odd sex stories - Page 5

Satan · 11.16.2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Because they don't wanna feel like they are weird for having these fetishes.

psh.

babies. get over it

looking glass spectacle · 11.16.2009, 01:11 AM

3rd March 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau.

antonin artaud: is the thought of the relations you had had with a woman who has died something which exalts or diminishes your idea of love? does it enrich the feeling of despair that you seek in the depths of love?

andre breton: i have never had sexual relations with a woman who i know is now dead.

artaud: has anyone had sexual relations with a woman who has since died?

yves tanguy: yes.

artaud: has that given you any pangs of remorse?

tanguy: oh! no, well...

artaud: i can assure you that it has terrified me and paralysed me for the rest of my life... does anyone here find the idea of masturbation loathsome?

Dead-Air · 11.16.2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle

3rd March 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau.

antonin artaud: is the thought of the relations you had had with a woman who has died something which exalts or diminishes your idea of love? does it enrich the feeling of despair that you seek in the depths of love?

andre breton: i have never had sexual relations with a woman who i know is now dead.

artaud: has anyone had sexual relations with a woman who has since died?

yves tanguy: yes.

artaud: has that given you any pangs of remorse?

tanguy: oh! no, well...

artaud: i can assure you that it has terrified me and paralysed me for the rest of my life... does anyone here find the idea of masturbation loathsome?

that was rather interesting.

pbradley · 11.16.2009, 04:33 AM

Yo SYG, I'm real happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish, but the Marquis de Sade was the best libertine of all time.

/tired meme

ploesj · 11.16.2009, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

please remember to NEVER spill your guts on the interwebs. looks what sway got for it-- a lot of mockery & shit.

if you MUST publish (and by that i mean a real urge to share) use a pen name. fake identities for the win. NEVER let creeps into your personal live.

stay smart.

yeah well.. that's why i'm not sharing any specific stories with you. duh.

Genteel Death · 11.16.2009, 05:09 AM

I still can't get my head round the idea of someone getting turned on by someone's sex stories on the internet, but probably that's just me.

looking glass spectacle · 11.16.2009, 11:08 AM

31st January 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau.

man ray: can breton be interested in two women at the same time?

andre breton: i've already said that it is impossible. and man ray?

man ray: yes, but not more than two.

raymond queneau: what is your first sexual memory?

benjamin peret: at school, when i was seven or eight, i saw a little boy cover his sex with ink and masturbate under the desk.

breton: also at school. a child displaying his sex and referring to by a word then unknown to me: 'my ....' that same evening i told the story to my parents.

marcel duhamel: still at school. a little boy suddenly placed my hand on his fly. it left me with a very pleasant memory.

jacques baron: pupils masturbating under their portfolios.

duhamel: i also recall the powerful emotional effect of seeing a man and woman kissing.

man ray: i'd passed puberty. an older friend, who must have been sixteen, told me how people make love. i was curious to try it and persuaded a little girl of ten to help by promising to give her a picture book if she would show me her sex. i then tried to penetrate her; she complained that i was hurting her. afraid of being on my own i had brought along my brother, who was nine, and i persuaded him to try. he succeeded and she clasped him in her arms, saying to me: "i like your brother better, he doesn't hurt me so much."

floatingslowly · 11.16.2009, 11:27 AM

hey guys, has anyone here ever fucked a chicken?

how did you find the hole? I've looked everywhere.

atsonicpark · 11.16.2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I still can't get my head round the idea of someone getting turned on by someone's sex stories on the internet, but probably that's just me.

