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Old 09.19.2009, 12:34 AM   #101
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yesyesyesyes

next month its legal in nevada

gay vegas elvis wedding?

i think so.
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Old 09.19.2009, 12:36 AM   #102
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dude, that would be epic.
I've always wanted to meet elvis.
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Old 09.19.2009, 12:38 AM   #103
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one time i ran into my uncle at a diner at 3am and he was dressed up like elvis. jumpsuit and all.

mind: fucked.
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Old 09.19.2009, 12:41 AM   #104
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that sounds both disturbing and amazing
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Old 09.19.2009, 12:44 AM   #105
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it was fabulous. we ate slingers.
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Old 09.19.2009, 12:45 AM   #106
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disturbingly true story. There's no message or point to it but it's something I think about from time to time:

Me and my friend each stole a can of coke from a shop when we were kids. The shopkeeper caught us and said he was going to call the police. We were crying and pleading with him not to. I'm sure he wouldn't have, but we were really young and had no idea about that kind of thing, so we had to believe him. Anyway, while all this was taking place some skinhead was in the shop who told the shopkeeper (who was Pakistani) that if he didn't let us go he'd burn his shop down. So he did let us go and we said thank you to the skinhead.
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Old 10.08.2009, 07:26 AM   #107
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I once stole a brick of dro from this douche bag at a party.

Best drunk decision I've ever made.
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Old 10.08.2009, 07:50 AM   #108
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I found a wallet on the ground once. I took the money out, and threw the wallet in a nearby waste bin. Clyde Barrow's got nothing on me.
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Old 10.08.2009, 07:55 AM   #109
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My ex-wife's heart....

When I was 13 my friend and I had this perfect scam for stealing Albums. We found a door with enough space at the bottom to slip records through and later just going around the back of the store and pick them up. Thankfully I had a paper route to explain how I could afford a 100 album collection at that time.
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Old 10.08.2009, 08:11 AM   #110
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Haha poor record store. That's a cool story though.
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Old 10.08.2009, 01:40 PM   #111
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Old 10.08.2009, 01:49 PM   #112
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Old 12.17.2011, 01:03 AM   #113
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I use to steal a lot of CDs from Wal-Mart when I was 13/14. It was reallly easy...just take a cd, walk out the music department, find a deserted isle, and pell the little metal tag off the cd without cuttin yourself. Stick it in your pants and walk out. EASy!!!

I always wondered why my mom never asked me where I got those first three Jimi Hendrix albums.

is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread for your starving family? what if your family is very large and you end up with extra bread? is it wrong to sell that bread for a small profit?
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