket?

Email, female!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Dear Advice Dog,

Where should I stash the bodies?

Regards,
C.

See page one of this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Dear advice dog,
How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy?
Yours truly,
terriblecanyons

Ewww, you're not one of those filthy lesbians are you?! You shouldn't even be asking me this. SHOWER DAILY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?

sinceriy,
dick hammering in nj

Dick Hammering can seriously damage your health/penis. Go to see your doctor immediately.

Mostly Harmless · 08.04.2008, 03:42 AM

Advice Dog, I'm one poor motherfucker.
What's a userfriendly site for downloading music?

MellySingsDoom · 08.04.2008, 03:52 AM

Thanks again, Advice Dog. You be the best!

08.07.2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mostly Harmless

Advice Dog, I'm one poor motherfucker.
What's a userfriendly site for downloading music?

iTunes!

MellySingsDoom · 08.07.2008, 11:16 AM

Hi Advice Dog, good to have you back again.

I'm planning on going to New York next year, and was thinking of going around summer time. Is there any time around then where the weather is too hot and humid to tolerate? I turn into a right grumpy sod in that kind of weather, so would far prefer to go when it's a bit cooler but more bearable.

Many thanks again

Yours

Melly.

█████████ · 08.07.2008, 12:44 PM

itunes = bloatware

!@#$%! · 08.07.2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████

itunes = bloatware

sayin'

--

i recently dumped winamp though (was acting funny, the new aol-owned versions) and was considering a replacement.

suggestions?

█████████ · 08.07.2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

sayin'

--

i recently dumped winamp though (was acting funny, the new aol-owned versions) and was considering a replacement.

suggestions?

do you have to be à la mode? use an older version.

there's a couple of good gpl software, most notably mozilla's songbird, the "firefox of media players", wich will eventually be very big.
it's still a very early version so it lacks some features and improvements like last.fm support, perfect ipod support and crap like that, but that should be solved with next version that just went out for rc a couple of days ago.

personally i don't use it yet, but i highly recommend it.

http://getsongbird.com/

acousticrock87 · 08.07.2008, 02:43 PM

Songbird is good, but it's pretty laggy on my computer. Also, it's almost exactly like iTunes, just with plug-ins.

08.03.2008, 05:20 PM	#82
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear Advice Dog First of all, hello to you, you wise ol' mutt. Just another quickie question for you: If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket? Yours as always, Melly __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.03.2008, 05:21 PM	#83
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	Dear Advice Dog, Where should I stash the bodies? Regards, C. __________________ RETIRED
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08.03.2008, 05:22 PM	#84
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear Advice Dog Why is there a big "Property Of Cantankerous" sticker on my sunburst Fender Jaguar? Yours wondering how the hell that got there. MellySingsDoom __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.03.2008, 05:27 PM	#85
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Dear advice dog, How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy? Yours truly, terriblecanyons
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08.03.2008, 05:29 PM	#86
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	dear advice dog, play dead. regards, c. __________________ RETIRED
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08.03.2008, 05:32 PM	#87
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	I Will Shit On You Advice Dog! You Know It To Be True! Join Me And Together, I Will Shit In Your Mouth! Just Like You Love It!
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08.03.2008, 05:33 PM	#88
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Dear advice dog, Why does villain bird Type Like This All The Time? Sincerely, tc
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08.03.2008, 05:36 PM	#89
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	Because I....Because I Am Villain Bird! Can you scratch my neck Please? Pretty one. Call me Pretty Bird. Oh yea...
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08.03.2008, 05:47 PM	#90
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice? sinceriy, dick hammering in nj
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08.03.2008, 05:49 PM	#91
Villain Bird little trouble girl Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 95	You are on the path to the darkness my child! NOW, cut off your dick, and then cut it in half. cut off your hands! THEN STAPLE YOUR DICKS TO YOUR STUBS AND FLY AWAY!!!! FLY AWAY!!!!
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08.04.2008, 03:42 AM	#93
Mostly Harmless bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Teenage Wasteland Posts: 205	Advice Dog, I'm one poor motherfucker. What's a userfriendly site for downloading music? __________________ "Is our team has the sniper?" -The ultimate voice of Halo3 team-slayer desperation.
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08.04.2008, 03:52 AM	#94
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Thanks again, Advice Dog. You be the best! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.07.2008, 11:16 AM	#96
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Hi Advice Dog, good to have you back again. I'm planning on going to New York next year, and was thinking of going around summer time. Is there any time around then where the weather is too hot and humid to tolerate? I turn into a right grumpy sod in that kind of weather, so would far prefer to go when it's a bit cooler but more bearable. Many thanks again Yours Melly. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.07.2008, 12:44 PM	#97
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	itunes = bloatware
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08.07.2008, 02:43 PM	#100
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Songbird is good, but it's pretty laggy on my computer. Also, it's almost exactly like iTunes, just with plug-ins.
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