Lolwhut

looking glass spectacle · 11.16.2009, 01:15 PM

6th May 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau.

andre breton: we discussed the question of bestiality very briefly in an earlier session. since everyone present declared their antipathy to it and claimed that they never had any tendency in this direction, there was no point in pursuing it.

jean baldensperger: on the contrary i think we should pursue it, because it provided my introduction to sexual pleasure. i had a female donkey, who is still alive, with whom i had very close relations for a year.

jacques prevert: how old was she?

baldensperger: two.

prevert: and you?

baldensperger: fourteen.

breton: will you describe the relations in question as precisely as possible?

baldensperger: i did it through a shirt. usually i would harness her, lead her into the woods, then take off the pack part of the harness with the very clear sensation of undressing someone, then indulge my little passions. afterwards i would re-harness her, and go home.

prevert: what was the donkey's attitude to this?

baldensperger: this is what is so interesting. the first times she was perfectly amenable, but later she would not allow it, except when she was in heat.

jean caupenne: what position did you adopt? did you climb up on a stone?

baldensperger: no, because she was quite small and i was quite tall. it was only later that i discovered you could make yourself come on your own.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.16.2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I still can't get my head round the idea of someone getting turned on by someone's sex stories on the internet, but probably that's just me.

who does?

!@#$%! · 11.16.2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I still can't get my head round the idea of someone getting turned on by someone's sex stories on the internet, but probably that's just me.

they can be funny though. ATP's finger-to-ass thread is a fucking SYG classic.

looking glass spectacle · 11.16.2009, 03:20 PM

8th October 1935, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau.

slavador dali: (with thermometer in mouth) i was fascinated... (checking temperature) ... by Hitler's soft fleshy back. whenever i started to paint the leather strap that crossed from his belt to his shoulder the softness of that Hitler flesh packed under his military tunic transported me into a sustaining and Wagnerian ecstasy that set my heart pounding, an extremely rare state of excitement that i did not even experience during the act of love.

andre breton: ... Hilter would very probably appreciate the solitude, the weakness... the megalomania, Wagnerism and Hieronymus-Boschism of the paintings you are doing now.

dali: (throwing down thermometer and beginning a slow striptease) i see Hitler as a masochist obsessed with the idee fixe of starting a war and losing it in heroic style. in a word, he was preparing for one of those actes gratuits which are highly approved of by our group... and if Hitler were ever to conquer europe, he would do away with hysterics of my kind, as has already happened in germany, where they were treated as degenerates... (fully naked now, and preaching triumphantly) in my opinion, Hitler has four testicles and six fourskins!

breton: (shouting) are you going to keep getting on our nevres much longer with your Hitler!!

dali: ...if i dream tonight that you and i are making love, i shall paint our best positions in the greatest detail first thing in the morning.

(general laughter)

breton: (teeth clenched on pipe) i wouldn't advise it, my friend.

Rob Instigator · 11.16.2009, 03:41 PM

5 pages and nothing interesting yet.

atsonicpark · 11.16.2009, 06:12 PM

static-harmony · 11.16.2009, 06:16 PM

Well, one time me and my ex went to a porn theater. We were in the seats jacking off, and giving each other BJ's while other people watch. And we watched as other people did the same.

static-harmony · 11.16.2009, 06:17 PM

Are you happy rob?

amerikangod · 11.16.2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Are you happy rob?

I'm happy.

static-harmony · 11.16.2009, 06:38 PM

Glad someone is.

knox · 11.16.2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Well, one time me and my ex went to a porn theater. We were in the seats jacking off, and giving each other BJ's while other people watch. And we watched as other people did the same.

how did that feel?

