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afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

They turn red when I'm on the rag.

Because I am a fucking technological goddess.

that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

truncated · 07.26.2006, 06:32 PM

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

krastian · 07.26.2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Most of the girls surely put the boys to shame.

Yep.

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

You are pure evil.
and that is wonderful.

HaydenAsche · 07.26.2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

You must spread your seed around before cumming on truncated again.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.26.2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

You must spread your seed around before cumming on truncated again.

fuckin' gold right there!

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 08:45 PM

I'm tired of being completely sober, I'll be right back...

terminal pharmacy · 07.26.2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick

the fact that people assume that everyone on this board is a guy.

there are girls here too

that and american

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

that and american

actually, and yes, I see you are from australia, I usually assume most people are british...

acousticrock87 · 07.26.2006, 10:13 PM

Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.

but with good reason, since it is usually the case...

porkmarras · 07.27.2006, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

Watch and learn people(how to harass and stalk people the proper way that is.)

sonicl · 07.27.2006, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.

No, we're just more vocal.

jon boy · 07.27.2006, 03:58 AM

and better at it.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.27.2006, 06:52 AM

i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters

truncated · 07.27.2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters

*Resists impulse to make corny "knighting" joke*

Savage Clone · 07.27.2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters

Just don't give us honorary British teeth and we'll be fine!

Anngella · 07.27.2006, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDom

Girls are gross. They got cooties.

We don't got cooties, we HAVE cooties. You don't got good grammar!

Oddly enough I was thinking about this last night, hmph.
I am woman, hear me roar.

afterthefact · 07.27.2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

I am woman, hear me roar.

gladly.

Pookie · 07.27.2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Just don't give us honorary British teeth and we'll be fine!

Why are Americans obssessed with teeth?

07.26.2006, 06:32 PM	#82
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello. This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior. Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I'm tired of being completely sober, I'll be right back... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	and better at it.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters
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