Words of Wisdom from Wisdom Cat. - Page 5

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 01:59 AM

the only thing i eat it on is grilled cheese sandwiches

two pieces of american cheese
two pieces of white bread
ample amounts of ham
made the usual way in a frying pan with butter

mostly i just buy it to feed the cats

MellySingsDoom · 08.06.2008, 02:02 AM

I love grilled cheese sarnies, but my sandwich maker is broken

What's your favourite "go-to" snack at the moment? Mine is currently pitta bread, humous and olives.

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:05 AM

pringles

MellySingsDoom · 08.06.2008, 02:12 AM

^^^Oh my gawd - Pringles are my crack - I could seriously eat 3 tubs of those in one sitting, they're so more-ish. I turn into a right piggy when they're around.

Morroccan sweet cakes (baklavas???) are wonderful too.

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:14 AM

baklava is delicious

^^^ me

i'm not that ridiculously adorable but a pig drinking a cup of coffee would be about right.

MellySingsDoom · 08.06.2008, 02:15 AM

Awww, that' so sweet!

You can be fabulously adorable

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:16 AM

not like that pig!

i want a pet pig

do you think i could keep a pig in manhattan?

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:16 AM

MellySingsDoom · 08.06.2008, 02:19 AM

"Ma'am, is that a pig you're bringing into Cantanky Mansions?"
"Ummm, no! Are you a moron? Can't you see it's a chihuahua"
"Oh, so it is, my mistake"
"I should think so too. don't let the horrible man insult you, my chihuahua"
*oink oink!*

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:20 AM

i just discovered it's illegal to keep a pig within the city limits of manhattan because they're considered livestock.

not like i really give a shit. i want a pig. you can train them to use a litter box.

ithinkimissyou · 08.06.2008, 02:22 AM

You could shave George/Harry

He'd love that

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:22 AM

why would i do that?

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i just discovered it's illegal to keep a pig within the city limits of manhattan because they're considered livestock.

not like i really give a shit. i want a pig. you can train them to use a litter box.

apparently this is in manhattan kansas or some shit.

not that it matters.

✌➬ · 08.06.2008, 02:28 AM

Piggy sounds like a cute pet to have.

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:29 AM

where do i buy a pig from? ebay?

nicfit · 08.06.2008, 02:35 AM

ask
george clooney

MellySingsDoom · 08.06.2008, 02:35 AM

Oink-bay?? I would've thought that there would be upmarket stores in NYC where buying a pet pig would be no problem. Either that, or travel through New York state to find a piggy farm.

ithinkimissyou · 08.06.2008, 02:38 AM

cos you could pretend your big shaved cat was a pig

at least to very very shortsighted people

and

yeah

hmmmmph

croissanty breakfast is calling

Cantankerous · 08.06.2008, 02:40 AM

hahahaha

he has a little bald spot on his stomach and his skin is blue!

ithinkimissyou · 08.06.2008, 02:45 AM

miiaoooowww

08.06.2008, 01:59 AM	#81
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	the only thing i eat it on is grilled cheese sandwiches two pieces of american cheese two pieces of white bread ample amounts of ham made the usual way in a frying pan with butter mostly i just buy it to feed the cats __________________ RETIRED
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08.06.2008, 02:02 AM	#82
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I love grilled cheese sarnies, but my sandwich maker is broken What's your favourite "go-to" snack at the moment? Mine is currently pitta bread, humous and olives. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.06.2008, 02:05 AM	#83
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08.06.2008, 02:12 AM	#84
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^Oh my gawd - Pringles are my crack - I could seriously eat 3 tubs of those in one sitting, they're so more-ish. I turn into a right piggy when they're around. Morroccan sweet cakes (baklavas???) are wonderful too. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.06.2008, 02:14 AM	#85
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	baklava is delicious ^^^ me i'm not that ridiculously adorable but a pig drinking a cup of coffee would be about right. __________________ RETIRED
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08.06.2008, 02:15 AM	#86
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08.06.2008, 02:16 AM	#87
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08.06.2008, 02:19 AM	#89
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Ma'am, is that a pig you're bringing into Cantanky Mansions?" "Ummm, no! Are you a moron? Can't you see it's a chihuahua" "Oh, so it is, my mistake" "I should think so too. don't let the horrible man insult you, my chihuahua" oink oink! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.06.2008, 02:20 AM	#90
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i just discovered it's illegal to keep a pig within the city limits of manhattan because they're considered livestock. not like i really give a shit. i want a pig. you can train them to use a litter box. __________________ RETIRED
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08.06.2008, 02:22 AM	#91
ithinkimissyou stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 421	You could shave George/Harry He'd love that __________________ moo.
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08.06.2008, 02:22 AM	#92
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08.06.2008, 02:28 AM	#94
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Piggy sounds like a cute pet to have. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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08.06.2008, 02:29 AM	#95
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08.06.2008, 02:35 AM	#96
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08.06.2008, 02:38 AM	#98
ithinkimissyou stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 421	cos you could pretend your big shaved cat was a pig at least to very very shortsighted people and yeah hmmmmph croissanty breakfast is calling __________________ moo.
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08.06.2008, 02:40 AM	#99
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	hahahaha he has a little bald spot on his stomach and his skin is blue! __________________ RETIRED
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08.06.2008, 02:45 AM	#100
ithinkimissyou stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 421	miiaoooowww __________________ moo.
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