11.16.2009, 01:11 AM	#82
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	3rd March 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau. antonin artaud: is the thought of the relations you had had with a woman who has died something which exalts or diminishes your idea of love? does it enrich the feeling of despair that you seek in the depths of love? andre breton: i have never had sexual relations with a woman who i know is now dead. artaud: has anyone had sexual relations with a woman who has since died? yves tanguy: yes. artaud: has that given you any pangs of remorse? tanguy: oh! no, well... artaud: i can assure you that it has terrified me and paralysed me for the rest of my life... does anyone here find the idea of masturbation loathsome? __________________
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11.16.2009, 04:33 AM	#84
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Yo SYG, I'm real happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish, but the Marquis de Sade was the best libertine of all time. /tired meme
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I still can't get my head round the idea of someone getting turned on by someone's sex stories on the internet, but probably that's just me.
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11.16.2009, 11:08 AM	#87
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	31st January 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau. man ray: can breton be interested in two women at the same time? andre breton: i've already said that it is impossible. and man ray? man ray: yes, but not more than two. raymond queneau: what is your first sexual memory? benjamin peret: at school, when i was seven or eight, i saw a little boy cover his sex with ink and masturbate under the desk. breton: also at school. a child displaying his sex and referring to by a word then unknown to me: 'my ....' that same evening i told the story to my parents. marcel duhamel: still at school. a little boy suddenly placed my hand on his fly. it left me with a very pleasant memory. jacques baron: pupils masturbating under their portfolios. duhamel: i also recall the powerful emotional effect of seeing a man and woman kissing. man ray: i'd passed puberty. an older friend, who must have been sixteen, told me how people make love. i was curious to try it and persuaded a little girl of ten to help by promising to give her a picture book if she would show me her sex. i then tried to penetrate her; she complained that i was hurting her. afraid of being on my own i had brought along my brother, who was nine, and i persuaded him to try. he succeeded and she clasped him in her arms, saying to me: "i like your brother better, he doesn't hurt me so much." __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hey guys, has anyone here ever fucked a chicken? how did you find the hole? I've looked everywhere.
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11.16.2009, 01:15 PM	#90
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	6th May 1928, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau. andre breton: we discussed the question of bestiality very briefly in an earlier session. since everyone present declared their antipathy to it and claimed that they never had any tendency in this direction, there was no point in pursuing it. jean baldensperger: on the contrary i think we should pursue it, because it provided my introduction to sexual pleasure. i had a female donkey, who is still alive, with whom i had very close relations for a year. jacques prevert: how old was she? baldensperger: two. prevert: and you? baldensperger: fourteen. breton: will you describe the relations in question as precisely as possible? baldensperger: i did it through a shirt. usually i would harness her, lead her into the woods, then take off the pack part of the harness with the very clear sensation of undressing someone, then indulge my little passions. afterwards i would re-harness her, and go home. prevert: what was the donkey's attitude to this? baldensperger: this is what is so interesting. the first times she was perfectly amenable, but later she would not allow it, except when she was in heat. jean caupenne: what position did you adopt? did you climb up on a stone? baldensperger: no, because she was quite small and i was quite tall. it was only later that i discovered you could make yourself come on your own. __________________
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11.16.2009, 03:20 PM	#93
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	8th October 1935, in the sitting room of 54 rue du Chateau. slavador dali: (with thermometer in mouth) i was fascinated... (checking temperature) ... by Hitler's soft fleshy back. whenever i started to paint the leather strap that crossed from his belt to his shoulder the softness of that Hitler flesh packed under his military tunic transported me into a sustaining and Wagnerian ecstasy that set my heart pounding, an extremely rare state of excitement that i did not even experience during the act of love. andre breton: ... Hilter would very probably appreciate the solitude, the weakness... the megalomania, Wagnerism and Hieronymus-Boschism of the paintings you are doing now. dali: (throwing down thermometer and beginning a slow striptease) i see Hitler as a masochist obsessed with the idee fixe of starting a war and losing it in heroic style. in a word, he was preparing for one of those actes gratuits which are highly approved of by our group... and if Hitler were ever to conquer europe, he would do away with hysterics of my kind, as has already happened in germany, where they were treated as degenerates... (fully naked now, and preaching triumphantly) in my opinion, Hitler has four testicles and six fourskins! breton: (shouting) are you going to keep getting on our nevres much longer with your Hitler!! dali: ...if i dream tonight that you and i are making love, i shall paint our best positions in the greatest detail first thing in the morning. (general laughter) breton: (teeth clenched on pipe) i wouldn't advise it, my friend. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Well, one time me and my ex went to a porn theater. We were in the seats jacking off, and giving each other BJ's while other people watch. And we watched as other people did the same. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Are you happy rob? __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Glad someone is. __________________
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