What's everyone think of this swine flu? - Page 5

summer · 04.27.2009, 04:44 PM

Sarcasm?

jennthebenn · 04.27.2009, 04:46 PM

jennthebenn · 04.27.2009, 04:46 PM

I don't discount conspiracy theorists out of hand, but 90%?

SYRFox · 04.27.2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

The World Health Organization raised its pandemic alert level to Phase 4 on Monday, verifying human-to-human transmission of swine flu, as the suspected death toll from the virus in Mexico hit 149.

Now the real fun begins.

ithinkimissyou · 04.27.2009, 05:24 PM

I'll worry about it when I have to - when people I know/around me are affected.

Till then, business as usual. (yes locked up in my radio bunker, 8 miles beneath the surface of the earth)

I really wonder how many of these people wandering around with surgical masks follow up that strategy once they're in their office/home.

Thinking; taps, door handles, hands in mouth, nose, whatever orifice

floatingslowly · 04.27.2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou

Till then, business as usual. (yes locked up in my radio bunker, 8 miles beneath the surface of the earth)

KEEP YR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY WOMEN.

I have a pile of bones, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Savage Clone · 04.27.2009, 06:31 PM

"Wimmins"

Toilet & Bowels · 04.27.2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by summer

I heard from one of my conspiracy nut friends that the vaccine they're making is designed to kill 90% of the people they give it to >.>

seriously, there'd be no work force to keep the rich rich, how could "they" possibley benefit from killing 90% of people?

jon boy · 04.27.2009, 08:12 PM

at first i thought it was another one of those alerts that never seems to come to anything like sars or bird flu but this seems different somehow. its apparantly the same strain killed so many people back in 1918 but obviously things have changed since then. i am still not massively worried about it.

floatingslowly · 04.27.2009, 08:57 PM

^^^ just to be clear, it's the same thing as bird flu (h1n1 swine variant).

it's ALWAYS around (especially in pigs), but it's the jump to humans that causes concern (for humans).

if you truly are worried, wash yr fucking hands and take 3x recommended daily dose of zinc (to inhibit viral replication). protip: take the zinc with food to minimize nausea.

...and always remember to have a sun-shiney day.

I hope this helps.

krastian · 04.27.2009, 09:08 PM

Well, if we're all dead, at least we won't have to go to work.....sayin'.

phoenix · 04.28.2009, 07:41 AM

I dont want to leave my house now. There are people with this in my country.
ffs.

ithinkimissyou · 04.28.2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

KEEP YR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY WOMEN.

I have a pile of bones, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Oh my, that's quite a rig you've got there.... oh yes the 80 metres band is my favourite too...

the ikara cult · 04.28.2009, 02:50 PM

I sneezed at Waterloo station today, and people looked at me with concern, then alarm, then they beat a polite retreat.

Danny Himself · 04.28.2009, 02:58 PM

My girlfriend has been sick for weeks now, nothing very serious, but just general ill health, cough, etc, so today she finally went to see a doctor. First thing they asked her is if she'd been to Mexico lately.

backstory: she has not been to mexico

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT EVERYBODY IS FREAKING OUT OVER THIS AND ITS WEIRD

gmku · 04.28.2009, 03:09 PM

I'm not feeling well.

Danny Himself · 04.28.2009, 03:17 PM

Have you been to Mexico lately?

gmku · 04.28.2009, 03:21 PM

Define lately.

Danny Himself · 04.28.2009, 03:25 PM

Since this whole swine flu shit kicked off? Last month or so?

gmku · 04.28.2009, 03:25 PM

No, but I've been to Mexicans.

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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	at first i thought it was another one of those alerts that never seems to come to anything like sars or bird flu but this seems different somehow. its apparantly the same strain killed so many people back in 1918 but obviously things have changed since then. i am still not massively worried about it. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ just to be clear, it's the same thing as bird flu (h1n1 swine variant). it's ALWAYS around (especially in pigs), but it's the jump to humans that causes concern (for humans). if you truly are worried, wash yr fucking hands and take 3x recommended daily dose of zinc (to inhibit viral replication). protip: take the zinc with food to minimize nausea. ...and always remember to have a sun-shiney day. I hope this helps.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I sneezed at Waterloo station today, and people looked at me with concern, then alarm, then they beat a polite retreat. __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	My girlfriend has been sick for weeks now, nothing very serious, but just general ill health, cough, etc, so today she finally went to see a doctor. First thing they asked her is if she'd been to Mexico lately. backstory: she has not been to mexico I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT EVERYBODY IS FREAKING OUT OVER THIS AND ITS WEIRD
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Have you been to Mexico lately?
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Since this whole swine flu shit kicked off? Last month or so?
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No, but I've been to Mexicans. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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