[timtimtim]

It probably looks small because even if it is 7 inches it won't look that big in comparison to his body.

[Trasher02]

True.

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by sonicl

The world's tallest man, whose search for a bride covered the world, ended up marrying a woman from his home town nearly half his age and more than two feet shorter, Chinese media reported on Wednesday.

Bao Xishun, 56, a 2.36-metre (7-ft, 9-inch) herdsman listed by Guinness World Records as the tallest living man, married a 29-year-old saleswoman, the Beijing News said. Both come from Chifeng in Inner Mongolia.

"After sending out marriage advertisements across the world and going through a long selection process, the efforts have finally paid off," the newspaper said.

Bao reached his height in a seven-year spurt that began in his teens and which doctors have yet to explain, according to Guinness. After a career in the army, where he was recruited for a basketball team, he returned to Inner Mongolia. He now herds livestock and hires himself out for publicity stunts.

In December, Bao saved the lives of two dolphins by reaching deep into their stomachs with his 1.06-metre (42-inch) long arm to pull out pieces of plastic, according to Chinese media.

 

Somehow, he reminds me of that guy from the old Addams Family show, Lurch whatshisname

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Originally Posted by timtimtim

It probably looks small because even if it is 7 inches it won't look that big in comparison to his body.

i thought this was the cue for every male on this forum to start posting manically, claiming they have a 9+ inch dick.

might still happen!

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by timtimtim

It probably looks small because even if it is 7 inches it won't look that big in comparison to his body.

You have to make the comparison with HER body

[Danny Himself]

WTF. This thread is dying!!!

We need our Florida contingent back. And Hip Priest.

[nicfit]

it's not dying, it's just taking a nap...my neck hurts a lot and i got fever.

[jico.]

School: Pirates are not welcome
by Jordan Schrader

 

Weaverville – When you’re a pirate, some dangers just come with the territory: scurvy, grog hangovers, a walk down the plank at sword point.

But being kicked out of school for a day?

Bryan Killian doesn’t think that’s a fair reaction to his decision to come to North Buncombe High School wearing an eye patch and an inflatable cutlass.


The sophomore spent Wednesday at home after an administrator took issue with his accessories.

Buncombe County Schools says the eye patch was disruptive to classroom instruction. The student’s refusal to take it off after four warnings led to discipline, the district said.

“I feel like my First Amendment was violated,” Killian, 16, said. “Freedom of religion and freedom of expression. That’s what I tried to do, and I got shot down.”

Freedom of religion?

Yes, Killian says, his “pirate regalia” is part of his faith — the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The parody religion, whose “Pastafarian” members worship a sentient, airborne clump of noodles and meatballs, originated in a letter to the Kansas school board urging it to add the religion to its plans to teach evolution and intelligent design side by side.

It became an Internet phenomenon, spawning a belief system that holds pirates to be divine beings and blames global warming on the disappearance of the buccaneers.

Satirical though it may be, Killian isn’t laughing.

“If this is what I believe in, no matter how stupid it might sound, I should be able to express myself however I want to,” he said.

An eye patch is no more disruptive than a Christian cross around one’s neck, he said.

His teachers saw it the same way, he said, but Assistant Principal Sarah Cooley didn’t. She assigned him two days of in-school suspension before calling his home to add out-of-school suspension.

“It has nothing to do with religious beliefs,” school district spokesman Stan Alleyne rushed to say when asked about the suspension. “We respect students’ religious beliefs.”

Killian’s mother, Vanessa, agreed with the school’s decision despite sympathizing with her son.

“I think Bryan should be able to voice his opinion,” she said, “but he kind of got carried away.”

Killian planned to go back to school today. He doesn’t think he’ll wear an eye patch.

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ha ha ha

freedom of religion!

american school kids crack me up-- it's like they're on perpetual summer camp or something

[Inhuman]

Hello everyone

[jico.]

hey rob.

how are you dealing with php?

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oy, i need to learn php

i thought i was going to do it in 1 day, ended slacking off

[jico.]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oy, i need to learn php

i thought i was going to do it in 1 day, ended slacking off

olá-

yeah, i should learn too...

what do you do for a living? are you a programmer?

[SynthethicalY]

Jade is truly missed.

[jico.]

she is. what happened to her? any troubles? i miss her too...

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jico.

olá-

yeah, i should learn too...

what do you do for a living? are you a programmer?

not a programmer. im a small-time web developer & video producer. i hire people to do some parts of the job when i don't know or when it's not efficient. but i cant' find any reliable php programmer around so i figured i'd do it myself.

and please put emphasis on small time: i live in a small town & do small projects big companies wouldn't take; my clients couldn't hire big companies anyway. a perfect niche. i like it.

this is only my day job however. for the money. beats any other day-job that i have though, cos i love it and i have no boss.

then i'm supposed to be writing a book. now that's the real goal. but that's another story altogether, and i'm not discussing that on the board.

Originally Posted by jico.

she is. what happened to her? any troubles? i miss her too...

no, she is just back in school after spring break. she got us used to her presence & then deserted us. damn!

o well...

she'll be back soon i'm sure.

[Trasher02]

Hey

[!@#$%!]

ho!

[jico.]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

not a programmer. im a small-time web developer & video producer. i hire people to do some parts of the job when i don't know or when it's not efficient. but i cant' find any reliable php programmer around so i figured i'd do it myself.

and please put emphasis on small time: i live in a small town & do small projects big companies wouldn't take; my clients couldn't hire big companies anyway. a perfect niche. i like it.

this is only my day job however. for the money. beats any other day-job that i have though, cos i love it and i have no boss.

then i'm supposed to be writing a book. now that's the real goal. but that's another story altogether, and i'm not discussing that on the board.

that's cool. in the future when i have kids and all that, i would like to have a job like that.

and good luck with your book!

apart from school, i do some multimedia things too... sites, presentations, small clips etc. etc. - for the money. i've posted some, have you seen them?

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no, she is just back in school after spring break. she got us used to her presence & then deserted us. damn!

o well...

she'll be back soon i'm sure.

oh jade, well... i love her.

-/-

olá trasher.

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Originally Posted by jico.

oh jade, well... i love her.

and who wouldn't?