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im buying plane tickets for this christmas because few people travel on that day & so it's dirt cheap. "thank god" for stupid holidays!
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Oh God! In Fact That House made me hate Xmas!!!
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Actually we drink a lot and watch shit tv same as everyone else. Oh, and we eat children from the local nativity pageant. |
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Listen, if some fucker doesn't know irony when he/she/it sees it then they can fuck off. Jews are not some weird freak sideshow, they are cunts, lovers, musicians, artists, chimney sweeps etc same as everyone else. And if that had been Shylock's speech then we'd all have been a lot less bored by Shakespeare in school. Ha ha, he said 'cunt'.
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Well I for one love Christmas.
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I am christmas.
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The problem with irony is that if you use irony in response to something that was ironic, and a further post is possibly being ironic, but also possibly not being ironic in an ironic fashion, or even, ironically, not being ironic in an ironic fashion, then one loses trace of which was irony, which was serious, and which was serious irony. Ironically, I have no idea what I'm saying any more, which is probably more bathetic than anything else.
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No, you're bored.
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Porkmarras?
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Nice work sir. Incidentally, if you're step-father Christmas, does that mean that I'm getting two lots of presents this year?
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I love you more than the real father Christmas. Don't tell him though. But that fat bastard hasn't replied to a single one of my letters. AND the fucker keeps stealing my brandy.
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No dahling, I was agreeing with you, we're sound. We are going to abandon these humourless fuckers and sail to Cheltenham. 'Bathetic' is a great word, well done you. (And i actually know what it means too, well done me) |
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Aye. Although I'm more partial to Irish whiskey. Marlboro reds are my brand. And if you could introduce me to some college girls, that'd be ace. Thanks Step-Father Christmas [I'm going to hyphenate it even if you're not]
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Excellent. You win! I didn't realise there was anyone who understood proper wanker's words. I shall use them more often, methinks...
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#119 |
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well nothing i have seen or heard has changed my mind. ban this terrible festival i say.
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#120 |
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ok tell me a joke and i might change my mind haha.
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