[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ that's just because Sticky Fingers makes you hot.

 

the 'fingers' part is kinda cropped out, but its there

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

you're a bull dyke!

proof: she knocked 2 teeth off a guy.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by pbradley

So straight men have hideous, deformed hands?

yes we do. hideous deformity is the essence of male heterosexuality. we know "the gays" are prettier, and we're ok with it, because we're too busy looking at women to contemplate ourselves.

[MellySingsDoom]

"fuckyou finger" LOL.

The fingers on my guitar-fretting hand are about up to 1/4" longer than my other (right) hand....

Hey Nefeli, what's up?

[MellySingsDoom]

No probs, Nefeli Yay to camping for you!

I currently have gastric fever, so am physically wrecked...but all else is fine in Mellyland. BTW, did you get my PM re Colour Out Of Space?

[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

The fingers on my guitar-fretting hand are about up to 1/4" longer than my other (right) hand....

Good man.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yes we do. hideous deformity is the essence of male heterosexuality. we know "the gays" are prettier, and we're ok with it, because we're too busy looking at women to contemplate ourselves.

And this whole idea seems to be fueled by hetero paranoia. I think I might be straight if I masturbate to pictures of women and find myself suspicious of men that hang around women I lust after? Not so scientific, I know.

As far I can tell, my index and ring are equidistant unless I shift my fingers to the right or left. Does this mean I'm bi? Will you mega-heteros tie me to a handball poll and beat me if I'm a sixth of a centimeter gay?

*I am not addressing this to you or anyone particular*

[atsonicpark]

 

[atsonicpark]

 

[This Is Not Here]

Oh, turns out I'm straight, after all.

[reginald]

I'm just glad ALL my fingers are long enough to wrap around my peen when my box lunch at the Y is out to lunch !!

Rosie makes a tight grip !!

BTW, when one masturbates is that somekind of 'homoerotic' tendency coming out ? A guy's hand on his own member, and visa-versa ? Maybe if I put on some fingernail polish, I won't have such a phobia.

good questions, but probably "no"

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by pbradley

Will you mega-heteros tie me to a handball poll and beat me?

keep yr sick gay fantasies to yrself, deviant.

brb....going to drag girlgun to lunch (by her hair).

zug zug.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

but Toileta arent you a left handed?
or do you dig your nose with your right index finger?

yes
right index or right thumb for right nostril, lefts for left one.

It's crap, obviously.

[floatingslowly]

if only there was some way to know who's gay and who's not just by lookin' at them... that way, they would be as easy to hate as black people!

where are Nazi scientistSS when you need them????!

somebody asked for me?

[MellySingsDoom]

The Nazi scientists are busy cloning Lindsay Lohan, I believe - apparently it's what old man Adolf would have wanted.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if only there was some way to know who's gay and who's not just by lookin' at them... that way, they would be as easy to hate as black people!

where are Nazi scientistSS when you need them????!

Actually, there are genes that definitely make someone look gay. Go on gaydar, stare at the faces of many a bedroom fag and tell me that their facial features don't make you think that they're gay. It's bizarre that T&B started this thread, though, considering that he looks a bit gay himself.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by al shabbray

somebody asked for me?

please, have a seat.

 

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

The Nazi scientists are busy cloning Lindsay Lohan, I believe - apparently it's what old man Adolf would have wanted.

I'm just glad that they are distracted. it makes it easier to steal their Arks

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Actually, there are genes that definitely make someone look gay. Go on gaydar, stare at the faces of many a bedroom fag and tell me that their facial features don't make you think that they're gay. It's bizarre that T&B started this thread, though, considering that he looks a bit gay himself.

too many variables with too many exceptions.

ultimately, it is no more genetically deviant from the "norm" than the fact that I am left-handed (and I expose my sinistral wiring each time I sign a receipt).

o, woe to left-handed gayzzz though!!