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Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 11:21 PM

ya my imagination was a lot funnier than that. now that i think about it... my imagination is usually funnier than 80% of the fucking dead flesh letter posing goat horned ass habringyrlames that wind up here like silt on some downstream piss stream.

pbradley · 09.25.2009, 11:23 PM

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 11:23 PM

HAHAHAHA why didn't i think of that

FUCKING RAT POISON IS IN THE CUPBOARD

girlgun · 09.25.2009, 11:24 PM

i think real dolls are creepy as fuck.

FUCKING SORRY!

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 11:29 PM

why would you apologize? you're an adult? men and women have ONE excuse for ever having any kind of doll or action figure post 18 (AND I'm being VERY liberal with adolescents here) MINT CONDITION UNOPENED MOTHER FUCKERS. So you're 22 eh? Ya like Ninja Turtles eh? Ya got an April O'Neil? DON'T SHOW ME SOME DINGED UP SHIT WITH ALL HER YELLOW PAINT 'tinged' off around her breasts. Because clearly you were smashing your Master Splinter rat fists against her third state breasts last fucking month.

pbradley · 09.25.2009, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i think real dolls are creepy as fuck.

FUCKING SORRY!

I think they are a painfully telling statement about modern sexuality.

I would like to see someone replicate centerfold photos of real living models using real dolls.

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I think they are a painfully telling statement about modern sexuality.

Oh ho ho. Definitely. A superb observation from the Californian scholar. fuck

what's up boss?

he's from fucking Stanford!

..so? s'good school boss...

SO WAS NOTRE DA.. [subject turns green and shakes violently... spittle flies in all directions. Close up of natural coloured mucous landing between believable breasts]

pbradley · 09.25.2009, 11:36 PM

Don't patronize me.

Kloriel · 09.25.2009, 11:45 PM

sorry sir let me make sure some of the southern conference running backs tear some mcls.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.26.2009, 12:53 AM

never

Kloriel · 09.26.2009, 01:07 AM

but first let me lick the addy dust from your thighs

godsfavoritedog · 09.26.2009, 11:13 AM

floatingslowly · 09.26.2009, 12:50 PM

well I got the poontang blues
from the top of my head
to my cowboy shoes
a whole lot of money
nothin' to loose
I got the poontang blues

I'm gonna build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
build me a woman
10 feet tall
build me someone
I can ball
all night long

alright let's do it...

Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker yeah
well Imma
Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker oh ya
I'm just a three-eyed boy
lookin' for a drifter girl

wooooaah
build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
build me somone
I can ball
allllll night long

wellcharge · 09.26.2009, 01:06 PM

couldn't picture myself buying a blow up doll, and i def wouldn't borrow one from a friend

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.26.2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

what's up boss?

he's from fucking Stanford!

..so? s'good school boss...

Go down, moses way down in Egypt land.. and go tell ol pharaoh, let my people go

dirty bunny · 09.26.2009, 02:01 PM

what about an inflatable dildo?

terminal pharmacy · 09.26.2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

none of that explains a grown man having sex with a doll. I'm sorry, that takes jacking off to an extreme.

some people are really fucking socially inept, or very very very unattractive to the opposite sex and very very fucking lonely. i would not be so judgemental and i feel sad for those people because they should be able to have someone to spend their time with as much as anyone.

girlgun · 09.26.2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

someone

haha.

terminal pharmacy · 09.26.2009, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun

haha.

lol, i didnt mean the doll, i meant a real person, the doll is due to lack of someone

girlgun · 09.26.2009, 07:24 PM

oohhhh haha. that makes much more sense!

09.25.2009, 11:21 PM	#81
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	ya my imagination was a lot funnier than that. now that i think about it... my imagination is usually funnier than 80% of the fucking dead flesh letter posing goat horned ass habringyrlames that wind up here like silt on some downstream piss stream. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 11:23 PM	#82
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621
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09.25.2009, 11:23 PM	#83
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	HAHAHAHA why didn't i think of that FUCKING RAT POISON IS IN THE CUPBOARD __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 11:24 PM	#84
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i think real dolls are creepy as fuck. FUCKING SORRY!
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09.25.2009, 11:29 PM	#85
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	why would you apologize? you're an adult? men and women have ONE excuse for ever having any kind of doll or action figure post 18 (AND I'm being VERY liberal with adolescents here) MINT CONDITION UNOPENED MOTHER FUCKERS. So you're 22 eh? Ya like Ninja Turtles eh? Ya got an April O'Neil? DON'T SHOW ME SOME DINGED UP SHIT WITH ALL HER YELLOW PAINT 'tinged' off around her breasts. Because clearly you were smashing your Master Splinter rat fists against her third state breasts last fucking month. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.25.2009, 11:36 PM	#88
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Don't patronize me.
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09.25.2009, 11:45 PM	#89
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	sorry sir let me make sure some of the southern conference running backs tear some mcls. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.26.2009, 12:53 AM	#90
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	never
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09.26.2009, 01:07 AM	#91
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	but first let me lick the addy dust from your thighs __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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09.26.2009, 11:13 AM	#92
godsfavoritedog bad moon rising Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vermont Posts: 222	__________________ "don't worry about that," says the angel, "soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."
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09.26.2009, 12:50 PM	#93
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	well I got the poontang blues from the top of my head to my cowboy shoes a whole lot of money nothin' to loose I got the poontang blues I'm gonna build me a woman make her 10 feet tall don't make her ugly don't make her small build me a woman 10 feet tall build me someone I can ball all night long alright let's do it... Sunday trucker Christian motherfucker yeah well Imma Sunday trucker Christian motherfucker oh ya I'm just a three-eyed boy lookin' for a drifter girl wooooaah build me a woman make her 10 feet tall build me a woman make her 10 feet tall don't make her ugly don't make her small don't make her ugly don't make her small build me somone I can ball allllll night long
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09.26.2009, 01:06 PM	#94
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	couldn't picture myself buying a blow up doll, and i def wouldn't borrow one from a friend
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09.26.2009, 02:01 PM	#96
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	what about an inflatable dildo? __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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09.26.2009, 07:24 PM	#100
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	oohhhh haha. that makes much more sense!
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