[hubre]

 

 

that`s me and my guitar
i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music

cheers mike

[su x*]

i think your guitar's broken

[m1rr0r dash]

i know for a fact that yr guitar is broken and i bet it still sounds awesome fierce... welcome hubre.

 

 

Originally Posted by su x*

only if they are sonic youth poo stains, and if they're lee's, i dont want them

if they're not lee's, i don't want them.

[ChocolateJesus]

I am unfamiliar with all of you.

I am ChocolateJesus.
I am the same age as Jenna Jameson.
I never refer to music as "jams".
I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery.
I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal.
I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way.

[█████████]

jesus was black, you racist.

 

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by █████████

jesus was black, you racist.

 

Of course I am. You ageist?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

I am unfamiliar with all of you.

I am ChocolateJesus.
I am the same age as Jenna Jameson.
I never refer to music as "jams".
I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery.
I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal.
I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way.

repped for successful use of a manifesto.

[█████████]

christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.

yes, yes i am no saint.

but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do?

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by █████████

christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.

yes, yes i am no saint.

but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do?

You do what any god-fearing man would. Turn the bitch around, get to work, and when you are done, yell *zoinks* - then run from the room before she turns around for a chat. Leave a fiver on the dining room table, and never think of it again.

Wordeth.

Love,
ChocolateJesus

[█████████]

cant you make a miracle instead?

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by █████████

cant you make a miracle instead?

That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez.

[█████████]

i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by hubre

 

 

that`s me and my guitar
i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music

cheers mike

goddamn austria kicks ass!!! welcome Mike!

[m1rr0r dash]

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez.

so jesus was a goyisher schvartze who talked like a balebatisheh yiden who shep nachas in saving a little aroisgevorfene gelt and took his own name in vain... geh vas.

[█████████]

dont be so hard on him...
the guy is product of a incestous relationship.
and his mother was nicknamed "virgin" mary.
i know we should have crucified him upside down, but hey...

[Rob Instigator]

Jesus probably looked much more like Osama Bin Laden than any self-respecting cracka will want to admit.

[m1rr0r dash]

<<<<< self-deprecating goyisher belgisch, not a 'cracka'...

[ChocolateJesus]

Originally Posted by █████████

i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck.

Spoken like a true virgin. We all pay for sex. Everyone. The currency is the only variable.

[█████████]

i'll keep jerking off then.

[ChocolateJesus]

probably for the best.