I am *this* far from giving up on job applications and walking into the hustler club - Page 5

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

ill get on it as soon as i am able

i think we are missing the point of this thread and that is that phoenix is hot

Now, I've started being nice to her for real, because, she started it. But I suspect you are being either sarcastic or ironic or both. If I could just get a handle on this "catty" thing, I'm sure I could be a chick at heart without even cutting anything off.

the big quasar · 10.14.2009, 12:43 AM

Troll the second-hand stores for retro gear and groovy art objects, make 'em pretty and sell on ebay.

Satan · 10.14.2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well, all is relative. an apartment where you have it is a fucking little fortune for this wetback.

i hope it makes me rich. right now i'm just hood rich.

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

But I suspect you are being either sarcastic or ironic or both.

I think Satan genuinely thinks Phoenix is physically attractive.

Unless I'm missing something...?

!@#$%! · 10.14.2009, 12:45 AM

mesdames, messieurs, i am enjoying this convo but i am a married man an i must do my husbandly duty.

goodnites to all

Satan · 10.14.2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Now, I've started being nice to her for real, because, she started it. But I suspect you are being either sarcastic or ironic or both. If I could just get a handle on this "catty" thing, I'm sure I could be a chick at heart without even cutting anything off.

um sort of

really im just high and i cant contribute to the conversation other than making flippant comments

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

What do you considered loaded? At the moment, in my bank account, I have ... *pulls out receipt from wallet*... $19,884.61.

I guess I want to eventually buy a good house, I got a long way to go!

While I realize that's nothing, I really should let my wife go, because I haven't been that much in the black, like, evar.

Satan · 10.14.2009, 12:45 AM

phoenix is hot btw

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

um sort of

really im just high and i cant contribute to the conversation other than making flippant comments

I think I'm actually having a roach flashback, but I'm jealous still nonetheless. Also guilty that I will soon have drained the whole bottle of wine, and this is only fucking Tuesday...

phoenix · 10.14.2009, 12:48 AM

The most I've ever had in my bank account was around 9k. Right now I have about 3.5k

Satan · 10.14.2009, 12:48 AM

what's days of the week to badasses like us

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

phoenix is hot btw

If is was in italics, I might be believing you. About you believing you that is. I think phoenix is cute from the one photo I saw. Hot takes some convincing, though.

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 12:50 AM

This page of the thread is really weird.

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

what's days of the week to badasses like us

I actually work Monday thru Friday. My wife sleeps at her boyfriend's on Tuesdays though and I prefer not to leave signs via empty bottles that I might actually care. Especially since I don't particularly and instead get really into talking with a bunch of twenty somethings online and getting progressively more wasted just because there's proof that somebody else likes Sonic Youth out there. Oh the heights of geekdom.

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 12:55 AM

When my x-old lady left to go to Florida, I took sleeping pills nonstop just to get away from her, in reality. Then, I started dreaming about her. And when I go online, she's on. And then she tells me to call her. There's no escaping shit.

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

The most I've ever had in my bank account was around 9k. Right now I have about 3.5k

What does that convert to in US dollars though?

I just put my wife's financial aid check in the bank and brought -$112 up to $1200 and something for a three person household. I get paid on the 25th. See all the joy and wealth her being a stripper brought us phoenix?

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

When my x-old lady left to go to Florida, I took sleeping pills nonstop just to get away from her, in reality. Then, I started dreaming about her. And when I go online, she's on. And then she tells me to call her. There's no escaping shit.

You're right, this page is weird. Norm and Cliff are going to walk in at any moment.

atsonicpark · 10.14.2009, 12:58 AM

Let's make it weirder.

I want to strip.

Dead-Air · 10.14.2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Let's make it weirder.

I want to strip.

How weird is that? I have stripped on public access tv, and the stupid fucking camera people cut away when I dropped my slip. The only condolence I have was that I was naked later in the show and the shot of me next to my ex-wife got shown in a reel before congress on the horrors of public access tv.

Every guy in a noise band wants to strip. Crank Sturgeon does, which is why he's cooler than us.

phoenix · 10.14.2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

What does that convert to in US dollars though?

I just put my wife's financial aid check in the bank and brought -$112 up to $1200 and something for a three person household. I get paid on the 25th. See all the joy and wealth her being a stripper brought us phoenix?

at the moment about 3 165 USD.

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10.14.2009, 12:45 AM	#85
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	mesdames, messieurs, i am enjoying this convo but i am a married man an i must do my husbandly duty. goodnites to all
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10.14.2009, 12:48 AM	#90
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	When my x-old lady left to go to Florida, I took sleeping pills nonstop just to get away from her, in reality. Then, I started dreaming about her. And when I go online, she's on. And then she tells me to call her. There's no escaping shit. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Let's make it weirder. I want to strip. __________________
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