Sandals - Crime or cool? - Page 5

Savage Clone · 07.20.2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I wear BICYCLE shorts when I bike.

Bicycle shorts are for suckers.
Shameless, tacky, be-spandexed suckers.
No one wants to see that.
White bicycle shorts should be grounds for justifiable homicide.

HaydenAsche · 07.20.2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Bicycle shorts are for suckers.
Shameless, tacky, be-spandexed suckers.
No one wants to see that.
White bicycle shorts should be grounds for justifiable homicide.

Mine are black. I'm quite the cycler. As if Jean shorts and Cargo shorts aren't tacky.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.20.2006, 04:19 PM

cargos' the way to go.

Savage Clone · 07.20.2006, 04:20 PM

I ride a bike everywhere I go, weather permitting. No spandex for me!
Bikewear is so hideous.

HaydenAsche · 07.20.2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I ride a bike everywhere I go, weather permitting. No spandex for me!
Bikewear is so hideous.

I ride bike for the sake of riding bike rather than for transportation. I prefer going at night. The spandex is quite ugly but I wouldn't be caught dead in fuckin cargo shorts.

gmku · 07.20.2006, 04:22 PM

I have a Team Spandex T-shirt. A friend and I started our own bike team and even had these shirts printed. The front has a drawing of a middle-aged pot-bellied man in a spandex suit on a bike. The back says, "Just say no to Spandex."

Over a certain age, men shouldn't wear spandex.

HaydenAsche · 07.20.2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I have a Team Spandex T-shirt. A friend and I started our own bike team and even had these shirts printed. The front has a drawing of a middle-aged pot-bellied man in a spandex suit on a bike. The back says, "Just say no to Spandex."

Over a certain age, men shouldn't wear spandex.

Is 15 over that age?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.20.2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Is 15 over that age?

I would say yes.

gmku · 07.20.2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Is 15 over that age?

Depends.

But generally, odd and ugly things don't start happening to men's bodies until after around 40.

Savage Clone · 07.20.2006, 04:25 PM

Pre-birth is acceptable.

sonicl · 07.21.2006, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Shorts are totally not rock.

Are you suggesting that Anthrax were not rock in the '80s?

A pox on your house!

terminal pharmacy · 07.21.2006, 01:17 AM

i say a coooool crime

truncated · 07.21.2006, 04:48 AM

I concur wholeheartedly with Savage Clone on the spandex issue. If one were meant to wear unattractively tight, skin-pinching clothing whose sheen accentuates each fold of a flabby ass, we would simply walk around naked.

On the sandal issue, both sexes are permitted to wear sandals; however, it is EXTREMELY rare to find fashionably acceptable ones. My rule (for casual sandals mind you; whoring it up is a different story) is that they ought to be as least ornate as possible. Sandals that resemble shoes a. look orthopaedic and retarded and b. defeat the purpose of wearing sandals.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 06:21 AM

i was thinking about how this related to the issue of shorts. i'm wearing shorts right now, although i rarely wear shorts outside the house (unless i'm at the beach of course).

anyway, as far as sandals go, i think it's fine to wear them if you live or were born in the southern hemisphere/africa, and are not white.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 06:38 AM

that guy probably wearing khaki cargo shorts too

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 07:09 AM

no, i reckon he has a job in finance and he sees himself as being more bohemian than his colleagues

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 07:22 AM

i reckon he bought that turtle when he went on his £10,000 backpacking & surfing holiday round australia

_slavo_ · 07.21.2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

no, i reckon he has a job in finance and he sees himself as being more bohemian than his colleagues

HAHA fucking hell, this is EXACTLY how I was thinking when I was still working in finance.

Hillarious point !!!

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Backpacking is a very wrong thing in my book.I'd visit just about every single country in the world but in no backpacking way.Not in my house.

damn right

Toilet & Bowels · 07.21.2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

HAHA fucking hell, this is EXACTLY how I was thinking when I was still working in finance.

Hillarious point !!!

i've got a friend who's like that too

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07.20.2006, 04:19 PM	#83
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	cargos' the way to go. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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07.20.2006, 04:20 PM	#84
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I ride a bike everywhere I go, weather permitting. No spandex for me! Bikewear is so hideous.
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07.20.2006, 04:22 PM	#86
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I have a Team Spandex T-shirt. A friend and I started our own bike team and even had these shirts printed. The front has a drawing of a middle-aged pot-bellied man in a spandex suit on a bike. The back says, "Just say no to Spandex." Over a certain age, men shouldn't wear spandex.
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07.20.2006, 04:25 PM	#90
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Pre-birth is acceptable.
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07.21.2006, 01:17 AM	#92
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	i say a coooool crime
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07.21.2006, 04:48 AM	#93
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I concur wholeheartedly with Savage Clone on the spandex issue. If one were meant to wear unattractively tight, skin-pinching clothing whose sheen accentuates each fold of a flabby ass, we would simply walk around naked. On the sandal issue, both sexes are permitted to wear sandals; however, it is EXTREMELY rare to find fashionably acceptable ones. My rule (for casual sandals mind you; whoring it up is a different story) is that they ought to be as least ornate as possible. Sandals that resemble shoes a. look orthopaedic and retarded and b. defeat the purpose of wearing sandals.
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07.21.2006, 06:21 AM	#94
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	i was thinking about how this related to the issue of shorts. i'm wearing shorts right now, although i rarely wear shorts outside the house (unless i'm at the beach of course). anyway, as far as sandals go, i think it's fine to wear them if you live or were born in the southern hemisphere/africa, and are not white.
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07.21.2006, 06:38 AM	#95
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	that guy probably wearing khaki cargo shorts too
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07.21.2006, 07:09 AM	#96
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	no, i reckon he has a job in finance and he sees himself as being more bohemian than his colleagues
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07.21.2006, 07:22 AM	#97
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	i reckon he bought that turtle when he went on his £10,000 backpacking & surfing holiday round australia
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