alright, you asked for it so i'll give it to you - Page 5

the ikara cult · 06.17.2010, 05:55 PM

congratulations x 2

verme (prevaricator) · 06.17.2010, 06:07 PM

seems like fun.

Satan · 06.17.2010, 06:16 PM

it is all so much fun. i feel like a real adult now.

automatic bzooty · 06.17.2010, 07:48 PM

akprodr · 06.17.2010, 09:33 PM

Are SYGers invited to the wedding? (I'll pass on the birth)

!@#$%! · 06.17.2010, 09:34 PM

wtf you preggers? WHOOOOA!!!!!

best wishes. you got a really good reason to take care of your ass now.

& again-- good to know you've got health insurance!

Satan · 06.17.2010, 09:39 PM

lolol i'll film the birth and put it on the interwebs JKJKJKJK.

no but seriously thank you all, my boobs hurt like hell and ive already started throwing up randomly and peeing every 10 minutes. this should be a fun ride.

plus side: i get waited on and sit on my fat sassy ass. and i picked the fetus' name.

AND I GET TO HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING.

!@#$%! · 06.17.2010, 09:39 PM

please say it's beelzebub

Satan · 06.17.2010, 09:41 PM

!@#$%! · 06.17.2010, 09:42 PM

ah, little lucifer

krastian · 06.17.2010, 09:45 PM

Congrats, mama.

Satan · 06.17.2010, 09:45 PM

<3 <3 <3 no one's gonna mess with my kid.

my cat's name is lucifer.

!@#$%! · 06.17.2010, 09:49 PM

take your vitamins! :P

Satan · 06.17.2010, 09:52 PM

been taking em, eating organic food, blah blah

i guess i should try and quit smoking

!@#$%! · 06.17.2010, 09:57 PM

here's the thing: babies of smokers come out underweight

however, they are less prone to neural tube defects when smoking happens during the first trimester--

no fucking idea why, look it up

so, quit smoking on month 4-- ha!

maybe the nausea will take care of it?

no, quit as soon as you can eh-- birth defects are no good

space · 06.17.2010, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ah, little lucifer

I had a cat named Lucifer Sam. at least, that was his middle-name.

because I love you, I'll spare you the inevitable pictures of the Dunwich Horror, Rosemary's Baby and The Omen, that I would typically post.

because I'm not yr mama, I'll spare you the "I'm hope yr ready for it" convo.

because I sympathize, I know what it's like to have to one day explain to yr child that, yes, their parent is in fact, the antichrist.

rock on with yr bad self.

space · 06.17.2010, 09:59 PM

also..."doesn't this deserve its own thread"....or DOES IT?

Satan · 06.17.2010, 10:00 PM

my mom smoked with me, and my grandma smoked with all 8 billion of her kids and they all turned out fine, i'll still make the effort to quit though on a temporary basis at least. smoking pot is apparently pretty harmless as long as you're not doing bong rips all day, obviously i'm not drinking or taking anything else anymore.

this thread will suffice

verme (prevaricator) · 06.17.2010, 10:00 PM

space · 06.17.2010, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

ahh....fuck it. wormy made me do it.

06.17.2010, 05:55 PM	#81
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	congratulations x 2 __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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06.17.2010, 06:07 PM	#82
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 785	seems like fun.
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06.17.2010, 06:16 PM	#83
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	it is all so much fun. i feel like a real adult now.
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06.17.2010, 07:48 PM	#84
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	aww!
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06.17.2010, 09:33 PM	#85
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Are SYGers invited to the wedding? (I'll pass on the birth) __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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06.17.2010, 09:34 PM	#86
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	wtf you preggers? WHOOOOA!!!!! best wishes. you got a really good reason to take care of your ass now. & again-- good to know you've got health insurance!
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06.17.2010, 09:39 PM	#87
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	lolol i'll film the birth and put it on the interwebs JKJKJKJK. no but seriously thank you all, my boobs hurt like hell and ive already started throwing up randomly and peeing every 10 minutes. this should be a fun ride. plus side: i get waited on and sit on my fat sassy ass. and i picked the fetus' name. AND I GET TO HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING.
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06.17.2010, 09:41 PM	#89
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	lux
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06.17.2010, 09:42 PM	#90
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ah, little lucifer
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06.17.2010, 09:45 PM	#91
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Congrats, mama. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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06.17.2010, 09:49 PM	#93
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	take your vitamins! :P
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06.17.2010, 09:52 PM	#94
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	been taking em, eating organic food, blah blah i guess i should try and quit smoking
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06.17.2010, 09:57 PM	#95
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	here's the thing: babies of smokers come out underweight however, they are less prone to neural tube defects when smoking happens during the first trimester-- no fucking idea why, look it up so, quit smoking on month 4-- ha! maybe the nausea will take care of it? no, quit as soon as you can eh-- birth defects are no good
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06.17.2010, 09:59 PM	#97
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	also..."doesn't this deserve its own thread"....or DOES IT?
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06.17.2010, 10:00 PM	#98
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	my mom smoked with me, and my grandma smoked with all 8 billion of her kids and they all turned out fine, i'll still make the effort to quit though on a temporary basis at least. smoking pot is apparently pretty harmless as long as you're not doing bong rips all day, obviously i'm not drinking or taking anything else anymore. this thread will suffice
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