[Sheriff Rhys Chatham]

I think there is some favorism going on with judging. I was watching gymnastics last night and one of the chinese favorites totally fucks up a landing but still gets the score to beat the then current leader.

[Rob Instigator]

everyone is scared of the 1.4 BILLION chinese

[Rob Instigator]

table tennis is as widely watched and admired in most of the asian world as baseball is in USA, or NASCAR

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

table tennis is as widely watched and admired in most of the asian world as baseball is in USA, or NASCAR

so is STARCRAFT.

cock-fighting's* always been big around here, somebody call the LOLympics, quick!!


* and by cock-fighting, I mean, bashing each other over the head with yr penis.

[MellySingsDoom]

Come the day when I finally get my arse in gear and arrrange the 2010 Mellylympics, floatingslowly-style cock fighting will be one of the key events. Other events confirmed so far:

- Marathon drag-queen bitching (how long can the DQ's aim vicious verbal slashes at each other before needing to go and re-apply their make-up?
- Pub Crawl (speaks for itself)
- Synchronised monging (how long can the atheletes last on just a Pot Noodle, some bum joints and a tub of Pringles)
- "Embarrassing pissed-bloke in club" dancing - a guaranteed winner with the laydeez, this event pitches the cream of spazz-dancing male talent from around the world.
- Long-distance Abba dancing - an event for the ladies and gays only - how long can they last dancing to awesome 70's Swedish Pop, before the DJ finally gets pissed off and puts on the Abba LP cuts that NO-ONE likes?

[floatingslowly]

^^ now, see? I'd WATCH that. hell you wouldn't be able to peel me away from the set.

[MellySingsDoom]

floatingguy - and at the awards ceremonies, all of the national anthems would be performed live by either a) Scissor Sisters or b) Slayer. I'm currently favouring the Slayer option.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

all of the national anthems would be performed live by either a) Scissor Sisters or b) Slayer. I'm currently favouring the Slayer option.

I say we go with Scissor Shock instead, and pocket the difference in cash!! we will live like pirate kings.

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

floatingguy

did you just see Star Wars?

[jennthebenn]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Come the day when I finally get my arse in gear and arrrange the 2010 Mellylympics, floatingslowly-style cock fighting will be one of the key events. Other events confirmed so far:

- Marathon drag-queen bitching (how long can the DQ's aim vicious verbal slashes at each other before needing to go and re-apply their make-up?
- Pub Crawl (speaks for itself)
- Synchronised monging (how long can the atheletes last on just a Pot Noodle, some bum joints and a tub of Pringles)
- "Embarrassing pissed-bloke in club" dancing - a guaranteed winner with the laydeez, this event pitches the cream of spazz-dancing male talent from around the world.
- Long-distance Abba dancing - an event for the ladies and gays only - how long can they last dancing to awesome 70's Swedish Pop, before the DJ finally gets pissed off and puts on the Abba LP cuts that NO-ONE likes?

Pantophobia would kill the competition in the embarrassing dancing event,
I can tell you that much.

[pantophobia]

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

Pantophobia would kill the competition in the embarrassing dancing event,
I can tell you that much.

BULLSHIT, speak for yourself, i've seen you dance

and besides i dance better now

[jennthebenn]

NO ONE has ever seen me dance...it's an urban legend. check snopes.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

everyone is scared of the 1.4 BILLION chinese

14It said to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, "Release the four angels who are bound at the great river Euphrates." 15And the four angels who had been kept ready for this very hour and day and month and year were released to kill a third of mankind. 16The number of the mounted troops was two hundred million. I heard their number.

 

 

Available for
military service 342,956,265 males, age 18–49 (2005 est.),
324,701,244 females, age 18–49 (2005 est.)

[gmku]

ever notice how religion and psychosis seem to go so neatly hand in hand?

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by gmku

ever notice how religion and psychosis seem to go so neatly hand in hand?

no. religion is a bit more choreographed. by the way, you must give that a bit of credit, the quote is for sure 1800 years old, and 1800 years ago there weren't even 200 million people period..

[floatingslowly]

ok ok back on topic people.

PING PONG.

[gmku]

I go back and forth on that.

Get it?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by gmku

I go back and forth on that.

Get it?

 

google tells me that this is an appropriate response.

thank you, sweet google.

[Kallisti23chaos]

what a fucking joke. im so sick of seeing his mug evryday. they need to simplfy the swimming. it should be fastest swim, longest swim. not so many variations of the sport. its ezy to win that many metal if your competing in the same sport just different titles to the many variations of the competition. they mention him as one of the great olympians. his name shouldnt even be mentioned with the likes of Jesse Owens. america just wanted a little golden boy to dwell on. drag.fuk swimming.
lebron james is an athlete. Not mike phelps.And Lebron is ballin and kobe is draggin it.

[Kallisti23chaos]

i hope they come out in a couple of months and say he was on meth the whole time.

[floatingslowly]

yeah. that'd learn him fer tryin' to swim fast.